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Oh wait I remember one. This was when I worked retail. I used to have really terrible sleeping habits and I would go to work a few hours early whenever I had to open to catch a few zzz's in the parking lot so I wouldn't oversleep. This worked except for one time where I ended up oversleeping and hour while in the parking lot  Tbf the car I had at the time was older and had a comfortable bench seat in the front 
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Nooner posted:I love raccoons, hey are the cutest animal imo. They like to dunk their food in water before they eat it, and there is this video of someone feeding one cotton candy and like it dunks it in a little kiddie pool and it all disolves and the poor lil dude has this look of such deep sadness and confusion like "oh noooo what happened??" i find them adorable too but i encounter entire families of them all the time when walking around at night here and i always cross the street to avoid them because if they think you're threatening their babies, they'll tear you up. i wish i could find a way to communicate to the raccoons that i would like to be their friend
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Sep 24, 2016 07:14
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i used to kinda moonlight as a priest as a side gig and once i was like an hour late because the arco on the corner was out of aquafina for the holy water and i didn't realize until after i filled the magic jug that perrier is carbonated
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Sep 24, 2016 07:19
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I came in 15 minutes late to work for a month because I was about to quit. heh |
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Sep 24, 2016 07:20
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i got stuck by a train for 15 minutes. after that train passed, another going the opposite way immediately came by and took another 10 minutes.
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Sep 24, 2016 08:00
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one time i was halfway to work and realized i wasn't wearing underpants so i drove back home and put underpants on and then realized it would have been perfectly fine to freeball it. |
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Sep 24, 2016 08:04
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MiracleWhale posted:i used to kinda moonlight as a priest as a side gig and once i was like an hour late because the arco on the corner was out of aquafina for the holy water and i didn't realize until after i filled the magic jug that perrier is carbonated If anybody asked why the holy water was fizzy, you could have said "That's the holy spirit giving you it's blessing" 
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Sep 24, 2016 08:06
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Wamdoodle posted:If anybody asked why the holy water was fizzy, you could have said "That's the holy spirit giving you it's blessing" look really nervous and stammer out "i uh i... i need to leave" and run out |
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Sep 24, 2016 08:18
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i dont show up late to work since im a good employee who always shows up on time
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Sep 24, 2016 08:28
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if im gonna show up late due to extunating circumstance, i always inform my employers tho
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Sep 24, 2016 08:29
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Wamdoodle posted:If anybody asked why the holy water was fizzy, you could have said "That's the holy spirit giving you it's blessing" this is the kind of thing i'm going to warn my daughter about
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Sep 24, 2016 08:30
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I quit my job to become a Pokemon master. Turns out it doesn't pay good. Now I'm Mexican and mow lawns. Mexicans are never late |
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Sep 24, 2016 12:01
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Lord_Ferritos posted:I quit my job to become a Pokemon master. gotta mow em all <single tear runs down cheek>
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Sep 24, 2016 12:09
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I got hit by a car when I was riding my bike to work. It was a slow collision but my bike was still messed up. The lady went back home and got her tow bar so she could hook my bike up and gave me a lift to work. She gave me money for my bike repairs too. When I got to work and told my boss I'd been hit by a car, she sent me home, so it was all good. |
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Sep 24, 2016 13:30
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There were coyotes near my car and I thought it would be rude to go fight them. But I was quick to work and did not get in trouble.
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