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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
hoped.

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sorry to hear that OP. hmu if you need to vent about the failure surrounding your all-white version of Hamilton.

alnilam

that's starange, my groundbreaking all-white version of Hamilton is a runaway success. "Finally a musical for us!" raved white critics

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
In retrospect I think my problem wasn't my revolutionary use of an all-white cast, but my decision to translate the dialogue from the dope rhymes favored by our founding fathers into language that would be easier for modern audiences to understand.

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
White Lives Matter urgres people of color to support the groundbreaking all-white version of Hamilton.

<3 <3 Vanisher

devil

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

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im shooting you with my gun haha I'm so wacky and irreverent

deep dish peat moss

It can be hard to tell what's happening on stage when everything is white

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

Shakill OReal posted:

It can be hard to tell what's happening on stage when everything is white

It worked for the Beatles.

deep dish peat moss

Ringo Starr was actually a black guy but they put him in whiteface because back on those early black & white TVs if there was any contrast it would be hard to see anything.

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

Shakill OReal posted:

Ringo Starr was actually a black guy but they put him in whiteface because back on those early black & white TVs if there was any contrast it would be hard to see anything.

I was so sad when I heard that the midget inside of Paul McCartney died recently.

deep dish peat moss

Damnit. What about the guy who does his face animatronics?

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

Shakill OReal posted:

Damnit. What about the guy who does his face animatronics?

Working for the Trump campaign.

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this is really making me second-guess my groundbreaking all-native-American version of Hamilton

devil

Luvcow posted:

im shooting you with my gun haha I'm so wacky and irreverent

Are you still hurt over that

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

devil posted:

Are you still hurt over that

no just creeped out, there are a million things you could make fun of me for but you chose to threaten to shoot me and others. I just don't understand why you can't just post funny threads, which you did when you first came here

:shrug:

Luvcow fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Aug 20, 2016

devil

I do but htey get gassed indiscriminately

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devil posted:

I do but htey get gassed indiscriminately

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deep dish peat moss

This thread reminds me of Better Roots which is really good

https://vimeo.com/146016004

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Can we get an all Persian version of Barbershop Saves the Hood, please?

Senior Management



Shame. My all nude production of Hamilton is going smashingly however. It is just the audience that is nude not the actors.

:jerry:

Senior Management



Leprechaun in the Hood was not even shot with a real Leprechaun.

:jerry:

Robot Made of Meat

Vynar posted:

Leprechaun in the Hood was not even shot with a real Leprechaun.

Was he wearing a real hood?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

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Vynar posted:

Leprechaun in the Hood was not even shot with a real Leprechaun.

reminder: there were two leprechaun in the hood movies

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the unabonger
DJ, drop that track! Hey everyone, check out these beatitudes!!!

-the introduction to the first song in my all white version of hamilton

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Protip for your all white thing: If it's not going well, add more white people!

You're welcome.



alnilam

Bacon Taco posted:

Protip for your all white thing: If it's not going well, add more white people!

You're welcome.

worked well for colonialism :shrug:

google THIS

still short on white cast members. I'm thinking about having some black actors wear whiteface but I'm worried that it will offend white people

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
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alnilam posted:

worked well for colonialism :shrug:

Senior Management



Maybe your marketing should have been more positive. Come see the first ever all white take on Hamilton. Sell it as a unique cultural interpretation. Your marketing was a little more hateful and I think it drove people away. Your slogan was "All White Hamilton! Seriously no Morlocks. gently caress those underground weirdos am I right? Morlocks not welcome." And I think that people got offended on behalf of the Morlocks even though they found it funny on average according to the polling data.

:jerry:

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