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It could be worse. My buddy went to India and got typhoid, which means he ate a nonzero amount of human poo poo
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Its amazing how much poo poo there is in the world. You would think we'd always be getting poo poo in our mouths, its unavoidable. For me at least.
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The girl at the pharmacy was working at the back (she told me this earlier) so I didnt see her when I got my antibiotics. I ripped a bit of a census card that sayd Forget the date? Submit before its too late! So it says date? ore its too late! then it has my number. Maybe best to wait till i've recovered fully from the bacteria that got in my system via chicken poo poo that went in my mouth.
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Isaac posted:The girl at the pharmacy was working at the back (she told me this earlier) so I didnt see her when I got my antibiotics. I ripped a bit of a census card that sayd Obviously you have diarrhea but besides the frequency/consistency is there a noticeable change in the odor of your stools?
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Sep 13, 2016 07:11
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Isaac posted:date? uguu~
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Sep 13, 2016 07:23
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Wizard Master posted:Obviously you have diarrhea but besides the frequency/consistency is there a noticeable change in the odor of your stools? When i stopped drinking my shits started smelling completely different, I dont have enough of a sample size of sober poo poo-sniffs to judge if these ones are weird or not.
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Sep 13, 2016 07:27
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Isaac posted:When i stopped drinking my shits started smelling completely different, I dont have enough of a sample size of sober poo poo-sniffs to judge if these ones are weird or not. Alcoholism smells awful and it doesn't begin or end with poo.
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a dog from hell posted:Alcoholism smells awful and it doesn't begin or end with poo. Yeah its definitely got its own unique bouquet
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Sep 13, 2016 07:30
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Isaac posted:Yeah its definitely got its own unique bouquet The Others don't understand, sadly
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ive been drinking 4 or 5 times a week latley, im on a bad path 
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Sep 13, 2016 11:07
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Nonviolent J posted:ive been drinking 4 or 5 times a week latley, im on a bad path That alcohol kills all the chicken poo poo bacteria so youre basically keeping yourself alive and healthy!
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Isaac posted:It was on my hands and i think i smoked a cig and it got poo poo in my mouth yeah it's called 'nicotine' and it's a poison. be informed. be safe.
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Sep 13, 2016 11:41
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Chicken poo poo goes off really quickly. To be safe, always suck it fresh from the chicken's rear end
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Chicken poo poo goes off really quickly. To be safe, always suck it fresh from the chicken's rear end Sounds like Sage advice, are you a Sage perhaps?
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Sep 13, 2016 12:41
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I went to the local village and won the pool comp. $55. I also told everyone that I got 3 kinds of sick from getting chicken poo poo in my mouth.
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:campylobacter? i hardly knew her I was thinking about this post im gonna quote it cause i like this style of joke
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grats on stopping drinking dude. I thought your guts were all rotten from the booze but I was wrong and I'm glad I was. Kinda. Now tell me how to stop drinking because holy gently caress my life is sucking the last couple weeks and the only thing I'd like more than to get completely wasted on booze is to get completely wasted on weed and I don't have nay.
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Shithouse Dave posted:grats on stopping drinking dude. I thought your guts were all rotten from the booze but I was wrong and I'm glad I was. Kinda. Now tell me how to stop drinking because holy gently caress my life is sucking the last couple weeks and the only thing I'd like more than to get completely wasted on booze is to get completely wasted on weed and I don't have nay. I think my guts are also hosed from drinking. Best way to stop is keep a diary of your drinking and make yourself write down every drink. Just being mindful will slow you down and you have a reference to try drink less each week than you did the week before. For weed just ask a maiori and they can hopefully score some bush weed from their cousin.
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Bumpoing this as a kind of public service announcement so no other goon gets sick. One of the symptoms for one of them was "Malaise" you dont wanna get "Malaise"
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Sep 15, 2016 05:38
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one of our presidents had thaat but he got better
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please jesus give me permission to talk open poo poo about Mephistopheles in this thread this mother fucker showed up in front of my house and had a bitter cigarette LOL
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personable decorum posted:please jesus give me permission to talk open poo poo about Mephistopheles in this thread this mother fucker showed up in front of my house and had a bitter cigarette LOL I canmt make heads of tails of this post but i definitely would like to know more
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man yard wrote me songs lol 
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Im working around chicken poo poo today. Im going to try and keep it out of my mouth
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Good luck Isaac
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Isaac posted:Im working around chicken poo poo today. Im going to try and keep it out of my mouth I'm pretty sure that once you get the chicken poops once, you're immune.
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Isaac posted:Im working around chicken poo poo today. Im going to try and keep it out of my mouth Keep your head ~head height, not cloaca height.
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Hatebag posted:Keep your head ~head height, not cloaca height. No chickens, just their poo poo today
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Ork of Fiction posted:I'm pretty sure that once you get the chicken poops once, you're immune. Ive had it twice. Maybe one day i can be immune to bird flu jn time for a pandemic
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criscodisco posted:Good luck Isaac Thanks
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Sep 17, 2016 01:40
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Isaac posted:No chickens, just their poo poo today are you wearing a spooky mask in anticipation of halloween? -GBS KING  "And the kingin is goooood"
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Sep 17, 2016 01:41
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make the chickens eat ur poo poo as revenge 
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Smash it Smash hit posted:are you wearing a spooky mask in anticipation of halloween? In the commonwealth we mail gifts to the queen on haloween. None of this costume buisness
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Nonviolent J posted:make the chickens eat ur poo poo as revenge Will look into this
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Isaac posted:In the commonwealth we mail gifts to the queen on haloween. None of this costume buisness mail her a gift of your butt -GBS KING "And the kingin is goooood"
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Just had a thought. There must be chicken poo poo in the air, i can tell by smell
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Isaac posted:Just had a thought. There must be chicken poo poo in the air, i can tell by smell You should wear a face mask to protect you from airborne poops.
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Nonviolent J posted:make the chickens eat ur poo poo as revenge
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