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I have a storied history of embezzlement will that hurt my chances? I've stolen from every employer I've worked for who had front desk candy dish
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Sep 1, 2016 23:17
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dad gay. so what posted:were going to need to get to the "bottom" of this one way or another. some one is going to need to "come" forward and put their "penis" in my rear end in a top hat loving gold, dude
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Sep 2, 2016 15:38
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:only my twat tyvm and that's a serious medical condition how can you have a twat if you're a man
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Sep 2, 2016 15:39
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if you hire me i'll "pretend" to be a homeless man and panhandle in front of your competitors and make all their customers really uncomfortable
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Sep 2, 2016 15:43
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I'm gonna find where you live and then I'm gonna come to your house and then I'm gonna give you the best prostate massage you've eve gotten. I'm gonna milk you like a dairy cow, op
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Sep 2, 2016 15:44
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GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:I'm gonna find where you live and then I'm gonna come to your house and then I'm gonna give you the best prostate massage you've eve gotten. I'm gonna milk you like a dairy cow, op Uh... Is this an open invite?
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Sep 2, 2016 16:16
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Captain Yossarian posted:Uh... Is this an open invite? no fat guys
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Sep 2, 2016 16:19
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GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:no fat guys im pretty skinny now because of my AIDS
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Sep 2, 2016 16:21
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we are going to start drinking at 10am today before the lobster boil because of a my decree and alcoholism
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Sep 2, 2016 16:22
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dad gay. so what posted:we are going to start drinking at 10am today before the lobster boil because of a my decree and alcoholism well except the forklift people cause that would probably be some kind of lawsuit. but im gonna get hammered
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Sep 2, 2016 16:32
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I've got a case of corona, what's the address?!
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Sep 2, 2016 16:34
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OctoberBlues posted:I've got a case of corona, what's the address?! we are near I-25 of that helps and we have a lot of beer
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Sep 2, 2016 16:36
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Okay I will just drive up and down 25 until I smell lobster
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Sep 2, 2016 16:37
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and we don't know how to cook lobsters but I think we are gonna boil them and then grill them up with some garlic butter we will probably all die
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Sep 2, 2016 16:37
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hey do you work for atlas metal and iron? How much will you give me for stolen copper wire??
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Sep 2, 2016 16:40
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OctoberBlues posted:hey do you work for atlas metal and iron? How much will you give me for stolen copper wire?? no but I I don't think copper is worth that much anymore due to falling commodity prices in general
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Sep 2, 2016 16:56
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I burned down the cudgel factory now we're the only game in town
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Sep 2, 2016 16:57
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Sep 2, 2016 17:00
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dad gay. so what posted:we are going to start drinking at 10am today before the lobster boil because of a my decree and alcoholism what will u drink? will you be blazing w/ trees too? like fill a bowl with kief with wax on top and smoke it out of a big ol bong?
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Sep 2, 2016 17:29
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goddamnit this is a loving good thread
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Sep 2, 2016 18:34
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i ate one of those bagged pickles for 2011 (good vintage) and a liter of diet dr pepper for lunch in the parking garage of the wells fargo building and now im dealing with quite the situation im making GBS threads in the toilet 
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Sep 2, 2016 21:19
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why'd you eat a five year old pickle
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Sep 2, 2016 21:34
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Did you not read his post? 2011 was a good vintage
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Sep 2, 2016 21:35
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I'm p. good with a mop. Plus, I'll bring my own mop.
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Sep 2, 2016 21:37
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OctoberBlues posted:Did you not read his post? 2011 was a good vintage it probably tastes like rotten assholes that sat in a glove box for five years
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That Robot posted:it probably tastes like rotten assholes that sat in a glove box for five years Wow, it really is a good vintage!!
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