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"It's the ship that made the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs" - me, talking about my electric bicycle that I use to commute to work
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 12:01 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:47 |
i sense they are hostile *puts out fire and bandages self*
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 12:30 |
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Threepio - "Get hosed, you stupid oval office."
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 12:31 |
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Iron Prince posted:"WARP 420 engayge!!!" *weird chinaman looking alien takes bong rip* HELL YEAH THIS IS MY poo poo
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 12:46 |
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"Never tell me the odds !!" - when she thinks the condom might have broken
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 12:47 |
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Juice by Mary Juice by Mary Juice by Mary Juice by Mary Juice by Mary... Oops they cut off my arms. Classic Skywalker.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 12:56 |
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Put that thing away before you get us all killed! As my bf's dick threatens to burst out amongst a troupe of rough and ready homophobes.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 13:12 |
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Many bothan spies died to bring us this information - whenever somebody asks me how to do something at work
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 13:38 |
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I think of my dead pet rancor and weep.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 14:12 |
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"No disintegrations" when im instructing a cadre of bounty hunters on how to best capture my prey
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 16:22 |
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"Midi-chlorians are a microscopic life form that resides within all living cells."
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 16:24 |
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Iron Prince posted:"*jabba de hurt laugh*" - me after seeing rotisserie chickens are buy one get one free at costco I laughed pretty hard at this
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 18:20 |
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Iron Prince posted:"*jabba de hurt laugh*" - me after seeing rotisserie chickens are buy one get one free at costco
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 18:32 |
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thathonkey posted:Many bothan spies died to bring us this information - whenever somebody asks me how to do something at work
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 18:33 |
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I'm Luke Skywalker and I'm here to rescue you
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:32 |
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"Mooey, mooey! Mesa love you! Ex-squeeze me! How wude!" Get's the ladies' attention every time.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 21:44 |
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"help me obi-wan kenobi, you're my only hope" - when i really need to get my parking validated but the receptionist isn't having it
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 22:28 |
Resistance is futile - baby
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 22:36 |
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"This is not the thread I'm looking for."
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 01:18 |