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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

numberoneposter posted:

this whole business sounds shady

let me offer you a lightbulb to illuminate the shadows

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
stick a lightbult up ye butt

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Chinatown posted:

limon pepino is the light

Our Employess have to finish a ice cold LIMON PEPINO for each work hour or they are fired. Its one of our best kept secrets ;)



GBS KING :fyadride:
"and the kingin is gooooooood!"

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
do you have any lava lamps?

can they be launched from trebuchets?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

That Robot posted:

do you have any lava lamps?

can they be launched from trebuchets?

we have EVERY collor yo ucan think of and they can be launched from whatevert you feel like launcuing it from my fgriend


GBS KING :fyadride:
"and the kingin is gooooooood!"

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Smash it Smash hit posted:

we have EVERY collor yo ucan think of and they can be launched from whatevert you feel like launcuing it from my fgriend


GBS KING :fyadride:
"and the kingin is gooooooood!"

i need about fifty lava lamps, heated up to melting temperature so they'll be hot as gently caress

they'll be prepared in south korea and then launched by trebuchet at kim jong un

he'll have to "watch for lava" :grin:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

That Robot posted:



he'll have to "watch for lava" :grin:

im not sure thats a pun but OKAY

GBS KING :fyadride:
"and the kingin is gooooooood!"

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
lamps rymes with cramps

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

JiveHonky posted:

lamps rymes with cramps

please leave once you finish filling up your empty pepsi bottle.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
here is a song that i think really embodies what this whole store is about. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome phish!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmanJMW4QzU

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
I FIND LAMPS OFFENSIVE!!!!

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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



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I know it's just a dead gay lamp store, butt gently caress it, cum on guys, you can always resell the lamps you buy.

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