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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
A Lion lay asleep in the forest, his great head resting on his paws. A timid little Mouse came upon him unexpectedly, and in her fright and haste to get away, ran across the Lion's nose. Roused from his nap, the Lion laid his huge paw angrily on the tiny creature to kill her.

"Spare me!" begged the poor Mouse. "Please let me go and some day I will surely repay you."

The Lion was much amused to think that a Mouse could ever help him. But he was generous and finally let the Mouse go.

Some days later, while stalking his prey in the forest, the Lion was caught in the toils of a hunter's net. Unable to free himself, he filled the forest with his angry roaring. The Mouse knew the voice and quickly found the Lion struggling in the net. Running to one of the great ropes that bound him, she gnawed it until it parted, and soon the Lion was free.

"You laughed when I said I would repay you," said the Mouse. "Now you see that even a Mouse can help a Lion."

I am that lion



edit: thats not how the story went at all what the gently caress

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

2007 was a good year

it was the first year i had a beer in the shower

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i think i might masturbate later on this afternoon



"if u want something done right, do it urself"

- jean-baptist emmanuel zorg

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Sounds like that lion just can't stop loving up all his lion duties

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Was expecting a thread about that lying poo poo peter molyneux, was pleasantly surprised.

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Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Looks like you're covered if you ever need help from a penny and it's booger sidekick, enjoy your peace of mind OP

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