In Doctor Who: Which Doctor do you think had the biggest dick?

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Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Mange Mite posted:

If it's poo poo then shouldnt it be doctor who sharted

Would you like a job?

# ? Sep 9, 2016 22:59

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 21:41

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# ? Sep 9, 2016 23:13

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Tom baker couldn't bend his knees because of all the dicks growin off his legs

# ? Sep 9, 2016 23:15

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

that's why he ran all funny

# ? Sep 9, 2016 23:15

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Gatekeeper posted:

Tom baker couldn't bend his knees because of all the dicks growin off his legs

How was he supposed to talk to K9 then :rolleyes:

# ? Sep 9, 2016 23:36

Apollodorus: Feb 13, 2010; TEST YOUR MIGHT

You have him confused with George Washington, I think.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 23:38

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Mange Mite posted:

If it's poo poo then shouldnt it be doctor who sharted

Dr Poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiCcp4Jk-34

# ? Sep 9, 2016 23:38

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

How was he supposed to talk to K9 then

with his rear end in a top hat

# ? Sep 10, 2016 00:21

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

timelords have two assholes

One for making GBS threads, one for abstract concepts of depravity made tangible and excreted in the form of lil sugar babies

# ? Sep 10, 2016 00:22

SEX BURRITO: Jun 30, 2007; Not much fun

I'm not sure. Sorry. But we can rule out Christopher Eccleston because he's done nude scenes and it was all pretty average.

It's got to be Tom Baker though. Like it's so long he wraps it round and round like his scarf.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 00:32

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

which doctor do you think hosed the least kids am I right, British TV people absolutely love loving kids

# ? Sep 10, 2016 00:34

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Celluloid Sam posted:

which doctor do you think hosed the least kids am I right, British TV people absolutely love loving kids

Patrick Troughton would never do that

# ? Sep 10, 2016 00:36

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Celluloid Sam posted:

which doctor do you think hosed the least kids am I right, British TV people absolutely love loving kids

tom baker would find kids he'd wanna gently caress but he'd use his spacetimeship to go to the future and gently caress them as adults

# ? Sep 10, 2016 00:54

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

then he'd go back and look at them as kids and smile and nod knowingly to himself

# ? Sep 10, 2016 00:55

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

BrigadierSensible posted:

Tom Baker.

No loving question.

With a face like that, he had to have a big dick to get acting jobs.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 00:58

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Every single one of them was smooth like a Ken doll, because they're fuckin aliens.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 01:07

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

David Tennant. The uncensored picture is out there if you're brave enough to search.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 01:10

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Say Nothing posted:

David Tennant. The uncensored picture is out there if you're brave enough to search.

Thats the type of pasty Brit body that only a trencher of baked beans and blood pudding can give you guvnah.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 01:24

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

the super old first doctor, all hangin down between his knees and poo poo

# ? Sep 10, 2016 02:16

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

nawcom posted:

Yeah this checks out. I'm glad we're all in agreement that Christopher Eccleston definitely has the smallest penis. I dunno what it is but something about him just screams "very small penis."

# ? Sep 10, 2016 02:26

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Kramer from Friends

# ? Sep 10, 2016 04:15

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

I thought this show was asexual but they'd give you a vaguely attractive companion with bad teeth.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 04:19

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Tennant's a lil lizard man so he has cloaca?? afaik???

# ? Sep 10, 2016 04:43