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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Captain Yossarian posted:

Yeah this too. I'm gonna go visit SWBM

I have a mat you can sleep on

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NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
There's only so many boats to europe. Give it a few years.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
looks like theyve got a witch infestation

probably all got hexed last time they tried to do something about it and now they and their descendants can never leave the village of their birth

dont gently caress with witches, i think is the lesson of africa

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
why not?

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Endorph posted:

rankings of continents' likelihood of eating nukes, from most to least

1) north amercia
2) asia (blame north korea)
3) europe
4) antartica (because if nuclear war starts some motherfucker is gonna be like 'if im going down im taking you with me' and then nuke the icecaps)
5) south america
6) africa
7) australia

IMO


Im pretty sure China or someone is just gonna nuke everywhere in the event of a nuclear war because god forbid those Africans have a chance to be better then us.

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIXUgtNC4Kc

seems p cool if you ask me

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Telsa Cola posted:

Im pretty sure China or someone is just gonna nuke everywhere in the event of a nuclear war because god forbid those Africans have a chance to be better then us.

idk i think they might really be so racist as to say 'why bother they're just blacks lol' because it isn't even conceivable to them that they could be good ever

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
because the rains there are blessed, OP

are there blessed rains where you live, OP? I bet not

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
they have cool animals who doesn't like animals?

just avoid the fruit bats

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
but the ones that live where there's no water, they should move, right?

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)

FlimFlam Imam posted:

Because running around with a machine gun and killing people is a lot more fun than going to elementary school.

Because elementary school classes can be running around with a machine gun and killing people.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

corn in the bible posted:

is a question a student asked me today so what would you have told him?

I'd tell him it's similar to how people keep living in New Orleans and Baton Rouge. They just don't get it.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Moridin920 posted:

seems to me like africa is least likely to eat poo poo tons of nukes if it comes to that?

There's a Heinlein book about that. There's a nuclear war that wipes out pretty much everyone in the northern hemisphere, so in the future the black majority rules and keeps the descendants of the white survivors as slaves

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

SweetKarma posted:

Because it's a beautiful continent with rich and diverse wildlife.

Thats being slowly ground into a fine powder by the chinese to sell as boner medication

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
because they can go on safaris for free

father vivian
May 5, 2008

WE'VE OBTAINED ENERGY RECOVERY PILLS

Endorph posted:

rankings of continents' likelihood of eating nukes, from most to least

1) north amercia
2) asia (blame north korea)
3) europe
4) antartica (because if nuclear war starts some motherfucker is gonna be like 'if im going down im taking you with me' and then nuke the icecaps)
5) south america
6) africa
7) australia

IMO

#7 should be much higher actually
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_Gap

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

NihilismNow posted:

There's only so many boats to europe. Give it a few years.

some are even running to south america apparently. asia too

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeDk6ZeGNnU&t=4s

mmmm
Jul 26, 2010

hey
you're one of them fancy lads, ain't ya?

Rutibex posted:

The Congo Free State would like to take your application

they are taking applications but you have to use one of those electronic kiosk things. that's what we call a "red flag"

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Because loving babies cures aids

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy


2.7b africans in 2050 loving lmao

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Because all the women walk around tits out, and they've discovered like three or four cures for AIDS.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy


It's me I'm the guy who cares about africa

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

they should turn africa into a ship and sail it north so they get winter

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Beef Turret posted:

It's a good question since the Chinese own all the arable land on the continent anyway

well I mean if you believe that private property is a concept that works very well in most African countries then yes, this is true

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

unpacked robinhood posted:



It's me I'm the guy who cares about africa

I don't know if you are being ironic or not, but I am 100% interested in Africa and find it to be a beautiful continent with fascinating cultures and also critters

drans
Sep 1, 2016
Ramrod XTreme
Because China still needs a cheap unskilled workforce

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
Have you tried playing the video for the 2010 world cup anthem Waka Waka, by Shakira for him? It should answer all his questions.








We're all Africa. We're all Africa.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

corn in the bible posted:

is a question a student asked me today so what would you have told him?

We haven't made enough napalm... Yet

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!
I dunno, why haven't you left your bum gently caress shithole of a town?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Yossarian posted:

I don't know if you are being ironic or not, but I am 100% interested in Africa and find it to be a beautiful continent with fascinating cultures and also critters

I'm not sure they'll be much critters left in 20 years, but yeah they made for some nice national geographic issues

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


Mozi posted:

because there's still wildlife to be driven to extinction

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Do they even have weed in Africa

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Because somebody has to be here to chop down the last of the trees for china

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