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Metal Gear Soccer 3: Liverpool soccer club member 'Naked Streak' is sent to the urban jungles of Manchester, aided via radio by Major Tom, Para-Medic and his former mentor 'The Guv'. His mission is to rescue a defecting Manchester striker named Javier Hernandez. The mission goes smoothly until The Guv defects and provides her new benefactor, Jose Marin, with bribe money. Marin steps down from FIFA to cover up the scandal. Minority Report: David Ayerson is chief of the new Free-Time police division, who prevent police from working too much harder than any bloke rightly should in this day and age. Things go wrong when Ayerson falls afoul of an out of sorts coloured fella while off duty, and has to make an arrest - Now under suspicion of working outside of police union mandated hours, Ayerson is in a race against the clock to prove his innocence, and has to make it to the pub before last drinks.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 13:53 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:01 |
can we all pretend i made a very funny and relevant brexit joke in this post
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 13:55 |
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What the loving hell is soccer you oval office?
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 13:56 |
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Ocean's Eleven, but they're all poor and English and they're tryna steal a loaf of bread
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 13:59 |
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Batman vs Superman: Batman and Superman are actually the Kray Twins and they fight each other after being set up Lex 'Guvnah' Luthor. Suicide Squad: The squad are the Kray Twins, led by their imperious leader The Guvnah Anchorman: The Kray Twins take over an East London tv station and fight over the affections of Veronica 'Guvnah' Corningstone
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 13:59 |
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I am Legend Poorly made biopic of the last man on earth, starring Will Smith and Tom Hardy as the Kray twins.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 14:02 |
I may not get any of these jokes, but a tleast I live in a first world country
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 14:15 |
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Peaky Blinders -
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 14:33 |
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Buttmeister posted:I may not get any of these jokes, but a tleast I live in a first world country which one?
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 14:34 |
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This thread is terrible. You slag.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 14:39 |
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Showgirls. It's exactly the same as the original movie except everyone has really bad teeth.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 15:17 |
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Dune, except Patrick Stewart does every character.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 15:25 |
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Oi-thello It's like the original, but instead of being a black general, Oi-thello runs a kebab truck.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 15:25 |
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this thread is a niece of chit
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 15:28 |
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TheMostFrench posted:
I would absolutely love this movie. Cast Jason Statham as the lead, but he never throws a punch.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 15:31 |
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Steven King's Innit It's just a big screen adaptation of The Beano, but the kids get killed off every now and then by a scary clown. The clown is later revealed to be the vengeful ghost of Jimmy Savile, who will only stop killing if his OBE is restored.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 16:11 |
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*two straight hours of cockney rhyming slang dialogue*
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 16:19 |
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TheMostFrench posted:Metal Gear Soccer 3: Wouldn't that be "Scouseify"? I lolled anyway. "Ding Dong BellRaiser" 'Arry's mam dies *gawd bless er* and 'im an' his tart move back into his childhood home. Unknown to 'Arry his bruvva 'Arry (Harry and Barry) only went and summoned the bladdy CENOBITES not two weeks prior. 'Arry's tart summons them and some geezer wiv pins on 'is bonce pops up and tries to bargain for 'Arry's soul. "'Ow much for a soul? A monkey? You're 'avin a giraffe there, sunshine. Moi soul's worth well more than that. I'd be catting my own froat if I let moi soul go fer a mankey!" And basically it turns into "Cockney Wanker" from the Viz but with Cenobites or something.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 16:37 |
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Drunken Baker posted:
Someone go get Guy Ritchie. This needs to be made!
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 16:52 |
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oh hey, the dialectizer is still up :quote:For twelve years, yer 'ave been askin': 'oo is John Galt, guv? This is John Galt speakin'. Cor blimey guv! I'm the man 'oo luvs 'is life. I'm bloody well the man 'oo does not sacrifice 'is luv or 'is values. I'm the bloody man 'oo 'as deprived yer of victims and so 'as destroyed yor world, and if yer wish ter know why yor perishin'-yer 'oo dread knowledge -I'm the bloomin' man 'oo will now tell yer. quote:If yer 'ave a look for a reason ter hate men, right, chances are yer’re gonna find it.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 16:59 |
Quote-Unquote posted:which one? India
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:23 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:01 |
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TheMostFrench posted:Metal Gear Soccer 3: i think the only thing you got even close is "the guv" but even that would be "the guv'nor" shameful
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