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free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
God: It's Yahweh or the highway.

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Nice

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure
God: I Yam that I Yam





and the yams are the power that be

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
keep scrollin scrollin scrollin

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
moon


god?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
YOLO

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
#YOLO

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
GOD SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. YOU HAVE BEEN RAISED UP FROM BRUTALITY TO KILL THE BRUTALS WHO MULTIPLY AND ARE LEGION. TO THIS END, GOD GAVE YOU THE GIFT OF THE GUN. THE GUN IS GOOD! THE PENIS IS EVIL! THE PENIS SHOOTS SEEDS, AND MAKES NEW LIFE TO POISON THE EARTH WITH A PLAGUE OF MEN, AS ONCE IT WAS. BUT THE GUN SHOOTS DEATH AND PURIFIES THE EARTH OF THE FILTH OF BRUTALS. GO FORTH, AND KILL!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

hell yeah

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Friginator posted:

GOD SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. YOU HAVE BEEN RAISED UP FROM BRUTALITY TO KILL THE BRUTALS WHO MULTIPLY AND ARE LEGION. TO THIS END, GOD GAVE YOU THE GIFT OF THE GUN. THE GUN IS GOOD! THE PENIS IS EVIL! THE PENIS SHOOTS SEEDS, AND MAKES NEW LIFE TO POISON THE EARTH WITH A PLAGUE OF MEN, AS ONCE IT WAS. BUT THE GUN SHOOTS DEATH AND PURIFIES THE EARTH OF THE FILTH OF BRUTALS. GO FORTH, AND KILL!

New marketing slogan for world of guns: gun disassembly.

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
...and the Lord thus spake: "I'm gay"

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I liked the joke

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