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No no, my dad used a mother sauce mag and the proceeds went into a sciency turkey baster, which came inside a designer woman, and that made me. I was then transferred from said pan to a lovely slowcook oven where the alcohol was never burned off. I ended up as a loving travesty.
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I was born by alien hybrid transplant. My dad was cucked by gray aliens 👽
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Aug 24, 2016 20:55
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your dad came inside your mouth to make you this way
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Aug 24, 2016 20:57
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I was reanimated with necromancy but instead of blood and ancient runes the warlock used a jar of compressed farts and a handful of Cheetos
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Aug 24, 2016 21:03
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No my dad came inside your mom ti make you
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Aug 24, 2016 21:04
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down n out posted:I was reanimated with necromancy but instead of blood and ancient runes the warlock used a jar of compressed farts and a handful of Cheetos spiderman underpants etc
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Aug 24, 2016 21:05
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Your mom came inside my dad to make your dad come inside my mom to make ...
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Aug 24, 2016 21:05
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Zombie Boat posted:No my dad came inside your mom ti make you My brother from another mother! 
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Aug 24, 2016 21:13
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god likse and encourages sex between married couples
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Aug 24, 2016 21:15
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im a creative
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Aug 24, 2016 21:16
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i came inside op's mom too
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Aug 24, 2016 21:54
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I wish he didn't.
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Aug 24, 2016 22:36
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mom: COME ON IN! Factual Baggins: dont mind if i do 
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Aug 24, 2016 22:49
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He came on her tits. The flies did the rest.
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Aug 24, 2016 23:50
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I'm upset this wasn't posted by forum user "30 Goddamned dicks"
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Aug 25, 2016 00:19
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fuckin way he blows
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Aug 25, 2016 00:54
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I'm aroused but yet sad
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Aug 25, 2016 00:57
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nice camera tricks
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Aug 25, 2016 00:57
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Wamdoodle posted:Nothing like an old fashioned shotgun wedding what do you think anniversary means
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Aug 25, 2016 00:59
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<-Pretend that's a shotgun and there's no Santa hat
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thats a strange dong
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