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Elaine: You've already had breakfast! Jerry: You don't know about second breakfast? George: She doesn't know about second breakfast! Jerry: Elevenses? George, I don't think she knows about elevenses.
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*Seinfeld is a sentient blob of cells* SEINFELD: "I AM SEINFELD. I AM SEINFELD. I AM SEINFELD!"
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Sep 16, 2016 03:43
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So what's the deal with my precious? Like where the fuckeses is it? I'll GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!
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Sep 16, 2016 03:45
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These lembas are making me thirsty!
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Sep 16, 2016 03:46
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"Smaug the Dragon. Do we really need "the Dragon"? Are we going to confuse him with Smaug the District Attorney? Smaug the Pope?"
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Sep 16, 2016 03:47
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Does this Mithril Shirt look puffy on me?
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a bone to pick posted:*Seinfeld is a sentient blob of cells* Haha everyone point and make fun of this loser who thought the thread title said 3018.
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Sep 16, 2016 03:49
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looks like I got bamboozled 
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Sep 16, 2016 04:17
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a bone to pick posted:looks like I got bamboozled haha g1
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Sep 16, 2016 04:19
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Germstore posted:These lembas are making me thirsty!
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Sep 16, 2016 18:11
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A bunch of Uruks molesting passersby with their scary face paint: "We're the Devillllls!"
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Sep 16, 2016 18:14
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what if jerry seinfeld was japanese and shoshanna lonsky was an escaped north korean refugee and jay leno was a russian jewel thief and kramer was a canadian hitman for hire and elaine bennis was a tiger/lion trainer working in hollywood under a fake name but the CIA was onto kramer and sent agents to intercept him befor his next hit and stumbled upon the corpse of bill cosby who had huffed too much canned air and gotten his tie caught in the print machinery of the LA Times and ironically ended up smeared all over the entertainment/gossip section?
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Frank: Let me understand, you got the orc, the goblin and man. Saruman bred orcs with man to create Uruk-hai. So, who's having sex with the goblins? George: Why don't we talk about it another time. Frank: But you see my point here? You only hear of an orc, a goblin and a man. Something's missing! Mrs. Ross: Something's missing all right. Mr. Ross: They're all goblins. Saruman bred them all with man. Frank: That's perverse!
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Sep 16, 2016 18:25
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WHATS THE DEAL WITH DRAGONS! hehe this is fun GBS KING  "and the kingin' is good!"
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Sep 16, 2016 18:26
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"Jimmy really likes his precious, yes he does."
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Sep 16, 2016 20:32
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"maybe the warg ate your baby"
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Sep 16, 2016 21:40
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Too many rings, Jerry! There's one ring for this and three rings for that. All these rings going around and I have no hand at all. No hand!
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Sep 16, 2016 22:40
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Germstore posted:These lembas are making me thirsty!
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giddy up bagginses
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Sep 16, 2016 22:45
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In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen. Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the morn, treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! JERRY: Good luck with all *that*. (exeunt)
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[BOMBADIL TRIES TO SING A BALLAD WHILE DANCING AT THE SAME TIME, EVERYONE ELSE STARES DERISIVELY]
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Sep 16, 2016 22:58
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pfs Write posted:"maybe the warg ate your baby"
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Sep 17, 2016 00:13
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... the very ring that I was returning!
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Sep 17, 2016 00:27
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Unkempt posted:... the very ring that I was returning! 
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Sep 17, 2016 01:08
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"Welp, I'm on this bridge, I've just knocked this Balrog into the abyss, I fall in ... yada, yada, yada, I'm the White Wizard."
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Sep 17, 2016 01:17
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DamnCanadian posted:"Welp, I'm on this bridge, I've just knocked this Balrog into the abyss, I fall in ... yada, yada, yada, I'm the White Wizard." You don't think she'd yada yada resurrection?
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Sep 17, 2016 01:20
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Germstore posted:You don't think she'd yada yada resurrection?
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Sep 17, 2016 01:29
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What I can't figure out is why they didn't get the eagles to fly the bottles to Michigan.
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Sep 17, 2016 02:20
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Tricky D posted:What I can't figure out is why they didn't get the eagles to fly the bottles to Michigan. Just when I think these Seinfeld threads couldn't possibly pop out any more gems.
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Frank: Many years ago, I went to destroy a ring for the last alliance of elves and man. I reached for the one ring but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way. Kramer: What happened to the ring? Frank Costanza: It was lost. But out of that, a new age was born. A THIRDAGE-US FOR THE REST-OF-US.
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