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Cthulu Carl posted:Has someone keistered a moon rock yet? Some random dude in Alaska had moon rocks that were mistakenly thrown in a dumpster after a museum fire. The state took them back.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 14:57 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:09 |
Cthulu Carl posted:Has someone keistered a moon rock yet? i clearly said i am going to put a moon rock in my bussy. Read The loving Thread
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 14:58 |
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bald gnome error posted:i clearly said i am going to put a moon rock in my bussy. Read The loving Thread Have you done it yet? No? Suck the poo poo off my moon rocks.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 15:01 |
Cthulu Carl posted:Have you done it yet? No? Suck the poo poo off my moon rocks. suck my moon rocks you astronaut
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 15:16 |
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bald gnome error posted:suck my moon rocks you astronaut Not until you've put 'em up your rear end.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 15:25 |
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Germstore posted:Some random dude in Alaska had moon rocks that were mistakenly thrown in a dumpster after a museum fire. The state took them back. What pricks.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 15:29 |
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bald gnome error posted:there's this dispensary in my city that sells moon rocks. its nugs dipped in oil + rolled in kief. Kurupt Moon Rocks. I got a gram for free once. Serious couchlock. Like I couldn't do jack poo poo after hitting that.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 15:32 |
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Did they ever find those moon rocks that dude and his girlfriend or whatever stole? I bet at least one of those got bought by a nerd with too much money who spills his seed on it every night then murders the hooker when she doesn't laugh at his reference to the Stephen Baxter novel 'Moonseed'.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 15:34 |
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can we have a source for the op cause its just too great to ignore
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 15:39 |
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The source is the court transcript. The rock pressed charges.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 15:53 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:The source is the court transcript. The rock pressed charges. it was asking for it, maybe it should've been wearing clothes
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 17:00 |
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This is the only thread that hasn't been derailed, because we have all been thinking about space rocks in our assholes
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 17:12 |
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ElGroucho posted:This is the only thread that hasn't been derailed, because we have all been thinking about space rocks in our assholes be a true pioneer, touch your dick to a spaceass rock
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 17:39 |
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I hope when we go to Mars the first thing someone does with the first sample is touch their dick to it. I wanna see ab astronaut write their name in Europan snow. Probably with a super soaker. I want a crew to bukkake Charon while Pluto watches, tidally locked so it always has to see humanity's seed. I want a chick to slap a used tampon against the Caloris Basin on Mercury. I want to colonize Proxima Centauri b and beam a message to the sun about how much nicer this star is and how the sun could never give us what we really needed. I want a probe to land on Venus and smash rocks in the turgid, hell atmosphere with a hammers shaped like high heeled boots. Let us, as a species, as a united people, go forth and sexually dominate every body in our solar system.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 18:50 |
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The Apollo 12 episode of From The Earth to the Moon is the best ep of the series IMO. It's got Dave Foley as Al Bean and the guy who played Rocket Romano on ER as Pete Conrad and they're awesome.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 19:02 |
good god if there ever was a sentence to describe humankind in all it facets it's OP thousands of years of people pining after, being fascinated by, occasionally murdering for, and finally developing advanced technology just to step on the moon and of course one of the first people to ever go there touches a piece of it with his dick
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 20:42 |
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I can't wait for space travel to become the new Everest, complete with people trying to come up with increasingly specific firsts. "I'm the first Blasian Nebraskan female Leo to methodically stamp out a football field length penis in lunar soil three times!"
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 20:52 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:I can't wait for space travel to become the new Everest, complete with people trying to come up with increasingly specific firsts. NASA already drew a dick and balls on the surface of Mars, so yeah this is definitely happening
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