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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

naem posted:

I mean if rich people are all 7 feet tall and look like movies stars it will be pretty easy to track them all down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZBKFoeDKJo

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Smythe posted:

imagine how much it will suck when rich ppl are not only richer but also faster, stronger, smarter, etc - due to biomods. drat. the future is brutal as hell

my superchild will be born w/ a naturally circumcised penis and the gay gene

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
or maybe a whole lotta extra foreskin for lube-free buttfuckin i haven't decided

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
mine will will the south jersey / philly accent

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
I want super strength in my legs so I can finally punt a baby alpaca the full length of a football field.
And I mean a proper Handegg football field, not that wimpy roundball cralp.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Smythe posted:

mine will will the south jersey / philly accent

i bet you say water instead of woodah

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

i bet you say water instead of woodah

im from los angeles and dont have a cool accent so probs yes but idk

Business Octopus
Jun 27, 2005

Me IRL
Simple plasmid transfection is already a pretty good way to engineer super bacteria and no one has created an epic human killer yet and that tech has been around since the 70s. People are pretty bad at actually being super vilains.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
my biomod child will be able to consume lactose, unlike his father.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
imagine a huge buff dude who can summon huge epic knockers at will. thats fuckin Win

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Smythe posted:

my kingdom for the perfectly designed busty ASMR babe

listen, i dont think it's too much to want a perfect slutty virgin

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

dookifex_maximus posted:

listen, i dont think it's too much to want a perfect slutty virgin

the mormon thread is that way --->

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Smythe posted:

im from los angeles and dont have a cool accent so probs yes but idk

not helping youself

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Smythe posted:

the mormon thread is that way --->

haha so true

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

I want to engineer myself to be totally average

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
i'm going to build a disappointing dick at the atomic level

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

dookifex_maximus posted:

i'm going to build a disappointing dick at the atomic level

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

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I'm literally retarded
I wouldn't mind having a nine-legged dog, but he'd probably just run away.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
do u program ur futureson with a huge hog so he has good self esteem or do you pin it at $your_dong - 0.25" just to keep him in line

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
can i key it so that he can only exceed me once i'm dead

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost
I do this poo poo for a living and Homeland Security's take on the whole thing is "um, please let us know if your colleagues are developing bioweapons"

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

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I'm literally retarded

zimboe posted:

I wouldn't mind having a nine-legged dog, but he'd probably just run away.

Even better, a Poodle that shits nickels.

Yipe yipe yipe YIPE *clatter clatter jingle* *CaCHING*
...
Or a pitbull terrier that shits silver dollars.
Larger rear end in a top hat= less annoying yapping.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
can this technology turn me into a dragon with 17 dicks?

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Seriously:

Sooner or later, some species-traitor Sierra club Gaia worshiping douch-tank neo-hippy brainless twat who thinks mankind deserves extinction (yes, the radicals in SC really think this, no poo poo) will create a virus that is very contagious and has no overt symptoms. Give it an incubation period ca. 90 days. It will then quickly spread world-wide.
Its sole effect is to cause complete sterility in the infected- and adios muchachos.
...
We need to jail, gas, and burn these Sierra club smelly hippy garbage-heads now in self-defense, before it is too late.
They really are enemies of Mankind.
...
No joke. They think YOU yes, YOU should die so you can't harm any widdle fuzzy wuzzy animals anymore, cuz every living thing is sacred except Man.
They think cows and fish should have full civil rights.
Even filthy rats and verminous roaches they value above YOU.

I'm serious. They are nuts. They are a memetic disease. They are your personal enemy- they regard all humans in the same way that Nazis regarded just Jews.

This virus will be possible soon.SOON.
All that is required is to provoke an auto-immune response to either egg or sperm antigen markers. This is biochemically relatively simple.
...
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
-Albert Einstein

zimboe fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Sep 9, 2016

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
sweet, all my kids gonna be x-men

put it down jean
jean I said put it down
jean grey beale you put that down this instant
well I know a certain dark phoenix who's going to her room without her phone

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

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I'm literally retarded
We'll be able to clone tiny 4 inch Hitlers and have them goose-step back and forth across your coffee table and shout gibberish from atop your TV.
If you get tired of them, just let the cat in and she'll go to town on the little bastards.
...
"Ahhh, Schiess! Kotzen! Raus!
...
The Jews will buy crates of 'em just to feed to their kitty-cats instead of the much less ironic Meow-Mix diet.

And the cats get a little exercise too.

E:.
Yah I know. I'm a sick bastard. Mea Culpa.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

LordArgh posted:

can this technology turn me into a dragon with 17 dicks?

Naw, gotta be an even number.
What the hell, round up to 18 dicks.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Sep 9, 2016

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
This is why I insert a new suppository every four hours.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

LordArgh posted:

can this technology turn me into a dragon with 17 dicks?

Hey, buddy! Take a number.

*My number is called and I approach the window*

Yes I'd like this please *slides CRISPR guy a picture of my OC I commissioned from Deviantart* but could you make the dick glow neon blue instead of green? Also my muzzle needs to be cuter.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



when u find out Big Gene isn't in it with ur best interests at heart meet me in the back alley where I give free injections of rat musk straight into the meatus

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

personable decorum posted:

Those zinc finger nucleases work too tho and MIT's D.R.A.C.O. :-)

But those licensing fees, tho.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Ahh, tiny cloned Hitlers forever being savaged by the gaping carnivorous jaws of ordinary house-cats.
Their teeth as big as a tyrannosaur to scale:
Bitten, and their blood tasted and then whipped and lashed about until their tiny Nazi spines are broken to be presented to their masters like so many mice.
...
Yah, A little cruel, but I hate tiny Hitlers.
E:
Justice is as Justice does,mischief makers.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Sep 9, 2016

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Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

The Protagonist posted:

i've been saying this for years alreayd but the key is to actually create a metavirus which infects everyone but is totally benign until everyone is linked in and then you enforce an irresistible empathic impulse

the urge to shitpost

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