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mercenarynuker posted:Assuming we value based mostly on Methane, the most valuable component of a fart, I think, we get approximately 2.5ml of Methane per the average fart, which produces about .09214 BTUs of energy. At current market rates (as of August 17) of $2.584/million BTUs for natural gas, that means each fart is worth about $0.00000024. Maybe toss in a few fractions of a penny more for the other gases in a fart. The peak time to sell you farts was back in late 2008, when you could have been earning a whopping $0.0000012 per fart! Alas, that ship has sailed Okay, but where does the "stink quotient" enter into your formula?
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four hundred and twenty dollars
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Aug 22, 2016 04:07
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fart in the mouth for a buck
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Are we talking Brown Funnel Noodle farts? Or Chicken Cream? If you're this guy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyxGOc4MP0) they're worth the sun... the moon... all the stars in the sky above. Chubbs fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Aug 22, 2016 |
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