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I got a huge scholarship to Iowa State but didn't go because who the gently caress wants to go to Iowa State
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sometimes i wish i could be a mormon stepford wife and just be totally ok with that but such thoughts are infrequent and typically quick to pass
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Sep 9, 2016 23:31
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No but seriously, the only Mormons I know are really thoughtful, kind people who use their faith to help them find strength in adversity and are always willing to help others, Mormon or not, who need it. Also ISU is where Dan Gable went, and he is arguably the greatest wrestler America has ever produced, and wrestling is gayer than both football and rugby.
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Sep 9, 2016 23:34
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AugmentedVision posted:I got a huge scholarship to Iowa State but didn't go because who the gently caress wants to go to Iowa State https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C08uEmlOKfg
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Sep 9, 2016 23:35
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Billy idol - a nazi? Thomething to think about
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Sep 9, 2016 23:37
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"white" wedding
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Sep 9, 2016 23:38
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if a wedding doesn't involve bukake I don't think you should be able to call it white
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Sep 9, 2016 23:40
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Even though I grew up there, it's hard to take anything seriously that come from a state that elected Terry Goat-Fucker Branstadt governor multiple times. While he may not be the worst governor he's gotta be the.....never mind he's the worst.
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Sep 9, 2016 23:40
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i dont think loving goats is that bad
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Sep 9, 2016 23:41
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Y-Hat posted:i bring that up because a lot of southerners don't think mormons are christians They clearly aren't, though starting in the 90's they started completely ignoring a lot of the bigger incongruencies-- but as a matter of theology they are as much christian as islam is. Which is to say, a related offshoot much like christianity was from Judaism. mdm posted:heh, intolerant of intolerance It is strange how discussion about Islam is verboten given that the view the religion (and the countries that adhere to it) have on the role of women and gay people makes 1950's america look like an enlightened multicultural paradise.
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Sep 9, 2016 23:59
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AugmentedVision posted:I got a huge scholarship to Iowa State but didn't go because who the gently caress wants to go to Iowa State or the state of iowa for that matter.
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tsa posted:They clearly aren't, though starting in the 90's they started completely ignoring a lot of the bigger incongruencies-- but as a matter of theology they are as much christian as islam is. Which is to say, a related offshoot much like christianity was from Judaism. What are the main differences from Christianity that Mormonism has that makes them not Christian?
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Sep 10, 2016 00:01
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ha ha, these dumb fuckers think that colleges care about students at all when they get in the way of football money.
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Sep 10, 2016 00:01
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Jastiger posted:What are the main differences from Christianity that Mormonism has that makes them not Christian? You mean aside from the fact that they have their very own set of scriptures that nobody else recognizes as legitimate? Or the whole getting to be the god of their own planet when they die if they are a good Mormon on this one thing?
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Sep 10, 2016 00:07
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CaptainSarcastic posted:You mean aside from the fact that they have their very own set of scriptures that nobody else recognizes as legitimate? Or the whole getting to be the god of their own planet when they die if they are a good Mormon on this one thing? Yes aside from that. Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter Day saints sounds p christian to the leyman.
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Sep 10, 2016 00:08
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Jastiger posted:Yes aside from that. Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter Day saints sounds p christian to the leyman. Like people mistakenly think Jews for Jesus people are actually Jewish.
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Sep 10, 2016 00:18
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Jastiger posted:Yes aside from that. Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter Day saints sounds p christian to the leyman. Literally everything else that they believe in, in addition to the "aside from that" stuff
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Sep 10, 2016 00:57
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But it says Jesus Christ right in the name. Do we need to contact some copyright folks?
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Jastiger posted:But it says Jesus Christ right in the name. Do we need to contact some copyright folks? they need to get a good lawyer like this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62xreSr25uI
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Sep 10, 2016 01:27
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Jastiger posted:What are the main differences from Christianity that Mormonism has that makes them not Christian? They don't confess the Nicean Creed. By definition (of the council of Nicea) that makes them not Christian. I mean in the USA we have the First Amendment so you can belong to whatever crazy cult you want, but that doesn't mean you can associate yourself with the Catholic and Apostolic Church at will, we must have standards.
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Sep 10, 2016 22:33
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They are also polytheistic which outright disqualifies them from being any Abrahamic religion.wikipedia posted:The doctrine of eternal progression was succinctly summarized by LDS Church leader Lorenzo Snow: "As man now is, God once was: As God now is, man may be."[2][3] According to Smith's King Follett discourse, God the Father himself once passed through mortality as Jesus did, but how, when, or where that took place is unclear. The prevailing view among Mormons is that God once lived on a planet with his own higher god.
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Sep 10, 2016 22:47
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https://youtu.be/46PXaJxzuDE
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Sep 10, 2016 22:54
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Crazy poo poo yo. I wonder if my local mormons know this. I should axe them.
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lmao muslims are still way more disgusting as people and as a religion though (they wipe their bums with their hands lol) reallivedinosaur fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Sep 10, 2016 |
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Sep 10, 2016 23:00
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There are 14 million Morms to the Episcopal Church's 3 mil, so I guess they're doing something right.
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Sep 10, 2016 23:22
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Having at least 6 kids per family will do that.
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Sep 10, 2016 23:27
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Volcott posted:There are 14 million Morms to the Episcopal Church's 3 mil, so I guess they're doing something right. The born again Christian movement in the U.S. has pulled away a lot of members from traditional Protestant congregations over the last century or so
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Sep 10, 2016 23:35
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Volcott posted:There are 14 million Morms to the Episcopal Church's 3 mil, so I guess they're doing something right. that's their claim but like scientologists they juke the stats by including all the mudpeople they proselytize to who are usually already catholic or something else Apollodorus posted:They don't confess the Nicean Creed. By definition (of the council of Nicea) that makes them not Christian. nontrinitarianism isn't the big sticking point it used to be- unitarians are generally recognized by other denominations- but it doesn't help the mormons' case it's really the admission of prophets after jesus and additional revealed scripture that keeps them out of the club Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Sep 11, 2016 |
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Sep 11, 2016 01:18
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so they're christian but not "christian" i think I got it.
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Sep 11, 2016 01:29
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zimboe posted:Yah, but the prevalence of AIDS, herpes, hepatitis and other STDS are pretty low among Mormoons, even though they gently caress like bunnies in pajamas. If they're only loving other Mormons like bunnies in pajamas, that would fairly effectively protect them from any STDs which weren't meaningfully present in their community from the beginning. Profondo Rosso posted:didnt mormons spend mad money to keep mj illegal or somethin? gently caress mormons In a previous Mormonism thread, someone mentioned they had spent mad money to keep gay marriage illegal.
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Sep 11, 2016 01:58
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Also they failed, but on the plus side it may mean they get polygamy back so maybe it's a net gain for the Mormons? W/e they're all still heretics who believe crazy made up bs and don't even know the difference between homousia and homoiousia.
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Pretty sure Mormonism is secretly the first New Age religion. Being the prototype, it used Christianity as a jumping off point. No hate though, you do you, crazy underwear people!
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