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 lift with your back that is where the power is

:jerry:
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 Every time I seductively ask women to come back to my place and have some fun they seem into it at first but groan and leave when I bust out the Warhammer miniatures and start painting. Do modern women have a problem with Necrons? I don't get it.

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* # ? Sep 3, 2016 04:10
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nvm no cake

Vynar posted:

Every time I seductively ask women to come back to my place and have some fun they seem into it at first but groan and leave when I bust out the Warhammer miniatures and start painting. Do modern women have a problem with Necrons? I don't get it.

did you let her pick up the miniatures before you got them wet with paint?? women hate bad pick ups

* # ? Sep 3, 2016 04:12
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nvm no cake

 i hang out at colleges and wait until i see a girl walking with a bunch of books or papers, then bump into her on purpose so i can practice my pick up skills

* # ? Sep 3, 2016 04:15
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 I picked up my wife the other day. I'm not an expert or anything, I'm just bigger than she is.

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FluffieDuckie

thepiratebae.se posted:

i hang out at colleges and wait until i see a girl walking with a bunch of books or papers, then bump into her on purpose so i can practice my pick up skills


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I picked up my wife the other day. I'm not an expert or anything, I'm just bigger than she is.

IMHO it is rude to do this to people who are not your wife so be careful out there.

:jerry:
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Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms
there was a dollar on the street so I pretended to bend down to tie my shoelace but in reality i was picking up the dollar

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google THIS

 I joined a band. my whole job is to play a couple of notes before the first downbeat of the song

* # ? Sep 3, 2016 16:24
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FutonForensic

Vynar posted:

IMHO it is rude to do this to people who are not your wife so be careful out there.

*picks up woman that looks like wife, judges her weight carefully* this is not my beautiful wife! LETTING THE DAYS GO BY let the water pick me up


* # ? Sep 3, 2016 19:20
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I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

FutonForensic posted:

*picks up woman that looks like wife, judges her weight carefully* this is not my beautiful wife! LETTING THE DAYS GO BY let the water pick me up
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FactsAreUseless

 Her: Will you go down on me?

Me: No.

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FutonForensic posted:

*picks up woman that looks like wife, judges her weight carefully* this is not my beautiful wife! LETTING THE DAYS GO BY let the water pick me up
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