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Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

They Might Be posted:

It would be super cool to have a byob mentor/friend/dad/mom/accomplice. Here is my resume:

pros
-likes contests and effort threads
-has a tiny computer
-actually paid for copy of photoshop cs5

cons
-lives in garbage state
-banned in september 2004
-video games

references
-halloween costume thread
-beer brewing ITT thread
-not much else

you paid for photoshop? that's like two of us then. i was also banned and video games. my computer is very large though


hi how are you ♥

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vanisher

I'll be your pal TMB but I'm just a new person to the yob myself. I'll be there beside you in friendship when an effort thread or photoshop joke can be made!

I think that resume idea is excellent for this thread, so here's mine:

Pros:
- A real swell fella
- Humble as well
- Uses GIMP instead of PS (maybe a con?)

Cons:
- Lurkin' and smirkin' since '05
- I think I'm funnier than I probably am
- Drives slightly over the speed limit on freeways



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

OhsH

vanisher posted:


- Drives slightly over the speed limit on freeways

thats not a con

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Macnult

They Might Be posted:

It would be super cool to have a byob mentor/friend/dad/mom/accomplice. Here is my resume:

pros
-likes contests and effort threads
-has a tiny computer
-actually paid for copy of photoshop cs5

cons
-lives in garbage state
-banned in september 2004
-video games

references
-halloween costume thread
-beer brewing ITT thread
-not much else

not much else put in a good word about this guy so I'd like to adopt him

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

it is done

problematic hug

i am a high maintenance newbie that requires lots of positive affirmation, sunlight, and indirect flirting. if my fragile ego isnt maintained or the flirting gets too real i'll wilt. please adopt and send me vitamin pellets

Macnult


sweet. hello They might be :wave:

They Might Be

Macnult posted:

sweet. hello They might be :wave:

heck yes. sweet boat.

The_Book_Of_Harry

drat...

my Big Bro (^tm) just got a newbie with a pimp-rear end sig

and here I am not even posing in the yob for like a couple weeks....

Macnult

:justpost:

The_Book_Of_Harry


this guy never steers me astray

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms

OhsH posted:

thats not a con

well, it could be greatly

Smash it Smash hit

prettay, prettay
i am a bad boy and smoke ciggarettes :twisted:

qqqq

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i am a bad boy and smoke ciggarettes :twisted:

we smoke 150s in the yob, the tallboys of the butt world

Smash it Smash hit

prettay, prettay

Luvcow posted:

we smoke 150s in the yob, the tallboys of the butt world

lol if you dont smoke nothing but GPC cigs and want to die every second of your life

qqqq

Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

problematic hug posted:

i am a high maintenance newbie that requires lots of positive affirmation, sunlight, and indirect flirting. if my fragile ego isnt maintained or the flirting gets too real i'll wilt. please adopt and send me vitamin pellets

:wink:

Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i am a bad boy and smoke ciggarettes :twisted:

like o.g. obama

Smash it Smash hit

prettay, prettay

Gatekeeper posted:

like o.g. obama

you know it bb

qqqq

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

gbs washups no longer welcome : if you're still here, you're byob's

(post in the lurker thread if you want to make pals)


hi how are you ♥

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FluffieDuckie

I agree this thread has run its course and newbies should post in the lurker thread

But we'll always welcome gbs wash ups :buddy:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

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