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XIII
Feb 11, 2009


Invalid Validation posted:

At least this season had mostly ok tattoos throughout the season. Past seasons they were almost all garbage until the last couple episodes.

Who else remembers the very first contestant to be sent home, B-Tat? I honestly cannot wrap my head around how he ever made it onto the show unless it was all a big joke.

http://www.spike.com/photos/4iidqm/ink-master-artist-portfolio-brian-b-tat-robinson

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TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Flyinglemur posted:

I volunteered to be a human canvas (because I'm garbage) a couple of season ago and one of the questions was "would you allow yourself to be talked out of a tattoo or placement?"
Did you actually make it on? How contentious is the race to be a guinea pig with no assurances? I have to assume the producers prioritize seethingly obvious mental illness in candidates when available

TheRationalRedditor fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Dec 17, 2016

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

XIII posted:

Who else remembers the very first contestant to be sent home, B-Tat? I honestly cannot wrap my head around how he ever made it onto the show unless it was all a big joke.

http://www.spike.com/photos/4iidqm/ink-master-artist-portfolio-brian-b-tat-robinson

Holy gently caress. That HAS to be a troll from Spike.

... Right?

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

XIII posted:

Who else remembers the very first contestant to be sent home, B-Tat? I honestly cannot wrap my head around how he ever made it onto the show unless it was all a big joke.

http://www.spike.com/photos/4iidqm/ink-master-artist-portfolio-brian-b-tat-robinson
lol, ew. I never saw S1 but I'm sure it's full of unscripted schadenfreude like this

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


He was robbed!

KilGrey
Mar 13, 2005

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? Just put your lips together and blow...

No one will ever beat Mystical Mike for sheer 'WTF?'

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


KilGrey posted:

No one will ever beat Mystical Mike for sheer 'WTF?'

I didn't know who Mystical Mike was before this post so I googled him and drat, people are still being really brutal to his current posts on Facebook. The tattoos he has online are not terrible but meh. What did he do?

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


HungryMedusa posted:

I didn't know who Mystical Mike was before this post so I googled him and drat, people are still being really brutal to his current posts on Facebook. The tattoos he has online are not terrible but meh. What did he do?

He was just kinda a nutter that was waaaaay full of himself, he also seems to get super upset over the littlest poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VacQ6V93Gnk

TheDon01 fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Dec 18, 2016

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
He brought one machine with him to the show and expected things to go well.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
he's a human cartoon with zero self-awareness, an affinity for malapropisms, and delusions of intellectual grandeur. basically, less realistic than David Brent. Reality show platinum.

KilGrey
Mar 13, 2005

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? Just put your lips together and blow...

Propaganda Machine posted:

He brought one machine with him to the show and expected things to go well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQjSdQ8ndN4

Dave failed when Mike was eliminated by not saying, "...please pack your MACHINE and go home."

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

TheRationalRedditor posted:

Did you actually make it on? How contentious is the race to be a guinea pig with no assurances? I have to assume the producers prioritize seethingly obvious mental illness in candidates when available

Nope.

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Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

TheDon01 posted:

He was just kinda a nutter that was waaaaay full of himself, he also seems to get super upset over the littlest poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VacQ6V93Gnk

Plus he totally ruined the Star Wars prequels.

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