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Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Post sites/communities with absurd supernatural/conspiracy beliefs.

To start us off we have the classic flat earth society. Flat Earthers fight tirelessly against mainstream science and The Conspiracy with their own "alt-science".

Also memes

Reddit gives us r/DimensionalJumping, part of a bizarre community which, as far as I can tell, spawned out of the Berenstein/Berenstain bears thing. It's a subreddit for people who think mirrors are portals to alternate universes and any lapse in memory is your brain traveling to an alternate dimension. Dimension jumpers can exploit this to their advantage. Explained thusly:

quote:

What's On TV?

One way of thinking of your current experience is that you are a conscious being who has tuned into one of a billion different TV channels. Each TV show has been filmed from a 1st-person perspective viewpoint. You are a viewer who has forgotten that he isn't actually the character onscreen.

Doing a "jump" means to select a custom channel which fits your desires. The selection mechanism operates by using your thoughts. You imagine part of the content of the destination channel; the mechanism then autocompletes the selection!

The problem, though, is that without realising it we have our thoughts firmly fixed to the control panel at its current settings. So before a change can happen, we need to loosen that and detach from the scenes we're watching now. Only then can the channel mechanism perform the autocomplete.

This makes it clear that there is no other "you" who gets left behind when you "jump", and nor does anyone get displaced:

When you change the channel on a TV, do you leave behind another "you" still watching the previous channel? Obviously not.

When you change the channel on a TV, does the previous channel still "exist" even if nobody is watching it? Does it matter? Surely not.

Synchronicity TV

We can modify the TV metaphor and make it more subtle, to help us imagine how selection and synchronicity works. Instead of switching to another channel, we are going to modify our current channel to make the content more pleasant. By doing this, we're in effect creating or shifting it into a customised channel.

In this example, we really want to experience more owls in our life, apparently without regard to the constraints of time and space and causality.

For this, you draw a picture of an owl on your TV screen. From that point, the owl picture always there, but its visibility depends upon the rest of the imagery onscreen. When the dark scenes of the TV show switch to a bright white scene, suddenly the owl "appears" - it is "manifested".

Now we adapt this to daily life. Imagine an owl idea being dissolved "holographically" in the space around you, and replace the notion of dark/white scene with appropriate contexts. Having "drawn" the owl into the space, you go about your day.

Mostly the owl isn't anywhere to be seen, but wherever an appropriate context arises then aspects of the owl idea shine through and are manifest: A man has an owl image on a t-shirt, the woman in the shop has massive eyes and eyebrows like feathers, a friend sends you an email about a lecture at the zoo highlighting the owl enclosure, a newspaper review of Blade Runner talks extensively about the mechanical owl in the interrogation scene, and so on.

The Owls Of Eternity�

Note that the manifestations occur from the point of thought onwards - and that the owl pattern is overlaid on all subsequent experience regardless of prior observations.

Hence, owl-related events might arise which, in the standard view, must seemingly have their origins in external events prior to your act. You may also notice, say, lots of owl-related items in your house which surely must always have been there. You may even find yourself noticing owl-related aspects when you recall events from your (apparent) past.

In fact, you may well start feeling uncertain as to whether these things always have-existed or whether they only now have-existed as a result of your act.

These owls are spatially agnostic and have no respect for temporal matters! (8>)=

If you feel like cheating you can also check out the Official David Icke forums.

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:28

504: Feb 2, 2016; by R. Guyovich

Is it just me or are neither of those things supernatural?

# ? Sep 4, 2016 01:21

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

504 posted:

Is it just me or are neither of those things supernatural?

The flat earth society is "supposedly" a really really thorough tongue in cheek parody though I'm pretty sure half of the users don't realize this.

Never heard of the dimensional weirdos, sounds pretty lol.

# ? Sep 4, 2016 08:31

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

I just found this... guy... who thinks the moon is actually fake? Or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAdXnDJmYgw

But my favorite bit is someone in the comments:

quote:

so youre trying to say that God didnt make the moon but someone did at a later date after creation?...what bollox

it has its own light...a cold light thats oippositte to that of the sun,..look it up or better still do a test with a laser thermometer....sunlights 'WARMER' than it is in shade...and Moonlights 'COLDER' than it is in its shade,..this would not be possible if the Moon is reflecting the Suns light...it would still be warmer in moonlight not cooler

...

bro...what 'other' life out there?...there might be other 'Quantum Light based' Earths out there...but i certainly dont believe in the mainstream version of 'Aliens'...i think,..well pretty much know that the mainstream aliens are demons/paranormal ghosts that live/dwell just outside our sensory abilities...like how we can see light but not infared light with our human eyes, but a machine can see the infared?...well like that,..also known as 'dimensions'... we are quite low on the dimensional scale whereas God...is at the top

my brother the mainstream has affected human ability to really comprehend what we should be....we can make our own reality if we do it collectivly,...thats what the elite have done...a very small number of them knowing EXACTLY how they achieved it...they manifested this reality for them long ago...and theyre having a laugh at us on there Yaughts and gazzilion pound mansions while we slave...and they live.....but it is only going to be short lived....things will change

I kinda want to get inside this guy's head for a few hours and crawl around because he has the most fascinating kind of crazy

# ? Sep 4, 2016 10:07

The Lobotomy Kid: Aug 27, 2011; and act like a nut.

