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We can explore the infinite variations of Seinfeld here... Lovecraft's Seinfeld Mythos "Boy,this colour out of space is making me thirsty." "But I don't wanna be a great race of Yith!" "Hello Jerry." "Hello...Nyarlotep." "PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH FESTIVUS R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN” Starfeld Wars Luke - George Leia - Elaine Han - Jerry Kramer - Chewbacca Putty - Lando Darth Vader - Newman Stienbrenner - Palpatine "As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL Kenny Rogers Roasters!" "I'm not a sith. I hate jedi, but I'm not a sith. "But I don't wanna be frozen in carbonite!" Newman Elaine: Kramer, can you hear me? [slams her hands down on the table] Elaine: Kramer? Kramer: [awakens and starts speaking in an electronic and distorted voice] Yes, I can hear you. Elaine: What was your special order? Kramer: You read it. I thought it was clear. Elaine: What was it? Kramer: Bring back life form. Priority One. All other priorities rescinded. Jerry: The drat company. What about our lives, you son of a bitch? Kramer: I repeat, all other priorities are rescinded. Elaine: How do we kill it, Ash? There's gotta be a way of killing it. How? How do we do it? Kramer: You can't. Jerry: That's bullshit. Kramer: You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. George: You admire it. Kramer: I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. Jerry: Look, I am... I've heard enough of this, and I'm asking you to pull the plug. [Elaine goes to disconnect Kramer, who interrupts] Kramer: Last word. Elaine: What? Kramer: I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies. Newmans Private Costanza: Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bug hunt? Lieutenant Steinbrenner: All we know is that there's still no contact with the colony and that a Newman may be involved. Private Putty: Excuse me, sir, a-a what? Lieutenant Steinbrenner: A mailman. Corporal Seinfeld: That's unfortunate. Jerry:[sticks broccoli right inside a Newman's mouth] Eat this!
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George Steinfel is a loveable idiot. Meanwhile Kostanza is all like "drat it to the moon!" Hahaha
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It's a celebration! B*TCH-ES. C'MERE. It's a celebration b*tches. Show Charlie Murhpy your titties.
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Anti dentite
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BAZINGA!! -"miss" Chanandler Bong
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thirsty pretzels
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The byob Seinfeld threads are good
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I can't believe what I'm hearing here
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upon my death, may it come soon, my magnum opus inspired by the 1996 NBCVerse will be released. it will be a fanfiction work of art, elegantly and elaborately combining the television universes of "Seinfeld", "Mad About You", "Friends", and "Caroline In the City" into one grand, sprawling epic. my reckoning with the nature of god and why good and evil exists in the world, the profound power of spirituality and hope, the sorrowful and glorious self-realization of combat, and just what is up with airline peanuts. I will supplant Henry Darger. I must.
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