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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Lucy comes up with a scheme to be in Ricky's act, but finds out the Tropicana is a gay bar.

She comes up as a scheme to dress up as a man to get Ricky to play the congas for her, but he sees through the disguise. It turns out it's just gay night at the Tropicana.

Meanwhile, Fred gets hit on by several young men.

Egbert Souse fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Sep 13, 2016

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Vitameatavegamin is 23% MDMA by volume

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Lucy and Ricky walk out of the studio and into the real world.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Ricky gets deported by President Trump

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

mdm posted:

Ricky gets deported by President Trump

this lol

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
one of these days pow right in the kisser!

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

mdm posted:

Ricky gets deported by President Trump

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
RICKKKKKYYYYYYYYY

I'M TRIGGEREDDDDDDD

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Lucy and Ethel can't work in the chocolate factory anymore thanks to outsourcing; the factory owners packed up and hauled rear end to Mexico

Lucy tried to go back to selling vacuums door-to-door and still SUCKED at it

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

mdm posted:

Ricky gets deported by President Trump

Pack it in, boys. We got the best possible reply

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

fred discovers grindr

(no asians, he says its because of the war and no one has the balls to call him out on it)

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

hth posted:

fred discovers grindr

Want to see this in a present-day Flintstones reboot.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
The tumblr rage brigade would have Lucy shut down in a minute.

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!
I don't think anybody would watch it

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Lucy and Ricky are dead, and they have been for several decades. Nothing happens for 30 minutes.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

PostNouveau posted:

Lucy and Ricky are dead, and they have been for several decades. Nothing happens for 30 minutes.

29 minutes in a stage hand wonders onto the set. He looks at the wall, runs a finger through it...and it's revealed the show was broadcast in color but thanks to the smoking the entire set is stained monochrome.

The stagehand turns to the camera to say 'what the gently caress' but then they cut to the credits.

naem
May 29, 2011

Lucy divorces Ricky for beating her

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Quiet you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNYu1Y8pGh4

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

ricky would get friendzoned

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

PostNouveau posted:

Lucy and Ricky are dead, and they have been for several decades. Nothing happens for 30 minutes.

Actually (2:20),

https://youtu.be/IjRwqjtdMVQ

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
nighstand between beds replaced by gently caress swing

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Ricky would now be Riki, Asian instead of Cuban. He'd also have the power of Qigong and Lucy's antics would actually cause him to get embroiled in fights.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Fred actually gets to tell the entire joke about the blind man in the Turkish bathhouse on TV.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Ricky and Lucy go a swingers party expecting dancing.

She's on the floor with ten men and Ricky shouts out "LUUUUUUCY?" with his hands on his hips. Lucy goes "Waaaaaah"

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Felix the Fritzing Cat would be a lot more prominent in that shows tv-culture.

personable decorum fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Sep 14, 2016

Doctor Discomfort
Jan 4, 2015

Lucy gets to be in the show after Ricky is accused of being sexist.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

NomChompsky posted:

ricky would get friendzoned

Fredzoned.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

mdm posted:

Ricky gets deported by President Trump

lol

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lucille ball used to teach at my alma mater and i had a prof who had her as a teacher and he said she was really bad and would just like break down in class and cry and scream that everyone she's ever loved is DEAD!!! and like her kids were still alive and stuff so he said it was really weird and awkward lol

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe

Nooner posted:

lucille ball used to teach at my alma mater and i had a prof who had her as a teacher and he said she was really bad and would just like break down in class and cry and scream that everyone she's ever loved is DEAD!!! and like her kids were still alive and stuff so he said it was really weird and awkward lol

She sounds real fun :)

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
ricky would be fat and ugly (all sitcoms must have an unattractive husband nowadays) and likely be played by carlos mencia or george lopez because there are literally no fat and ugly cubano actors

well except for this guy



dunno who makes a suitable lucy nowadays

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Killjoy posted:

ricky would be fat and ugly (all sitcoms must have an unattractive husband nowadays) and likely be played by carlos mencia or george lopez because there are literally no fat and ugly cubano actors

well except for this guy



dunno who makes a suitable lucy nowadays

How did the guy from pawn stars get on Game of Thrones?

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Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

LT56 posted:

She sounds real fun :)

Would she do this in between coughing up tumors and nicotine sludge?

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