There are no forests on Earth. Mountains were once the stumps of giant trees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObJL6aA2czo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9_3cPEoOSg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFUdV9nAme4

Educate yourself.

# ? Sep 4, 2016 14:04

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Lobotomy Kid posted:

There are no forests on Earth. Mountains were once the stumps of giant trees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObJL6aA2czo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9_3cPEoOSg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFUdV9nAme4

Educate yourself.

# ? Sep 4, 2016 16:43

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I remember reading about a lucid dreaming pseudo-cult that thought there were 7 planes (physical, mental, emotional, spiritual, I forget the other ones) and by dreaming you could astral project yourself to one of them. It was interesting but I can't remember where I found it.

Also there was a cult that thought you could gain magic powers by visualizing a dick drilling into your skull and loving your brain

# ? Sep 4, 2016 16:47

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Tetracube posted:

Also there was a cult that thought you could gain magic powers by visualizing a dick drilling into your skull and loving your brain

Okay you have to find this one.

# ? Sep 4, 2016 18:27

Grondoth: Feb 18, 2011

The Lobotomy Kid posted:

There are no forests on Earth. Mountains were once the stumps of giant trees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObJL6aA2czo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9_3cPEoOSg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFUdV9nAme4

Educate yourself.

This is legitimate insanity.

The original is the best for just letting it wash over you, cause it's in a heavy russian accent with no music. You're trapped in an airplane with this guy and he wants you to know that there was a massive fire years ago and it burned everything and that's why there's CO2 in ice and why aren't all trees as big as the redwoods in California, and don't mesas look like tree trunks man? Don't they look like tree trunks man????

Grondoth has a new favorite as of 19:14 on Sep 4, 2016

# ? Sep 4, 2016 18:55

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

I love how the middle guy somehow mixes sovcit insanity into his religion insanity

# ? Sep 4, 2016 19:11

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Okay you have to find this one.

Found it

quote:

Date: Sat, 25 Dec 93 07:06:28
Subject: Exercise to aid Dream Recall
From: Sri Palindrome.151

The skullfuck
An Exercise in Dream Recall

Purpose: This is an exercise to aid in the recollection of dreams
through the use of visualization and tactile imagery. It is best
performed at the times that one begins to fall asleep.

1. Relax; take a few deep breaths, and concentrate on the present
sensation of the extremities.

2. Allow yourself to feel the gradual decrease in sensitivity of the
limbs as you drop off to sleep.

3. Switch your attention rapidly from limb to limb, but block out
extraneous thoughts as completely as possible.

4. When nearly all sensation is lost in the extremities, switch your
attention to the spine; localize your attention to the sensation
at each vertebra. Send a current of energy up from the base very
slowly to the top.

5. When the current reaches the top, visualize the entire spine as a
penis, and the point where it enters the skull as the
sexually-oriented orifice of your choice.

6. Concentrate now on the sensation of the spine-penis entering the
foramen magnum-orifice. When bringing the sensation to the
concious level, recall that it is your penis and/or your orifice;
a great deal of sensation is being generated.

7. Hold the images and sensations in mind until you do, in fact, fall
asleep. Attempt immediately to hold up your dream-hands in front
of your eyes.

By practicing this daily, near total dream recall is achieved in a
relatively short time.

**********************************************************************
I've sent this out because I've found that better access to one's
dreams often equates to finding a lot of excellent raw material for
personalized magickal work, insofar as many of the archetypes to be
worked with can be found there. It took about 30 days of work before
I actually got this functioning correctly, but my own dream
recollection is approximately 90% now, and I often remember several
dreams from the same night. Also, my lucidity is at around 10% of
total.

Merry Reproduction in a Barn Day!

MCP, TempleBabel
Wild-Eyed Boy from Freecloud
Sri Palindrome.151

Source: http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/chaos/rites/skullfuck.html

Here's a poo poo ton of info on chaos ~~magic~~ magick http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/chaos_all.php

Tetracube has a new favorite as of 20:54 on Sep 4, 2016

# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:51

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Tetracube posted:

Found it

Source: http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/chaos/rites/skullfuck.html

Here's a poo poo ton of info on chaos ~~magic~~ magick http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/chaos_all.php

Lmao the skullfuck is masterful trolling

# ? Sep 5, 2016 03:05

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Gatekeeper posted:

Lmao the skullfuck is masterful trolling

it's from 1993

# ? Sep 5, 2016 23:57

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

I love how the middle guy somehow mixes sovcit insanity into his religion insanity

Okay so this thread led me and a friend down a rabbit hole of this guy's schizophrenic videos. He's got an amazing, uh, talent for nonsensical word association and making John Nash-style crazy collages with bonus 100% earnest cameo from timecube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU0sRA6slfw

Shame Boy has a new favorite as of 02:18 on Sep 9, 2016

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:14

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

I used to work with a lady who believed:

-The Twin Towers were always holograms and that 9/11 was a holographic production to destroy the towers because... oil?

