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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
(i think i understand this thread watch this)

Gordon Ramsey: this food is not cooked good

chef man: yes chef

Gordon Ramsey: yarrrrr

chef man: (very frighten) yes chef

Gordon Ramsey: (hold plate up) gaaahhhhh

chef man: yes chef

Grodon Ramses: (diddles chicken hunk with pointer finger) (heavy breathing)

chef man: yes chef

the end

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KifygmySkulltulas
Sep 13, 2016

by Smythe

JiveHonky posted:

(i think i understand this thread watch this)

Gordon Ramsey: this food is not cooked good

chef man: yes chef

Gordon Ramsey: yarrrrr

chef man: (very frighten) yes chef

Gordon Ramsey: (hold plate up) gaaahhhhh

chef man: yes chef

Grodon Ramses: (diddles chicken hunk with pointer finger) (heavy breathing)

chef man: yes chef

the end

Whis but with whiskey.,

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Kikka posted:

also note the pots_and_pans.wav they add in to both stereo channels during cooking time to make the scene appear more busy :eng101:

On Iron Chef there is ALWAYS the sound of a food processor running in the background while they're cooking.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Dare Devil could beat up chef Ramsey

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Skeleton Ape posted:

On Iron Chef there is ALWAYS the sound of a food processor running in the background while they're cooking.

There's another entertaining show. Has Ramsey ever bitten into a vegetable like Chairman Kaga?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mhAPrBddfM

That friggin smirk :smug:

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
one of the most unbelievable, bullshit episodes of Kitchen Nightmares is on youtube right now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbXFOBkNtsY

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Holyshoot posted:

That and they have gordon screaming down their neck and are on tv. I also read somewhere producers pick a few "good" ones then they find ones that are entertaining.

You guys ever notice how Ramsey goes into super dick mode for his American shows vs his UK shows. He seems a lot nicer on kitchen nightmares in the uk.

every rear end in a top hat who has said this hasnt taken into account the nutjobs

like that one bitch in the uk that would rather prostitute herself than run a cafe in paris

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe
Alls I know is the Iron Chef guy was the most slanted character of a man I've ever seen and superfluous to Gordon Hamsey

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I'm the daredevil... I protect hell's kitchen

Laughed way harder at this than I should have

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
It's loving rubbah

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

LT56 posted:

Alls I know is the Iron Chef guy was the most slanted character of a man I've ever seen and superfluous to Gordon Hamsey

:eyepop:

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
guy gets his balls up: you know what? gently caress YOU GORDON uhh sir

:ramsay:

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Holyshoot posted:

I also read somewhere producers pick a few "good" ones then they find ones that are entertaining.

Pretty sure this is true and I'm glad for it because otherwise we would have missed out on seeing some truly hilarious retards

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
gordon ramsay isnt even a real guy

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

reallivedinosaur posted:

gordon ramsay isnt even a real guy

neither is your mom but it didnt stop me from sucking her dick

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I remember I sat at a bar rail with this one perfect chick that was utterly disgusted with me, and I ordered one of those sugar with bitters old fashioned drinks and she just got even more disgusted! And I was fat and happy in Walmart clothes. When I told her, I didn't want to join her Hunt Club she got, even more, more disgusted!! And then at the end, I just never did cardio ever again and actually hopped a barbed wire fence to escape her Hunt Club. Which was a form of cardio in itself isn't it?

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO

JiveHonky posted:

(i think i understand this thread watch this)

Gordon Ramsey: this food is not cooked good

chef man: yes chef

Gordon Ramsey: yarrrrr

chef man: (very frighten) yes chef

Gordon Ramsey: (hold plate up) gaaahhhhh

chef man: yes chef

Grodon Ramses: (diddles chicken hunk with pointer finger) (heavy breathing)

chef man: yes chef

the end

gordon: the pans are on fire, the kitchen is on fire, the food is on fire, and im on fire. shut it DAHN

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
both of you turn the knob, and the one that opens wins Hell's Kitchen.

*contestant 1 turns the handle, opens the door and wins 4 months of employment as an underpaid line cook at one of Gordon's failing restaurants inside an empty casino*

*contestant 2 turns the handle, opens the door and is sucked into an endless hellscape void of suffering and torture for all of eternity, thanks god for their good fortune*

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
CAT FOOD :chef:

:cabot:

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