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FactsAreUseless posted:Sapiosexual but only if you're hot. I can't really consider myself "straight", no. Straight people are preoccupied with other people's bodies, whereas I am primarily interested in an attractive mind. Really, you need an entirely new word to describe my sexual orientation, because I'm simply not like everyone else. What, no, I wouldn't bone Stephen Hawking. I said I'm sapiosexual, not gay. Besides, he's in a wheelchair, gross. |
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I would have sex with Gillian Anderson. She looks very intelligent. |
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I'm so smart that I did it with a watermelon. why? because watermelons can't have babies. did I get a watermelon seed stuck up in my pecker? oh yeah, for sure. did I go to the hospital to have it removed? nah, I just pee around it.
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if you're so smart why not have sex with a girl get a non-retail job and smile from time to time. anyone have a rebuttal to this im in mensa but struggling
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ninety posted:if you're so smart why not have sex with a girl get a non-retail job and smile from time to time. anyone have a rebuttal to this im in mensa but struggling A noxious plague of anti-intellectualism infects not only the entire world's female population but also anyone who reads my resume I don't understand how else you could read my resume, which consists of my top-notch IQ test score in crisp 72-point Helvetica, and decide I'm not worth employing. Jealousy, maybe? Perhaps they fear for their own jobs with a keen intellect such as myself present. It's not easy being this naturally intimidating. |
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mysterious frankie posted:I'm so smart that I did it with a watermelon. why? because watermelons can't have babies. did I get a watermelon seed stuck up in my pecker? oh yeah, for sure. did I go to the hospital to have it removed? nah, I just pee around it. your tale of malappropriated melons calls to mind a similar passage in C. McCarthy's Suttree. its stark portrayal of the alcoholic underclass of mid century East Tennessee, seen through the lens of a malcontented former member of decent society, makes one pause to think, "there but for the grace of God, go I." |
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Sep 29, 2016 16:10
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The_Book_Of_Harry posted:your tale of malappropriated melons calls to mind a similar passage in C. McCarthy's Suttree. its stark portrayal of the alcoholic underclass of mid century East Tennessee, seen through the lens of a malcontented former member of decent society, makes one pause to think, "there but for the grace of God, go I." yeah, but I ate the watermelon afterwards, so it was green as well. ---------------- |
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I found a way - Ah Gloria! - to combine my two top interests. That's right, I'm applying to give a Ted Talk about What the Bleep do We Know |
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bumping so we don't lose this. if anyone sees it drop to the second page again, please pm me to goldmine
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me: is gravity a solid liquid or gas? professor: well it's a force for one, so... me: wromg, it's a plasma. *hands him a slip* ["0/10 APPLY YOURSLELF"]
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*jehova's witnesses shows up at my door* jw: "good day to you, have you heard the good news?" me: "how can you believe in the concept of god when the bible isnt even real???" 
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