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great apes casually do poo poo like rip your balls and face off how many faces and ballsacks has ~BROCK LES NAR~ ripped off OP
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We sacrificed STR for DEX and WIS. What I'm saying is, use a gun.
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Sep 13, 2016 14:50
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How good is a monkey's pain tolerance to a titty twister?
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ROUND 1! LESNAR OPENS UP WITH A JAB JAB RIGHT HOOK COMBO! MONKEY STICKS HIS THUMB IN LESNAR'S MOUTH AND DAINTILY PLUCKS OFF HIS FACE! BRITISH STYLE PINKIE EXTENDED!!
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Sep 13, 2016 14:51
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notZaar posted:We sacrificed STR for DEX and WIS. gun would be more of an int development
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Sep 13, 2016 14:51
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I think that if they tried to fight they would probably end up kissing and eventually making slow sensual hollywood movie style love. If we have to cheapen the beauty of this by declaring only one winner I guess it is whichever party was most deprived of love prior to the encounter.
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Sep 13, 2016 14:53
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Which performance enhancing substances has the Orangutang been taking?
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Sep 13, 2016 14:54
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Smash it Smash hit posted:gun would be more of an int development Sorry I don't know how DnD works. I assumed wisdom is the ability to apply intelligence to new problems, like making a gun out of rocks and minerals.
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Sep 13, 2016 14:55
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Wisdom is the stat you roll against to detect bad threads
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Sep 13, 2016 14:57
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notZaar posted:Sorry I don't know how DnD works. I assumed wisdom is the ability to apply intelligence to new problems, like making a gun out of rocks and minerals. its okay.
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Sep 13, 2016 14:58
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It's actually spelled orangeutang that's why they call it tang idiot
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Have you ever made hamburgers? You know the feeling of the ground beef between your fingers when you're mixing it in the bowel? That's what would happen to Brock Lesnar's genitals if he got within 100 feet of an angry orangutang. Don't be fooled by these monkeys watching magic tricks on YouTube - they are NOT docile, they are tornados of shrieking rage who's only desire in life is to shred Brock Lesnar's dick and balls
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Sep 13, 2016 15:19
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depends if brock lesnar cross bodies of water.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:27
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I once saw an orangutan spit into his hand and fling it like 15 feet to hit a rude child in the face- the kid started crying and everyone else in the area lost their poo poo laughing. What I'm saying here is that orangutans are loving dope
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Sep 13, 2016 15:46
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I think if the orangutan was in a passive mood and Brock quickly established dominance he might have a chance for survival. If it started out angry he'd be a dead man, though.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:58
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hmm yes grappling with a creature much stronger than you, with much longer arms and four hands to your two, and oh yeah it basically doesn't have a neck, good MMA tactic 
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Sep 13, 2016 16:01
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Flesh Forge posted:hmm yes grappling with a creature much stronger than you, with much longer arms and four hands to your two, and oh yeah it basically doesn't have a neck, good MMA tactic BUT ENOUGH ABOUT BROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sep 13, 2016 16:13
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i wonder who would win between brock lesnar and an orangutan in a spelling bee?
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Sep 13, 2016 16:15
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that's a much closer fight I think 
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Sep 13, 2016 16:26
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There's no rules against orangutans competing in MMA so I think if they could compete we'd have seen it already.
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Sep 13, 2016 16:34
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have you seen how brock takes punches? heh. i'm going with the cheeto-eating, world-of-warcraft-playing orangutang
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Sep 13, 2016 16:55
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Real question is who will score higher on a math test.
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H.H posted:Real question is who will score higher on a math test. probably the human? and he would win in the spelling bee too? these arent very tough questions guys
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935 posted:tornados of shrieking rage who's only desire in life is to shred Brock Lesnar's dick and balls
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Can someone post the picture of the orangutan with banging cans? I can't remember what thread it was in but I laughed p drat hard
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Sep 13, 2016 18:48
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orangutans are the goons of the ape world and I'm pretty sure they would still pull apart Brock Lesnar like warm taffy
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What's the difference?
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The one in the OP is mangy, and probably time for him to get put to sleep. I am pretty sure Brock could take him. What a time it must have been to be in the Roman Empire era where you could probably see that kind of thing. And then die of some easily curable illness in your 20s or 30s also.
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Sep 13, 2016 20:25
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Lesnar couldn't even defeat my fellow Mexican primate Cain Velasquez, so an orangutan would rip a hole in Lesnar's belly and pull out his hosed up intestines with minimal effort.
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Sep 13, 2016 20:34
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ElGroucho posted:Lesnar couldn't even defeat my fellow Mexican primate Cain Velasquez, so an orangutan would rip a hole in Lesnar's belly and pull out his hosed up intestines with minimal effort. Yeah, but he also ended the Undertaker's undefeated streak at Wrestlemania XXX, so check and mate half-dead obese orangutang. 
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Sep 13, 2016 20:36
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Ape vs human matches happened plenty in the heyday of sleazy carnivals. The apes just tossed dudes outta da ring, no problemo.
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Sep 13, 2016 20:36
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Did you know that despite significantly outweighing chimps, humans are actually weaker? hosed up but it's true!
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Sep 13, 2016 20:40
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Half this thread after Brock defeats the half-dead gorilla:
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Sep 13, 2016 20:41
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Brock Lesnar is scared of being hit in his tum-tum. An Orangutang would just have to work the body.
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Kuato posted:Half this thread after Brock defeats the half-dead gorilla: The face of a man who just realized what color his skin is.
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