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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Accidentally beheaded my best sales associate because he came into my office unannounced to give me up sales report (sales are great)

So if you guys could post with

"Lamp Emporium Team Member"


Or


"Loyal subject"



That would really cut down on these incidents.




GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

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8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I jerk off a lot when I'm stressed out

and i'm always stressed out ;)

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

8-Bit Scholar posted:

I jerk off a lot when I'm stressed out

and i'm always stressed out ;)

Are you the jerk off that keeps calling in sick or my royal penis tugger? Please I need this kinda stuff clarified



GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
so you're really hangin in there with this king gimmick then aren't you?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

proof of concept posted:

so you're really hangin in there with this king gimmick then aren't you?

Get hosed nerd



GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
aight

akulanization
Dec 21, 2013

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Are you the jerk off that keeps calling in sick or my royal penis tugger? Please I need this kinda stuff clarified



GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

you tried to have your last royal penis tugger executed after he failed to find the royal microphallus

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

akulanization posted:

you tried to have your last royal penis tugger executed after he failed to find the royal microphallus

No u r





GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Smash it Smash hit posted:

No u r





GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

claimed

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Accidentally beheaded my best sales associate because he came into my office unannounced to give me up sales report (sales are great)

So if you guys could post with

"Lamp Emporium Team Member"


Or


"Loyal subject"



That would really cut down on these incidents.




GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

I think my title should be more like in the line of an executive role.

:commissar:

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Accidentally beheaded my best sales associate because he came into my office unannounced to give me up sales report (sales are great)

So if you guys could post with

"Lamp Emporium Team Member"


Or


"Loyal subject"



That would really cut down on these incidents.




GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

nop

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
your only title is king fart of :gas: mountain

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
No one is paying attention to the op and I find it pretty rude


GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
Well, maybe if u acknowledged your loyal servants a bit more.....


:commissar:

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

A king would post pawgs

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

donkey salami posted:

A king would post pawgs

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah he would post PAWGs and bring back DPPH

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

It's good to be king and all, a nice challenge. I remember when I was a king. Now I'm an emperor and I'm here to vassalize your kingdom.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





King of poo pooposts

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
What the heck is a pawg?




GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
i used to have a dog named king and it lost every fight i put it in

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Kind of shocked we haven't beheaded Jerry Mumphrey yet. Dude's hiding out in a spider-hole somewhere Saddam Hussein style, but we'll catch the bastard by JAN, I just know it.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Kuato posted:

Kind of shocked we haven't beheaded Jerry Mumphrey yet. Dude's hiding out in a spider-hole somewhere Saddam Hussein style, but we'll catch the bastard by JAN, I just know it.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I didn't get to work at the lamp emporium up north and now I see what I'm missing


GBS POst :gb2gbs:
"And the postin' is good!"

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Come play m'lord

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:



GBS POst :gb2gbs:
"And the postin' is good!"

:chanpop:




GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

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King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

H.H posted:

Well, maybe if u acknowledged your loyal servants a bit more.....


:commissar:

As one monarch to another, I feel your pain. OP.

My servants steal from me, foment revolution, and make rude gestures when they think I can't see.

But what to do? One can't execute them all.

Beat them mercilessly, and they'll show some respect.

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