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Phlairdon posted:Maybe it's for an acting ro...BWAHAHAHAHA! Who am I kidding, Jim Carrey no longer has a career. When people stop acting because they're worth absolute loving megabucks, pointing out they no longer have a career isn't the sickest of burns.
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Zahgaegun posted:
Hide the Pain Jim
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lmao the GE corp should put a patent on "portraying living humans in film" for their first sneeze reel and sue every entertainment company in the world
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is anyone else really sick of the reanimated corpses on tv? not a single one looks like they wanna be there anymore so wtf are we doin here
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alrighty then
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"I am a loving junkie, but my family blames everyone else except me." Checking your priviledge 2016 He can do whatever, he was the best paid comedian of his time. I wouldn't give a gently caress what people think if I had that much money. Beard, sweatpants, bag of skunk. Good life.
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yogizh posted:"I am a loving junkie, but my family blames everyone else except me." Checking your priviledge 2016 ftfy
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lol wait hang on, wait, what if they remade The Cable Guy -- WITH LARRY THE CABLE GUY!!!!! 
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dookifex_maximus posted:my favorite part was where he said "I could just make this go away in a back room" which was a pretty douchey thing to say because he's basically saying "I would be dishonest, but honesty gets me more!" Most of the quotes from him in that article a really douchey.
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a person, a human being is loving dead and we all have to chime in so that the world can figure out if rich guy is a lovely person or pretty lady was because greedy man wants to get paid well you want to know whose fault of this and who is going to pay for it? we all are. we're all at fault and we're all going to pay with the little bit of our souls that we're carving up and selling off to believe in the dream of the next fiscal quarter
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dookifex_maximus posted:a person, a human being is loving dead and we all have to chime in so that the world can figure out if rich guy is a lovely person or pretty lady was because greedy man wants to get paid nah, man, I aint have poo poo to do with none of this.
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i wish i could overdose on celeb gossip, that would be a mercy
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Nooner posted:lol wait hang on, wait, what if they remade The Cable Guy -- WITH LARRY THE CABLE GUY!!!!! 90 minutes of him trying to set up your new wireless cable modem/router and constantly not being able to understand the passwords are case-sensitive.
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dookiefucks_maxipad do tabloids trigger you?
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arguement over if its his fault of he crazy depressed girl who gobbled up all the pills fault is actually what caused branelina to split up
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DO NOT GO IN THERE!!! there is a dead irishwoman in there
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Sep 20, 2016 17:56
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pill poppers are terrible people nearly as annoying as crack heads
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a bone to pick posted:dookiefucks_maxipad do tabloids trigger you? no i think its the slow news week, i prefer business, science & political stuff so i get frustrated when all we have to pay attention to is some pretty face celeb's relationship
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also rock my cock thou knaveman
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Airborne Viking posted:ALLLLLLLRIGHY THEN
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dookifex_maximus posted:no i think its the slow news week, i prefer business, science & political stuff so i get frustrated when all we have to pay attention to is some pretty face celeb's relationship Russia just bombed a UN aid convoy in Syria a couple hours ago during a 'ceasefire' which may have already been hosed anyway after the US accidentally bombed like 60 Syrian soldiers yesterday. Chu talkin' about Willis? e: Russian made planes, not necessarily the Russians, because poo poo is such a quagmire that no one really knows what the hell is happening anymore haha.
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dookifex_maximus posted:no i think its the slow news week, i prefer business, science & political stuff so i get frustrated when all we have to pay attention to is some pretty face celeb's relationship You must not read that news either because the WaPo just dropped a huge piece investigating the trump foundation, warren is laying some sick burns on the Wells Fargo CEO, and they found compelling evidence noam chompsky has been a linguistic chump for his entire career.
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"Here, take these drugs." "No." *speaking from rear end* "Please take the drugs." "...okay."
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Roylicious posted:Russia just bombed a UN aid convoy in Syria a couple hours ago during a 'ceasefire' which may have already been hosed anyway after the US accidentally bombed like 60 Syrian soldiers yesterday. *two countries call a ceasefire* *both countries don't cease fire*
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:they found compelling evidence noam chompsky has been a linguistic chump for his entire career. Thanks for mentioning this because I've always thought Chomsky was a bit of a windbag going 'Oh I know linguistics this means I am qualified to speak about anything!' and learning that he is actually just an idiot is great. Seems Zizek was spot on in saying "I don't know a guy who is so often empirically wrong." quote:Noam Chomsky’s proposal [is] that all humans are born with a sentence structure blueprint programmed in their brains, invariant across the species, and that each language is but a variation upon this "universal grammar" generated by an as-yet unidentified "language organ." In other words, we are born already knowing language. Yeah that's just moronic and I know nothing about linguistics.
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Sep 20, 2016 18:06
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Aall these actors are huge assholes, all of then, every single one.
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wow jeez maybe he was wrong about if we should be chill to each other too
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the world works differently now, the wells fargo CEO isn't going to be held accountable, trump's foundation is lovely just like anyone else's, im pretty sure most americans are sad syria isn't actual war with russia, doctors without borders are gonna keep getting bombed and jim carrey killed a lady
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jim carrey doesn't believe in vaccines because he sucks
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Nooner posted:lol wait hang on, wait, what if they remade The Cable Guy -- WITH LARRY THE CABLE GUY!!!!! WOAH------> GBS KING  "and the kingin is gooooooood!"
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He already got away with murdering subtlety
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Rape Stink posted:He already got away with murdering subtlety i dont get it GBS KING "and the kingin is gooooooood!"
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Smash it Smash hit posted:i dont get it chew on my turds retard
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Sep 20, 2016 20:09
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Why does Jim Carrey look like a homeless man buttfucked him in the face?
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Lawyer: "Mr. Carrey, I need to rear end you a few questions."
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Sep 20, 2016 20:19
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On the outside, he looks like he's laughing. But on the inside, he's laughing too.
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Deadeye Dick posted:Why does Jim Carrey look like a homeless man buttfucked him in the face? Why are you answering your own question?
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notZaar posted:Holy crap Jim what are you thinking showing up in public like this Dishevelled Jim Carrey spotted at bus station ranting about the number 23. Witnesses report the number themed rant as being "dumb as hell" and "too stupid for a psychotic breakdown, much less a hollywood movie".
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