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As if great food, awesome wine, and impeccable fashion wasn't enough Italy just totally outdid itself. The Italian Supreme Court has ruled that public masturbation is totally legal everywhere in Italy. I don't know about you guys but I'm booking my tickets right away. A romantic gondola ride through the canals of Venice just took on a whole new meaning.
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Sep 9, 2016 20:55
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nice
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Sep 9, 2016 20:55
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Just like nudists the people you want to see masturbating won't be the ones doing it.
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Sep 9, 2016 20:57
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booking my sex tourist vacation now e: oh you still get fined it's just not a jailable offense now drat YOU OP
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Sep 9, 2016 20:57
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You could save a lot of money by just going to jack off at Olive Garden.
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Sep 9, 2016 20:59
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Wafflz posted:You could save a lot of money by just going to jack off at Olive Garden. P much the same
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Sep 9, 2016 21:00
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Italians became white people in 1927
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Sep 9, 2016 21:01
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Its effective retroactively so Burlusconi can avoid a few more charges
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Sep 9, 2016 21:04
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"Hey, hows-a abouta you sit ona my face, huh? Fugedaboudit!"
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Sep 9, 2016 21:04
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Next trip to Italy, I'm going to spending quite a bit of time in La Corte di Cassazione with a gallon of lube and watching court cases non-stop.MASTURBAZIONE!
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Sep 9, 2016 21:06
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Sep 9, 2016 21:06
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I feel like Hong Kong has better suits at this point so why even go to Italy? All of their cities smell like garbage.
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Sep 9, 2016 21:08
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A good start
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Sep 9, 2016 21:08
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When you pass legislation to encourage masturbation That's amore.
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Sep 9, 2016 21:08
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GBS to relocate to the Italian countryside later this fall.
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Sep 9, 2016 21:13
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quote:masturbation in public is not a crime, as long as it is not conducted in the presence of minors. First line in the article about the Draconian Italian thought police. Like I have time to check ID's and put up caution tape.
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Sep 9, 2016 21:14
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The guy who got caught masturbating was 69 years old 
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Sep 9, 2016 21:14
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The Bananana posted:nice That's France dude
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Sep 9, 2016 21:16
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Has rear end gaping been decriminalized yet?
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Sep 9, 2016 21:20
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the italian food front page article today was very very funny and i hope a lot of you go read it
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Sep 9, 2016 21:21
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Sep 9, 2016 21:21
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Is it just me, or does he look a little bit like a real life hobo version of Krusty?
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Sep 9, 2016 21:24
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standing on the corner watching all the girls go by standing on the corner giving all the girls the eye <jacks off furiously>
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Sep 9, 2016 21:31
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what a nice caring open country without any weird smells or habits and with impeccable progeny, basic decorum, and an eye to the future gob bles
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Sep 9, 2016 21:33
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I thought Italians were just like having sex in the streets all the time or something? 
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Sep 9, 2016 21:36
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They actually do make the best shoes on the planet and if you're willing to drop 400$ on a pair you should go there.
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Sep 9, 2016 21:37
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I thought Italians were just like having sex in the streets all the time or something? They are but now bystanders don't need to go home before they can jerk it. Really quite considerate for those with poor short-term memory.
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Sep 9, 2016 21:38
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When in Rome, I guess
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Sep 9, 2016 21:39
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:They actually do make the best shoes on the planet and if you're willing to drop 400$ on a pair you should go there. Eh I prefer American or British shoes. Most italian shoes always look faintly ridiculous Also $400 isn't that much to spend on shoes
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Sep 9, 2016 21:42
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Mange Mite posted:Eh I prefer American or British shoes. Most italian shoes always look faintly ridiculous gently caress allen edmonds and those incestuous British losers.
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Sep 9, 2016 21:43
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Wafflz posted:You could save a lot of money by just going to jack off at Olive Garden.
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Sep 9, 2016 21:43
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I hear that if the girl is wearing jeans then it isnt rape in italy
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Sep 9, 2016 21:43
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you mean it wasn't legal already? one of my fondest memories of rome was a old guy on the subway jackin it to a donald duck porn comic
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Sep 9, 2016 21:44
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btw it seemed like every news stand in italy sold disney porn comics which was a lil weird
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Sep 9, 2016 21:47
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I am not surprised, I think the old Italians had orgies, they live in a hot area and give into sex and perversions easier. It is really disturbing.
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Sep 9, 2016 21:48
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Was hoping they got nuked or something. Oh well, better luck next time.
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Sep 9, 2016 21:50
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Bro Dad posted:btw it seemed like every news stand in italy sold disney porn comics which was a lil weird a little pasta, a little wine, some tinkerbell getting slammed by pluto.... 
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