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Doktor Per
Feb 26, 2007

Look guys, I'm a lady!
"I thought I had a first aid kit at home, but it wasn't in my bathroom so I probably spent an hour looking for it. I tried using water, but it didn't do enough I guess."

What Doesn't Kill You Gives You Pinkeye

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HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Blasphemaster posted:

"I finally got around to cleaning out my snacks cabinet, ended up taking a bunch of crumbs to the face."

What Doesn't Kill You Gives You Pinkeye

Apocron
Dec 5, 2005
Cthulhu told me that the first step in the ritual of summoning was to abase myself like the dust I am so I covered myself in the dust of the flesh of the people I know goes into Dingles.

Doktor Per
Feb 26, 2007

Look guys, I'm a lady!

Apocron posted:

Cthulhu told me that the first step in the ritual of summoning was to abase myself like the dust I am so I covered myself in the dust of the flesh of the people I know goes into Bringles.

Fixed. Dingles only uses the highest quality potatoes, and since 1974 there has not been found any traces of humans in Dingle products. The same can not be said of Bringles, just last in 2014 college student found a whole finger in their can.

Apocron
Dec 5, 2005

Doktor Per posted:

Fixed. Dingles only uses the highest quality potatoes, and since 1974 there has not been found any traces of humans in Dingle products. The same can not be said of Bringles, just last in 2014 college student found a whole finger in their can.

Louis stands corrected.

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