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Rutibex posted:living on the streets in a modern society is super easy. humans are scavenger animals, and a city contains a lot more food than the African savannah yeah, i loving know because i lived in my car for a couple months i've also been locked up a few times
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Rutibex posted:living on the streets in a modern society is super easy. humans are scavenger animals, and a city contains a lot more food than the African savannah Just "fly" south for the winter.
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VendaGoat posted:Just "fly" south for the winter. Is that some kind of knock on penguins?! 
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Sep 2, 2016 04:28
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Robot Pride posted:look at this nerd that has never lived in any kind of detention center Agreed. When you're on the streets you can spend all day getting to and from the places you get food, bathe, do laundry, and then sleep. Generally it's a terrible aspect of homeless life but it beats the soul crushing boredom of confinement.
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The Twinkie Czar posted:When you're on the streets you can spend all day getting to and from the places you get food, bathe, do laundry, and then sleep. Generally it's a terrible aspect of homeless life but it beats the soul crushing boredom of confinement. This is really the unknown part of being homeless. Every minor thing you do that would be something trivial when you have a house is an entire experience when you're homeless like making GBS threads, washing, washing clothes, stealing/robbing/hustling food, etc. Your day is pretty loving filled and that doesn't include the stealing, hustling, buying and selling drugs part that is a centerpiece of the lifestyle.
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also, loving LOL at thinking that jail food is a positive option in any kind of way when you could be out shoplifting from publix and eating like a goddamn baus
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Sep 2, 2016 04:39
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"I'm homeless waaaa waaaaa waaaaaa I don't got noplace to live and no food waaaaaa waaaaaaa waaaaaaaa someone please help me I might die waaaaa waaaa waaaaa" That's you. That's what you sound like.
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Robot Pride posted:also, loving LOL at thinking that jail food is a positive option in any kind of way when you could be out shoplifting from publix and eating like a goddamn baus Compare and contrast it to high school food.
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Sep 2, 2016 04:46
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Congrts OP... pls update at the time of your natural death
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JiveHonky posted:"I'm homeless waaaa waaaaa waaaaaa I don't got noplace to live and no food waaaaaa waaaaaaa waaaaaaaa someone please help me I might die waaaaa waaaa waaaaa" He makes a good point
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donkey salami posted:He makes a good point Donkey salmo is my friend
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so you work from home OP?
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Robot Pride posted:This is really the unknown part of being homeless. Every minor thing you do that would be something trivial when you have a house is an entire experience when you're homeless like making GBS threads, washing, washing clothes, stealing/robbing/hustling food, etc. Your day is pretty loving filled and that doesn't include the stealing, hustling, buying and selling drugs part that is a centerpiece of the lifestyle. But if you already have clean clothes you can spend all that extra free time by walking two hours to the library to use a slow as poo poo computer with a 30 minute time limit to apply for jobs. This doesn't just mean uploading resumes because the more entry level a job is the more details their application demands. Hope you have all that memorized or you know how to use google drive. Oh, there's a 45 minute wait to use a computer. Better just head back now or you won't make it to the shelter in time for dinner. Maybe tomorrow.
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Carmant posted:Looks like I'm homeless.. lost my job and my home. lol
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The Twinkie Czar posted:Many people say that when you're destined to be homeless you should spend your last money on a gym membership. For real this, but Planet Fitness, and gently caress that place. There might be 1 or 20 in your city and 1000+ nationwide, so wherever you go you can find a shower and maybe a place where someone sees you shaving and wants to suck your dilznick.
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VendaGoat posted:Compare and contrast it to high school food. Highschool food has seasoning. I almost cried tears of joy cried when I got a salt/pepper packet on Thanksgiving It's all a mushy semblance of food, but goddamn if it actually has flavor...never mind the miracle of when it's still hot by the time it gets to one's pod
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That Robot posted:are you the same user as celluloid sam y/n? yeah man what's up alt account
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The_Book_Of_Harry posted:Highschool food has seasoning. So prison is like living in Minnesota? Yaaaaaaahhhh, gently caress that.
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Chief McHeath posted:For real this, but Planet Fitness, and gently caress that place. There might be 1 or 20 in your city and 1000+ nationwide, so wherever you go you can find a shower and maybe a place where someone sees you shaving and wants to suck your dilznick. Really big gyms like Planet Fitness and LA Fitness are also nice because they don't pay any attention to you. If you go into a smaller gym they will follow you around to sell you one-on-one training and smoothies. They'll eventually realize you just shower without working out and they'll make things weird. But what's better is the 24 hour places like Anytime or Snap Fitness. Your best chance at work will probably be working evenings at a restaurant. Being able to go to a gym at 1am and shower sure beats falling asleep in your car still stinking of french fries. But again: 1. PO Box 2a. Free trial weeks at every accessible gym 2b. Gym membership
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OP pls find and kill a Koch brother it will make ur life worthwhile
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VendaGoat posted:So prison is like living in Minnesota? 
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Sep 2, 2016 06:03
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Being snowed into your home, so that you can not leave. No seasoning on your food, including the most two basic loving human seasonings of salt and pepper. Also,  Humanity and a basic amount of society.It's no wonder people move to the east coast.
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Gatekeeper posted:hey bud I know how ya feel, I've been a member of this ol brotherhood, the homeless brigade this is great
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shine on you gravy diamond
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Move to salt lake city. They have supposedly no strings attach hobo shelter. Also mormons love giving money to panhandlers.
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The Twinkie Czar posted:Really big gyms like Planet Fitness and LA Fitness are also nice because they don't pay any attention to you. If you go into a smaller gym they will follow you around to sell you one-on-one training and smoothies. They'll eventually realize you just shower without working out and they'll make things weird. this is the dumbest poo poo. lol you don't keep paying bills and collecting mail once your homeless. if you want a shower go to a public beach, or sponge yourself off in a 7-11 restroom. lol jym memberships and PO boxes. you need that money for drugs, duh
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Rutibex posted:this is the dumbest poo poo. lol you don't keep paying bills and collecting mail once your homeless. if you want a shower go to a public beach, or sponge yourself off in a 7-11 restroom. most people don't have a beach and birdbathing in a convenience store is dumb every area has an apartment complex with a pool that no one uses so use that keeping your money for drugs instead of PO box and gym is correct, though
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SA is a drug that causes homelessness
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Laurenz posted:SA is a drug that causes homelessness sa is a drug that makes you gay and being gay can make you homeless* *source: bea arthur
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Laurenz posted:SA is a drug that causes homelessness SA never fronts coke on credit Payment has to clear first on SA mart......such bullshit Crack commandments.....credit? forget it.....etc
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