What if Seinfeld were set in the year 10,191?

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Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

ROFLburger posted:

*characters dont exist, there is only the singularity*

No black people in the singularity, seems consistent with modern day NYC.

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

George: Do you think she'd Kwisatz Yada Yada Yaderach?
Elaine: I've Kwisatz Yada Yada Yaderach'd!

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Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

[ELAINE WALKS WITHOUT RHYTHM, OTHER FREMEN LOOK ON DERISIVELY]

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Jerry wears a puffy Stillsuit so none of the Fremen take him seriously.

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Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

12gaugelobotomy posted:

Elaine tries on a sand trout pant suit and becomes a god while Jerry and Kramer travel the universe with George who got a new job as a spacing guild navigator.

George and Jerry enter the Main Bridge

GEORGE: "So- whadd'ya think Jerry? Vandelay Industries' -very own- capital ship!"

JERRY: "Hm... eh." :jerry:

G: "Whadd'ya mean, 'eh'? Did you see those laser turrets, and the shield generators, the jets and the guns and the- the barista robot in the captain's lounge, Jerry?! Didn't you see the barista robot?"

J: "How could it be all that impressive if they've put you in charge of navigating?"

G: *Snort*"Like it's that hard! You just 'spice it up' *taps nose* and zzzwip- BAM hey presto you're at Callipso IV. A chimp could do it."

J: "Do you even know where Callipso IV is, chimp-for-brains? Besides, I heard that spice stuff is addictive."

G: "Y-yeah, you don't say. Hey- that reminds me, now that you bring it up, we're- almost out."

J: "Of what- brains?"

G: "No- spice"

J: "You're out of spice?!"

G: "Not so loud! Almost out of spice."

J: "Almost out of spice? You said you just left for your main tour less than a month ago. How did you get through it all so quickly?"

G: "Well, remember how I said I let Kramer take over my role as navigator from time to time?"

J: "So you could figure out how to work the barista, no doubt-

G: "Well, I kinda locked him in there and... forgot the keycard."

J: "You forgot the keycard? How do you forget you have a keycard?"

G: "There was this Bene Gesserit witch..."

J: "Where is he- where's Kramer? Is he gonna be okay?"

G: "Relax, he's fine! He's got everything he could ever need in there."

CUT TO Kramer in swim trunks, flippers and wifebeater suspended in a tank of liquid melange, bopping, swimming and dancing along to music from his VR headset while playing a game app and smoking a spice cigar.

FREEZE FRAME TO CREDITS
*Slapbass Lasers*

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Cruising Altitude: Sep 15, 2016; by WE B Bourgeois

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

George and Jerry enter the Main Bridge

GEORGE: "So- whadd'ya think Jerry? Vandelay Industries' -very own- capital ship!"

JERRY: "Hm... eh."

G: "Whadd'ya mean, 'eh'? Did you see those laser turrets, and the shield generators, the jets and the guns and the- the barista robot in the captain's lounge, Jerry?! Didn't you see the barista robot?"

J: "How could it be all that impressive if they've put you in charge of navigating?"

G: *Snort*"Like it's that hard! You just 'spice it up' *taps nose* and zzzwip- BAM hey presto you're at Callipso IV. A chimp could do it."

J: "Do you even know where Callipso IV is, chimp-for-brains? Besides, I heard that spice stuff is addictive."

G: "Y-yeah, you don't say. Hey- that reminds me, now that you bring it up, we're- almost out."

J: "Of what- brains?"

G: "No- spice"

J: "You're out of spice?!"

G: "Not so loud! Almost out of spice."

J: "Almost out of spice? You said you just left for your main tour less than a month ago. How did you get through it all so quickly?"

G: "Well, remember how I said I let Kramer take over my role as navigator from time to time?"

J: "So you could figure out how to work the barista, no doubt-

G: "Well, I kinda locked him in there and... forgot the keycard."

J: "You forgot the keycard? How do you forget you have a keycard?"

G: "There was this Bene Gesserit witch..."

J: "Where is he- where's Kramer? Is he gonna be okay?"

G: "Relax, he's fine! He's got everything he could ever need in there."

CUT TO Kramer in swim trunks, flippers and wifebeater suspended in a tank of liquid melange, bopping, swimming and dancing along to music from his VR headset while playing a game app and smoking a spice cigar.

FREEZE FRAME TO CREDITS
*Slapbass Lasers*

lol

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ConstantDelays: Jan 1, 2013

The gang DON'T have to wait for a table at a Chinese restaurant.

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