-Believed that both of her son's were ghosts. Nothing sinister nor benevolent. They were ghosts that aged, got hurt and sick sometimes. They also had to eat and poop.
But ghosts.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:23

Good News Everyone: Apr 30, 2009

Two classic supernatural internet legends:

http://www.dionaea-house.com/

http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/

# ? Sep 9, 2016 13:12

Bogart: Apr 12, 2010; by VideoGames

While I enjoy both of those, should be noted that those are both a little closer to interactive fiction, specifically written, rather than madman chaos magic skullfuck ravings.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 06:23

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Chemtrails are Satanic Demonic Witchcraft

# ? Sep 27, 2016 04:47

Cosmic Charlie: Apr 6, 2009; How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

hell im just a piece of cheese

# ? Sep 27, 2016 05:36

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Tetracube posted:

Post sites/communities with absurd supernatural/conspiracy beliefs.

To start us off we have the classic flat earth society. Flat Earthers fight tirelessly against mainstream science and The Conspiracy with their own "alt-science".

C'mon, man, don't tease us. How do you fake-poop in space?!

# ? Sep 27, 2016 05:56

Cumslut1895: Feb 18, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Cosmic Charlie posted:

hell im just a piece of cheese

hosed up if true

# ? Sep 27, 2016 08:20

Toys For Ass Bum: Feb 1, 2015

Orgonite is some of my favourite stupid internet magic bullshit:
http://www.soul-guidance.com/orgonite/

quote:

Orgonite will transform this DOR. Reich discovered that all metal attracts orgone energy, both positive and negative, but also immediately releases it. With orgonite we have thousands of little metal particles all attracting OR and DOR at the same time, and then immediately releasing it. As these metal particles are all next to each other they continuously exchange the energy they have absorbed. This happens so quickly and so many times that the rigid, armored DOR gets shaken loose and becomes free flowing energy, OR, again. This way orgonite acts as a transformer for DOR into OR. When Don Croft, who made orgonite mainstream, made his first orgonite pieces, his psychic daughter saw the healthy orgone energy streaming out of these pieces. That is how he discovered how powerful orgonite is.

metal scraps + crystals + epoxy = magical substance that gets "negative life energy" and "transmutes" it into "positive energy" :psyduck:

But for some people this isn't like salt lamps or crystals they stick in their house to make themselves healthier. They'll actually mix up lumps of Orgonite and "gift" them. Basically, chucking them over fences and into rivers and hiding them around the place in public :saddowns:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJE_s9x2zb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQGqdefmwGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6pSH2bkpl0

They'll also gift cellphone towers (chuck orgonite near the base of the tower) to somehow neutralise the cancer-rays being given off???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfNN0xfUCP8

You can even bust chemtrails with the stuff! Just stick some copper pipes into your Orgonite mix, and point it up at the sky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce2i5NgAFaE

A bunch of grown-rear end loving adults, dicking around with crafts materials like little preschoolers and pretending they have supernatural powers :holy:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 12:32

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

From the makers of Chemtrails are Satanic Demonic Witchcraft comes demonic health problems, or "Why there's no such thing as health problems and all your problems are because of demon possession"
http://www.demonichealthproblems.org/

quote:

Anus - One of the main gates the demons try to enter through. Even some toilet paper can be cursed with demons by certain occult companies, so it's important to anoint the area with oil in the morning and after you have a bowl movement. Ask the Lord to bless the toilet paper before using and bind all demons there. A note about anal sex, which is like a freeway for demonic oppression, you are breaking God's laws, and they take full advantage of this.

quote:

Pain in the anus, needle like pain or other itching
Apply oil to your anus (Dung gate) and groin, and other private parts (male or female), which are primary gates for demonic entrance. Bind and loose on the area.

Also, gates for demonic spirits:
http://chemtrailsaredemonic.org/demonicStargatePortals.php

This site owns

# ? Sep 28, 2016 04:21

Rush Limbo: Sep 5, 2005; its with a full house

The anus demons are taking over bendyman's gig. If they start telling people to kill their famil then I think he's got a case.

E: Shout out to Slenderman, an ancient evil being who was born from the very depths of oblivion, aka the something awful forums.

He has since gone on and had a life of his own including a bunch of lovely games, lovely fanfiction, a lovely film and has even compelled people to commit murder.

He's probably one of the forums greatest success stories.

Rush Limbo has a new favorite as of 08:32 on Sep 28, 2016

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Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8

WHAT THE HELL'RE THEY PUTTIN' IN AWR WATER SUPPLY!!?

# ? Sep 28, 2016 08:31

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