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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

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ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
i guess elaine would have some tits, but then she'd also be like 16 or something

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

It would be exactly the same, except that it is animated.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Jerry: How can she be too kawaii?

George: SHES TOO KAWAII JERRY, TOO KAWAII

Melondog
Oct 9, 2006

:yeshaha:
[Backstage green room]

Kramer: Jerry! Five minutes!

[Jerry enters wearing a bright orange puffy gi]

Kramer: Now THAT's a great lookin' gi! I'm glad I ironed it! Look at it, it's fantastic!
Jerry: Kramer, how'm I gonna fight in this? I can't fight in this!
Kramer: It looks more kawaii than anything you own. You know by the end of the tournament, everybody's gonna be wearin' the sayian look!

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

George: It's over 9000 Jerry, a power level over 9000!

Jerry: That's just too high!

George: TOO HIGH JERRY, ITS OVER 9000!

Jerry: 5000? 6000? That's nothing...9000?

George: NINE THOUSAND!

<Kramer Slides in>

Kramer: We talking about power levels? I'm over 9000!

Melondog
Oct 9, 2006

:yeshaha:
GEORGE IS GOIN' SUPAH SAYIAN!

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
:goku::goku::goku::goku:

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
JERRY: So, I went ahead with the whole manage a trois plan.

GEORGE: And, and...

JERRY: She into it.

GEORGE: SHE'S INTO IT!

JERRY: She talked to her roommate and she's into it too.

GEORGE: *nose gushes blood, falls over*

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


george has a little sweat drop on his forehead in every scene

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Hello, Newman... It's not like I was hoping to run into you! B-baka!

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Don't even need to change this one.



Maybe just have Jerry fall down or something.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


george practices his uguu~ in the mirror every morning but the occasion never arrives

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

Don't even need to change this one.



Maybe just have Jerry fall down or something.

no she needs more tsun-tsun in order for it be moe jeez baka do u even anime :xd: i have a copy of bokusatsu tenshi dokuro chan here in my pinku bento box i suggest you watch it thoroughly

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


george: how come kramer can have an anime love pillow, and i can't?

frank: it's different when it's family

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Luxury Communism posted:

no she needs more tsun-tsun in order for it be moe jeez baka do u even anime :xd: i have a copy of bokusatsu tenshi dokuro chan here in my pinku bento box i suggest you watch it thoroughly

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
George is ecstatic to discover he's inherited a girl's dormitory and will be living with a harem of high school girls, but his mood quickly sours when he learns that the bevvy of hyperactive girls don't allow him a moment's peace.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Jerry: I don't want to pilot it! No! No! No!
(Cut to Jerry sitting inside the entry plug. A beat passes before Jerry realizes he is sitting in the Eva.)
Jerry (angrily clenches fist): Newman!

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Jerry: That guy? Are you sure it's him? Just look at him, he's ridiculous!

George: He matches the description that the Great Kami gave us. He said it was a green bug-man with a dumb face and a rubber nipple on his tail standing in a stone fighting arena in the middle of nowhere. Do you want me to check for another one to make sure?

Jerry: No, it's just, what's Kami thinking? This guy is the "most powerful being in the universe?" Last week it was some purple lizard obsessed with refrigerators, and before that it was some guy claiming to be my brother who kept calling me a carrot!

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
(George is masturbating to a comatose Elaine's breasts. Estelle wanders into the room.)
Estelle: Oh my god, Georgie!
George: MOTHER! (Estelle passes out. George dejectedly lowers his head.) I'm so hosed up.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
Kramer = Haruhi
Jerry = Kyon
Elaine = Itsuki
George = ... Yuki?

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Stick a making GBS threads dicknipple in me jerry-sama I'm done

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJi5C3JVlFY

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
George: I cheated in the contest, Jerry.
(Jerry strangles George. A slap-bass-heavy version of Komm, susser todd starts to play. Cut to Kramer sitting in NERV headquarters. Peaches are raining from the ceiling.)
Kramer: The mackinaw peaches have arrived! (He reaches his arms out. His hand is seen turning into LCL upon grabbing a peach.)

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Kramer: Jerry! the cobbler on the corner is going out of business! it's the last mom and pop shop in the neighborhood!

Jerry: maybe we can save it, if we all do our best!

Chibi George: <looking up from shoveling chocolate cupcakes into his mouth> nyoooorn~n?

<audience laughs uproariously>

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
It would sound like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhV4whO0Xps

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i suppose it would belong in the trash twice, OP

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

hth posted:

i suppose it would belong in the trash twice, OP

Hahaha, maaan gently caress you.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Segmentation Fox posted:

[Backstage green room]

Kramer: Jerry! Five minutes!

[Jerry enters wearing a bright orange puffy gi]

Kramer: Now THAT's a great lookin' gi! I'm glad I ironed it! Look at it, it's fantastic!
Jerry: Kramer, how'm I gonna fight in this? I can't fight in this!
Kramer: It looks more kawaii than anything you own. You know by the end of the tournament, everybody's gonna be wearin' the sayian look!

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Leroy Dennui posted:

Jerry: I don't want to pilot it! No! No! No!
(Cut to Jerry sitting inside the entry plug. A beat passes before Jerry realizes he is sitting in the Eva.)
Jerry (angrily clenches fist): Newman!

Fuckin lmao

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I'd probably have actually watched it.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Leroy Dennui posted:

Jerry: I don't want to pilot it! No! No! No!
(Cut to Jerry sitting inside the entry plug. A beat passes before Jerry realizes he is sitting in the Eva.)
Jerry (angrily clenches fist): Newman!

Leroy Dennui posted:

(George is masturbating to a comatose Elaine's breasts. Estelle wanders into the room.)
Estelle: Oh my god, Georgie!
George: MOTHER! (Estelle passes out. George dejectedly lowers his head.) I'm so hosed up.

Leroy Dennui posted:

George: I cheated in the contest, Jerry.
(Jerry strangles George. A slap-bass-heavy version of Komm, susser todd starts to play. Cut to Kramer sitting in NERV headquarters. Peaches are raining from the ceiling.)
Kramer: The mackinaw peaches have arrived! (He reaches his arms out. His hand is seen turning into LCL upon grabbing a peach.)

good job brah

you can do something with the sponge joke too

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
And this... this is what is known as a Jewper Saiyan that has ascended past a Jewper Saiyan. Or, you could just call this a Jewper Saiyan 2. And this... is to go... even further beyond!

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Oh, arigato, Art Vandelay-kun! Have you met Lloyd Braun-sama?

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Time for another one of Kramers hentai adventures

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Stuffguyman
Jun 3, 2007
JERRY: Forget it! The OVA was awful. It failed.

GEORGE: It failed here! Because, here, every time you pick up an issue of JUMP, all you see is four shonen tropes fighting in a tournament, bragging about their ki!

KRAMER: George is right, Jerry. See, here, you're just another Fuji apple, but in America, you're an exotic fruit. Like a kinkan. Which is rare there.

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