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Guy Goodbody posted:The fact that you tried to find it mean you've probably got a pretty interesting search history Lol, just lol if you never thought to google "ape with slamming titties"
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error1 posted:You should be grateful, OP this was an unwritten rule in every edition of d&d. elves are good at hearin' stuff, dwarves are good at minin' stuff and humans are good at reproducin' with stuff
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Sep 15, 2016 03:15
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Turning into a t rex and biting off sub-zeros head was pretty cool
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Sep 15, 2016 03:16
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What do you mean what's up with bestiality? Why you asking me, what have you heard?
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Sep 15, 2016 03:33
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:What do you mean what's up with bestiality? Why you asking me, what have you heard? Linkin Park...
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Sep 15, 2016 03:34
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Who was that poster that had the story about trying to get a dog toy from under the couch and she had just gotten out of the shower so she was naked and while she was under the couch the dog basically went to town on her?
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Sep 15, 2016 03:41
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The Ape-peal is respecting Harambe's spirit OP.
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Sep 15, 2016 04:18
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poo poo, imagine the smell those horsebabes must endure. Gack.
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Sep 15, 2016 05:45
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Gryffindor is the entire appeal of bestiality
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Sep 15, 2016 05:46
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How the gently caress else are we going to make centaurs?
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Sep 15, 2016 05:49
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lol if you never put peanut butter on you testicles and had ytour dog lick them clean just lol
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Sep 15, 2016 06:14
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Bert Roberge posted:How the gently caress else are we going to make centaurs? just eat a caloric surplus and squat and deadlift heavy every workout @ low reps forever p00f ur as g00d as a centaur
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SatansChoice posted:just eat a caloric surplus and squat and deadlift heavy every workout @ low reps forever p00f ur as g00d as a centaur hell dare is right
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Sep 15, 2016 06:32
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Sid Vicious posted:hell dare is right hell sid is righteous let us orc out like grade loving 9 french class
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Sep 15, 2016 06:34
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 where do i scan the heavy metal comics to a large red demon stands at the top of a hill in front of an army of other red demon orcs and raises an axe and GROWLS ALL THE OTHER DEMONS BATTLE CRY TOO
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Sep 15, 2016 06:36
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Wasnt there a goon years ago named Petr who had a bunch of huskies that he hosed? I seem to remember he got helldumped over it
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Sep 15, 2016 06:56
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I Own Soulz posted:Who was that poster that had the story about trying to get a dog toy from under the couch and she had just gotten out of the shower so she was naked and while she was under the couch the dog basically went to town on her? that was a dude
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Sep 15, 2016 08:05
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Gatekeeper posted:human relationships are easy
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Sep 15, 2016 08:10
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FordPRefectLL posted:i dated a girl who was into this and she told me it was humiliating and she got off on shame hence why she was dating you
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Sep 15, 2016 09:02
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Kurtofan posted:hence why she was dating you it'll be okay
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Sep 15, 2016 09:03
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Sep 15, 2016 09:05
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Moon Atari posted:Beastiality is a very cool word for something that isn't actually very cool. I think we should divorce it from it's animal loving meaning entirely, or failing that at least reserve it for people who pull off impressive extreme sports style acts of animal loving, like with a lion or great white shark. The word you're looking for is 'bestial', so you can let the dogfuckers have 'bestiality'. I Own Soulz posted:Who was that poster that had the story about trying to get a dog toy from under the couch and she had just gotten out of the shower so she was naked and while she was under the couch the dog basically went to town on her? Wasn't there an accompanying sound she described, something like "sploop" I think? I could have sworn there was a red text to that effect.
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Sep 15, 2016 09:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAOoiIkFQq4 I have an anarchy symbol tattooed on the top of my left hand haha
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FordPRefectLL posted:i dated a girl who was into this and she told me it was humiliating and she got off on shame Did you immediately break up with her because that is the correct response
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Sep 15, 2016 10:19
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Philosopher King posted:Im always suspicious of people who have more than 2 dogs. Why do you need 4 dogs madam? Are you loving said dogs? Im pretty sure youre loving those 4 unfixed labs and 4 golden retrievers. Your furry costume doesnt help. wouldn't one very sexy dog be more suspicious
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Sep 15, 2016 11:29
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I Own Soulz posted:Who was that poster that had the story about trying to get a dog toy from under the couch and she had just gotten out of the shower so she was naked and while she was under the couch the dog basically went to town on her? Labyrinth/Ornery Bean, she used to post a bunch of poo poo in whatever gross sex story thread was active at any particular time. I don't know what happened to her but I think someone mentioned once that she got tired of people only wanting to hear the dog loving story. 
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Sep 15, 2016 12:06
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Because it takes way more effort to get a woman in the mood than just rubbing Bologna on yer dick.
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Sep 15, 2016 12:08
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Nooner posted:What can I say, your mom is good in the sack
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I was younger than most of my fellow 10th graders but none of them knew it. God had given me a tallness of body that matched my tallness of spirit and tallness of dick and Lauren never bothered to ask me how old I was, so before long this long 16 year old girl was goin totally sickhouse on my 13 year old cock n rectum (with the tongue) Lauren had no boundaries, and her family used to tell her that she was destined to catch the bad AIDS that even God can't cure if you ask nicely and get smudged on ash wednesday but she didn't care. Lauren would tie me up in the basement and make weird blarping noises from her lowerlips right in my face, and slap me with inexpensive meat if my dinklage tensed up or Hulked out. Then she would sit on me and bounce, and cry until the semen came, then laugh that her tears made my dick cry cum. But the worst was when Spike, the mixed breed (not racist bc he was a dog) came down to steal the Oscar Meyer faceslapper. There was I, pinned to the couch with barbells and ribbons, when Lauren climbed atop me and bent over and put the bologna inside of her out-mouth. Spike fished for it, as you'd expect, but what he found was far worse than you should have expected: Lauren had a dick too, and she slapped Spike right in the face with it, which is animal abuse. Spike ran away and I cried again and Lauren and I broke up.
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Sep 15, 2016 12:24
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And that's how I got these scars
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Gatekeeper you are my favorite poster
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Frankenstyle posted:Because it takes way more effort to get a woman in the mood than just rubbing Bologna on yer dick. Yeah, but some of us are just in it for the bologna!
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Sep 15, 2016 12:29
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Some people just feel knotty
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Junk posted:Wasnt there a goon years ago named Petr who had a bunch of huskies that he hosed? I seem to remember he got helldumped over it whoa , that's what happened to him? i always thought he was a pretty good/smart poster folandi posted:Did you immediately break up with her because that is the correct response no, the correct response is "well in that case, woof woof"
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Sep 15, 2016 12:55
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The White Dragon posted:whoa , that's what happened to him? i always thought he was a pretty good/smart poster I like you asked and answered your own question here
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Sentient Data posted:Some people just feel knotty if you search craigslist for "knot" you get wedding announcements and people who want to gently caress dogs
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:if you search craigslist for "knot" you get wedding announcements and people who want to gently caress dogs wowsers I did "knot" know that!!
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B.H. Facials posted:Labyrinth/Ornery Bean, she used to post a bunch of poo poo in whatever gross sex story thread was active at any particular time. I don't know what happened to her but I think someone mentioned once that she got tired of people only wanting to hear the dog loving story. Haha, yes! Thank you. I do remember she had quite a few stories. The Mentalizer posted:Wasn't there an accompanying sound she described, something like "sploop" I think? I could have sworn there was a red text to that effect. Shloop? Something like that. H.P. Hovercraft posted:that was a dude Ha, gently caress you dude, it was a girl.
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