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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
hi i have been thinking about this very long and hard and throbbing and this is how i would rank countries best to worst imo

countries in a tier are ordered alphabetically because this thread is about bringing people together not driving them apart

tier 1:
austria?, australia, canada, israel?, japan, NZ, scandinavia, south korea, switzerland

tier 2 (basically very good but way too full of people)
france, germany, italy spain, uk, usa

tier 3 (even more people but great food)
china, india

tier 4
others??

tier netherlands:
the netherlands

last tier:
venezuela

please let me know your comments or opinions about why your country is very special really and should have its own tier or post your own c-spam rankings itt

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Mrit
Sep 26, 2007

by exmarx
Grimey Drawer
USA? USA. USA!

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

#1 north korea juche is supreme all bow down to our glorious leader

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
COOL countries:

East Timor, Bolivia, San Marino


WAY PAST COOL countries:

Indonesia, South Korea, Poland


TOTALLY UNCOOL countries:

Madagascar, Bahrain, Taiwan

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

bottom tier:
the united $naKKKes of ameriKKKa, KKKlanada, United KKKingdom

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

in my ranking country #69... it's italy baby, haha you feel me?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
canada isn't teir 1 since we elected a child to the PMs office

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

the real answer is vatican city

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
total sausage party tho


im waaaay too old for the dating scene there

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

mauritius is #71. i will expend my last drop of blood to defend this ranking. mauritius at 71 is my golgotha

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
norway
denmark
iceland
finland
the faroes
svalbard
greenland
jan mayen
bouvet island
somalia
sweden

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Top Tier: Abkhazia, Donetsk People's Republic, Kosovo, Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic, Somaliland

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Jan Mayen Tier: Jan Mayen

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

i';ll tell you what the best country is, it's

1488
Feb 24, 2013

sealand > israel > cccp > all the other countries

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
all good lists start at 0

tier 0: australia

tier 1:eurotrash

tier 'meh': merica, japan, korea

tier rolleyes: everywhere else

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
australia is the worst anglosphere country easily
u guys have concentration camps and rented out the strategic port of darwin to china for 99 years

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

new zealand is mostly sheep so i'll put them at #2

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
australia can only be the 5th best country lol!!!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
basically imo its
Canada, US, UK, NZ, Aus as top 5

then like whatever gently caress the rest all tied for last place

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
usa number one~!!

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

HaHa! Very Nice! Kazakstan #3

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNeZBCfSTVk

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
essential countries:

scotland for scotch
america for bourbon
canada for rye
longdonistan for dry dry gin
um
thats about it

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
The number one nation is actually Palau, please recheck your math, I think you forgot your times tables.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

im willing to give up vodka to eleiminate russia

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Vodka is just unflavored spoiled grainwater, it can be made everywhere

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i drink stolichnaya vodka, russians know how to make vodka. its more suble than just "unflavored spoiled grainwater"

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

ive never had this but i met a finn and he confirmed it exists

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilju

it can be as simple as just water, sugar, and yeast apparently. article says it just tastes like pure ethanol. optimal



this one has raisins added! looks appetizing

its only like 17% abv, oddly

but i guess you can go a step further and make moonshine, and so the finns do

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonshine_by_country#Finland

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Baloogan posted:

i drink stolichnaya vodka, russians know how to make vodka. its more suble than just "unflavored spoiled grainwater"

sometimes its potatoes

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

i remember very roughly a decade ago someone posted a thread with 19th century obituaries from sault ste marie on michigan's upper peninsula, the center of finnish migration to the usa

there were multiple obits about finns stabbing each other and others, and casual references to them not having souls and poo poo

loving soulless finns

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
you can always trust a finn

to put his knife exactly where it will take you the longest to bleed out

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Mongolia seems like a pretty nice place

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belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

iive analysed all the posts itt and these are the results

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