Let's all go to the Shoney's buffet

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Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Has anyone ever been to the mormon equivalent "Chuck O Rama" that has Thirty loving One Soda combinations?

I've lived in utah for seven years and have been to a Sizzler once, and let me tell you, 31 loving drink selections doesn't make a buffet better.

As a new dad though, I think my new philosophy is going to be "Whatever makes the crotch spawn stop yelling at me for 31 loving soda flavors", and my star chart of her and I seems to dictate that I will be a pushover to her rabid Soda needs.

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Mega64 posted:

There's still a shitload of them in the Knoxville area. I live a couple miles away from one.

Haven't been to one since college, when some fellow diner yelled at my friend for telling a lengthy story about some guy making GBS threads himself. Dunno why he was complaining though since he was already eating at Shoney's.

Seriously There's like 10 here.

I knew a girl that worked at one in bumfuck nowhere and it sounded really sad and had the same old people eat there every day, but I've not eaten there in like 10 years so I don't know.

Shoney bear is a bro though.

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Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

RocktheCaulk posted:

Has anyone ever been to the mormon equivalent "Chuck O Rama" that has Thirty loving One Soda combinations?

I've lived in utah for seven years and have been to a Sizzler once, and let me tell you, 31 loving drink selections doesn't make a buffet better.

As a new dad though, I think my new philosophy is going to be "Whatever makes the crotch spawn stop yelling at me for 31 loving soda flavors", and my star chart of her and I seems to dictate that I will be a pushover to her rabid Soda needs.

soda is haram in Mormonism

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Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Ein cooler Typ posted:

soda is haram in Mormonism

They own stock in Coca Cola so 'Cold Caffeinated Beverages" are ok, but Coffee or Tea not so much.

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Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

Ein cooler Typ posted:

soda is haram in Mormonism

like every other religious rule it's open to interpretation

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CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

Ein cooler Typ posted:

has anyone ever figured out how to win that peg game at cracker barrel

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-solve-the-Triangle-Peg-Game/

EG-NO-RA-MOOSE

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Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

BREAKING NEWS: Cliff was supposed to open Store 3 today but loving overdosed on heroin again. Alicia said she could get there by ten, so it looks like Lunch Buffet only today.

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afeelgoodpoop: Oct 14, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

ponchos needs to not only have locations in texas imo.

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JonathonSpectre: Jul 23, 2003; I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck; Soiled Meat

RocktheCaulk posted:

They own stock in Coca Cola so 'Cold Caffeinated Beverages" are ok, but Coffee or Tea not so much.

The Almighty Creator of the Universe: "What's that? A CUP OF COFFEE! Unclean! Banished to the Outer Darkness forever!"

This is something people actually (claim to) believe, that a being with the power to create the loving universe cares what you drink.

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CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

Chief McHeath posted:

BREAKING NEWS: Cliff was supposed to open Store 3 today but loving overdosed on heroin again. Alicia said she could get there by ten, so it looks like Lunch Buffet only today.

these store numbers are too low, flee the center of the Shoneyverse before it is everlastingly too late

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JonathonSpectre posted:

The Almighty Creator of the Universe: "What's that? A CUP OF COFFEE! Unclean! Banished to the Outer Darkness forever!"

This is something people actually (claim to) believe, that a being with the power to create the loving universe cares what you drink.

Your body is a temple, treat it with respect, hth

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OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

JonathonSpectre posted:

The Almighty Creator of the Universe: "What's that? A CUP OF COFFEE! Unclean! Banished to the Outer Darkness forever!"

This is something people actually (claim to) believe, that a being with the power to create the loving universe cares what you drink.

Pretty much every religion says that sinful behavior is bad because it's bad for you

The idea is that god cares because he cares about you and through his prophets and other means is trying to help you reach your full potential and be happy

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ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Mange Mite posted:

Pretty much every religion says that sinful behavior is bad because it's bad for you

The idea is that god cares because he cares about you and through his prophets and other means is trying to help you reach your full potential and be happy

I'm p sure a truly benevolent being wouldn't create a bunch of arbitrary self imposed rules that revolve around you denying yourself the stuff you most deeply want out of life. That's more like something a saw villain would do to prove some sort of simplistic philosophical view about the inherent selfishness and greed of humanity.

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kazr: Jan 28, 2005

ArbitraryC posted:

I'm p sure a truly benevolent being wouldn't create a bunch of arbitrary self imposed rules that revolve around you denying yourself the stuff you most deeply want out of life. That's more like something a saw villain would do to prove some sort of simplistic philosophical view about the inherent selfishness and greed of humanity.

how can you presume to know what God wants?!?!

M. Night Shimylamanlan twist: God was actually Satan the whole time :twisted:

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kazr: Jan 28, 2005

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kazr: Jan 28, 2005

two forty posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ZPwxeE6n0

breakfast at Shoney's.. for $2.99
saved me some money, eased up my mind

there's still a fuckload of them in east tn as i just said, but they're really old and crummy and the food isn't great and the buffet is like $9.00 but my dad and i go sometimes for reasons we aren't too sure of. the ones in tn are like time portals to about 1992. you see terrible, disturbing things there.

you loving piece of poo poo look at my post earlier in this thread gently caress

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