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Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

"It's the ship that made the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs" - me, talking about my electric bicycle that I use to commute to work

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
i sense they are hostile

*puts out fire and bandages self*

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Threepio - "Get hosed, you stupid oval office."

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Iron Prince posted:

"WARP 420 engayge!!!" *weird chinaman looking alien takes bong rip* HELL YEAH THIS IS MY poo poo

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
"Never tell me the odds !!" - when she thinks the condom might have broken

Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Juice by Mary Juice by Mary Juice by Mary Juice by Mary Juice by Mary...

Oops they cut off my arms. Classic Skywalker.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Put that thing away before you get us all killed!

As my bf's dick threatens to burst out amongst a troupe of rough and ready homophobes.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Many bothan spies died to bring us this information - whenever somebody asks me how to do something at work

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
I think of my dead pet rancor and weep.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
"No disintegrations" when im instructing a cadre of bounty hunters on how to best capture my prey

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
"Midi-chlorians are a microscopic life form that resides within all living cells."

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Iron Prince posted:

"*jabba de hurt laugh*" - me after seeing rotisserie chickens are buy one get one free at costco

I laughed pretty hard at this

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Iron Prince posted:

"*jabba de hurt laugh*" - me after seeing rotisserie chickens are buy one get one free at costco

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

thathonkey posted:

Many bothan spies died to bring us this information - whenever somebody asks me how to do something at work

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I'm Luke Skywalker and I'm here to rescue you

nnnotime
Sep 30, 2001

Hesitate, and you will be lost.
"Mooey, mooey! Mesa love you! Ex-squeeze me! How wude!"

Get's the ladies' attention every time.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
"help me obi-wan kenobi, you're my only hope" - when i really need to get my parking validated but the receptionist isn't having it

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
Resistance is futile - baby

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Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

"This is not the thread I'm looking for."

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