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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat


and apparently breathes helium?

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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

This corp fucks.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
id like to gently caress google and come in it

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

ever take a date to a place you found reviews of because of google, found the location because of google maps, and used gmail to tell them when to meet?

google has enabled you to gently caress more effectively

thanks google

mekkanare
Sep 12, 2008
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Share Bear posted:

ever take a date to a place you found reviews of because of google, found the location because of google maps, and used gmail to tell them when to meet?

google has enabled you to gently caress more effectively

thanks google

thoogle

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Share Bear posted:

ever take a date to a place you found reviews of because of google, found the location because of google maps, and used gmail to tell them when to meet?

google has enabled you to gently caress more effectively

thanks google

Why would they want you to do that? What is their plan???? Do they secretly own all the condom companies??? :tinfoil:

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Xaris posted:

Why would they want you to do that? What is their plan???? Do they secretly own all the condom companies??? :tinfoil:

their secret plan is to show you advertisements. it is an ad company

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

Share Bear posted:

ever take a date to a place you found reviews of because of google, found the location because of google maps, and used gmail to tell them when to meet?

google has enabled you to gently caress more effectively

thanks google

google helps me scroogle

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

The Management posted:

their secret plan is to show you advertisements. it is an ad company

holy gently caress, this is serious. wake up people!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Google has read every single of my text messages and listened to every single one of my phone calls and read every single one of my emails for many years. Google knows me better than my own mother.

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
using google to search for information on the internet is basically the same thing as having sex

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Smythe posted:

Google has read every single of my text messages and listened to every single one of my phone calls and read every single one of my emails for many years. Google knows me better than my own mother.

well i should hope so

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


maniacdevnull posted:

This corp fucks.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Smythe posted:

Google has read every single of my text messages and listened to every single one of my phone calls and read every single one of my emails for many years. Google knows me better than my own mother.

same. I hope google likes anime

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Smythe posted:

Google has read every single of my text messages and listened to every single one of my phone calls and read every single one of my emails for many years. Google knows me better than my own mother.

google knows that there is someone out there whose habits, styles, opinions, and sexual proclivities are exactly compatible with your own, but they can't tell you who it is.

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

the only scroogle service I still use is gmail op

migrating mail providers is a colossal pain in the dick

MeruFM
Jul 27, 2010

SmokaDustbowl posted:

same. I hope google likes anime

google does in fact like anime

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

The Management posted:

google knows that there is someone out there whose habits, styles, opinions, and sexual proclivities are exactly compatible with your own, but they can't tell you who it is.

gently caress you larry page!!!!!!!!!!!!! or whoeveer!!!!!!! SUNDAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
GIVE. BAE. NAO!!!!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Imagining pretty drat tidy but not insanely OCD casually neurotic nonprofit relaxed brunch lifestyle bae with consumer electronics opinions who has a newspaper subscription and im getting really lonely for her. come to butthead....

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Smythe posted:

casually neurotic
pretty sure there are like three webcomics named this

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:


:chome:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Sham bam bamina! posted:

pretty sure there are like three webcomics named this

turns out ima fuicking idiot peice of poo poo. thanks OP

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
*posting some trite bull poo poo thjinkiung im clever* cool post *hits submit*

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
thats not actually true i was just making a joke about webcomics

sorry smythe i didn't mean to hurt youre feelings :(

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Sham bam bamina! posted:

thats not actually true i was just making a joke about webcomics

sorry smythe i didn't mean to hurt youre feelings :(

i have full spectrum autist and fail aids so its ok. i cant feel

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
oh ok, good to know

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Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Smythe posted:

gently caress you larry page!!!!!!!!!!!!! or whoeveer!!!!!!! SUNDAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Smythe posted:

GIVE. BAE. NAO!!!!

Smythe posted:

Imagining pretty drat tidy but not insanely OCD casually neurotic nonprofit relaxed brunch lifestyle bae with consumer electronics opinions who has a newspaper subscription and im getting really lonely for her. come to butthead....

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