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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
the prince song "raspberry beret" is a hit song about young love and young lovers getting it on, everyone can figure that much out, but in princes unauthorized biography "Behind the Purple Curtain" author Wink Silverstein explains the real meaning;

the "raspberry beret" wasn't just an article of clothing but also a depraved sex act the diminutive rocker liked to perform on any woman who would allow it. it involves shaving the female participants head and then nicking his own anus with the blade so that he can take a bloody bowel movement on her newly shorn dome while jerking off.

in the song prince talks about giving some poor young woman a "raspberry beret" down by Old Man Johnsons Farm.

turns out Old Man Johnsons Farm was a hardcore sex fetish club in downtown Minneapolis where prince liked to take his dates.

the stories behind the songs "purple rain" and "darling nikki" are even more disgusting, but you'll have to buy the book to learn about those.

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
OK, thanks for the update OP. I appreciate it. A LOT.

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe
I'd let Prince do any kind of depraved thing he could imagine to me, except he's dead.

-Will

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I never saw anything like that in a second hand store.

Pure Blaxplotiation
Jan 19, 2009
You don't even want to know what hosed up move a Little Red Corvette is.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


This song sucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-szMex5raS4

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

gleebster posted:

I never saw anything like that in a second hand store.

Before internet pornography, a "second hand store" was a hidden club, usually in a dingy basement in a run-down commercial part of a city, where men would go to watch grainy black and white videos of strange sex acts while jerking each other off, hence the "second hand" reference.

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

NotWearingPants posted:

Before internet pornography, a "second hand store" was a hidden club, usually in a dingy basement in a run-down commercial part of a city, where men would go to watch grainy black and white videos of strange sex acts while jerking each other off, hence the "second hand" reference.

I just wish I had a warez place to scan up all these heavy metal magazines and other weird loving zines Ive come across in me life.

Pure Blaxplotiation
Jan 19, 2009
Prince probably had all kinds of dope rear end weird sex and probably hosed hookers while wearing his half batman half joker costume in batdance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dalexlqJg5o

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

NotWearingPants posted:

Before internet pornography, a "second hand store" was a hidden club, usually in a dingy basement in a run-down commercial part of a city, where men would go to watch grainy black and white videos of strange sex acts while jerking each other off, hence the "second hand" reference.

This guy knows what's up

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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That sounds like a lot of effort. Like hey let me put together this box of Legos while you lick nacho cheese from between my toes while you're hot tied with fruit by the foot, girl. :effort:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

so I googled up "Behind The Purple Curtain" "Wink Silverstein", & oho! the only result is this page. No "Wank Semenstain" either. So all the points for depravity go to OP & the other goons ITT, including me.

True story: Years ago as an alcoholic young man with serious self esteem issues, the only girlfriend I could score was on the wrong side of middle aged. She wore a raspberry beret sometimes. Her oval office was so copious that my drinking buddy (who also hosed her) claimed that he always made her wash her hole in the shower before sex. He claimed he lost the soap up her once, afterwards taking five minutes to find it and fish it out of her.

She did anal though.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
"1999" is referring to a sex act that's like a 69, but way more complicated.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

That sounds like a lot of effort. Like hey let me put together this box of Legos while you lick nacho cheese from between my toes while you're hot tied with fruit by the foot, girl. :effort:

Too many words, needs an acronym or something. I'm not sure the op is entirely true.

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Howard Beale posted:

"1999" is referring to a sex act that's like a 69, but way more complicated.

I thought it meant bike rally

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

personable decorum posted:

I thought it meant bike rally

that's part of it, yes

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Warren Zevon's (plus REM minus Michael Stipe, as the Hindu Love Gods) version was better if u can find it check it out

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Well, you can't argue with results, OP.

Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.
Here I thought it was just a vagina.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I don't think prince is exactly cryptic when he talks about doin the sex in his music. :shrug:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Lol whoa that's a hosed up way to get off

:pwn:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

WINK

SILVERSTEIN

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
sex is loving retarded much like my postes

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

hth posted:

WINK

SILVERSTEIN

:wink:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
have you had sex? way to go idiot

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Pussy control is actually about princes kitty kat named mr fluffington and how he loves him vewy much and has him trained to do funny tricks.

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Pussy control is actually about princes kitty kat named mr fluffington and how he loves him vewy much and has him trained to do funny tricks.

:stare:

you filthy...

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