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FactsAreUseless

A ventriloquist act but you're the puppet and the puppeteer is a series of conditions, events, and inevitabilities put into place thousands of years ago.

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alnilam

FactsAreUseless posted:

A ventriloquist act but you're the puppet and the puppeteer is a series of conditions, events, and inevitabilities put into place thousands of years ago.

*It begins to rain outside* wow amazing existence is drinking water and speaking through the puppet at the same time

Slaapaav

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Nosfereefer posted:

if you dont know that guy at your job its probbly you

im that guy

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FactsAreUseless posted:

A ventriloquist act but you're the puppet and the puppeteer is a series of conditions, events, and inevitabilities put into place thousands of years ago.

alnilam posted:

*It begins to rain outside* wow amazing existence is drinking water and speaking through the puppet at the same time

Darkman Fanpage
you know that guy? you knoe that guy? haha you KNoW THAT GUY? haha THAT GUY?? *sweats*

FactsAreUseless

*reaches into prop box and just keeps on reaching*

bare bottom pancakes

Production: Complete

FactsAreUseless posted:

*reaches into prop box and just keeps on reaching*

*shoves both arms in the prop box and winks suggestively at you while everyone else feels really uncomfortable*

FactsAreUseless

what's the deal what's the deal what's the deal what's the deal *voice continues to get higher and higher until everyone's glasses shatter*

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

FactsAreUseless posted:

what's the deal what's the deal what's the deal what's the deal *voice continues to get higher and higher until everyone's glasses shatter*

**pushes glass-less eyeglasses back onto nose**

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Palpek


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I'm that guy.

That guy dating your office crush.

alnilam

Palpek posted:

I'm that guy.

That guy dating your office crush.

I'm happy for both of you, you seem like a nice couple

super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom

Palpek posted:

I'm that guy.

That guy dating your office crush.

Mods?

google THIS

Palpek posted:

I'm that guy.

That guy dating your office crush.

everyone knows you

Business Gorillas

:harambe:



Palpek posted:

I'm that guy.

That guy dating your office crush.

There are no girls amongst the 3 people I work with so I've made an office crush out of cardboard and masking tape

She's been pressuring me into an open relationship and I'd like to let you know that whatever she's said we are not open

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Palpek


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I'll also add that she actually couldn't do better.

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