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Hello all, a ghost is haunting my computer he keeps moving all of my desktop icons and making netscape my default browser, this morning when I woke up Microsoft Word 2013 was open with a cryptic message stating "please upgrade your RAM".
I've tried wiping the hard drive but when I boot BIOS "safe mode" is replaced with "spooky mode" anyone have similar problems or solutions?
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Sep 28, 2016 00:53
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Apr 23, 2024 22:30
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- Ace of Baes
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I tried defragmenting but the ghost must have gotten offended because he changed my wallpaper to a picture of a moldy loaf of bread and deleted all my Springsteen MP3s.
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Sep 28, 2016 00:54
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All of my bookmarks have been replaced with links to streams of Casper, Ghost, Poltergeist etc. I've also noticed a weird green fluid in my keyboard+mouse.
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Sep 28, 2016 00:58
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I was worried he was going to haunt my smartphone too, but it turns out ghosts hate data caps even more than the living.
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Sep 28, 2016 01:00
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- Comp-U-Shit
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I think you're in the wrong forum. Para/Con is down a step.
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Sep 28, 2016 01:01
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THat could just be a side effect of your haunted computer though. You might get actual hel;p deghostifying your computer from there so its employing self defense mechanisms.
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Sep 28, 2016 01:10
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- AEMINAL
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barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
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dont listen to any postsd its just your AV software doing its elaborate uphrfrade or die scheme
we hose off a billion systems yearly ova heeere
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Sep 28, 2016 01:12
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- FluffieDuckie
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moved to byob bump
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Oct 2, 2016 19:43
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- alnilam
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Ace of Baes: There's a ghost in the machine! Help!
Venkman: isn't that more of a computer science concept or possibly even an anime?
AoB: no like an actual ghost
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Oct 2, 2016 20:04
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- ass
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All of the default Windows sound files were swapped with World's Loudest Orgasm, and my programs were renamed to juvenile puns like Mozilla Firefuck and Abobe Photoshit.
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Oct 3, 2016 00:25
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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every time i sit down to turn on my computer there is a face looking back at me, the monitor isn't even on yet, it frightens me and i just back away hoping that next time the face isn't there... but it always is
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Oct 3, 2016 00:31
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- Fredflonston
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every time i sit down to turn on my computer there is a face looking back at me, the monitor isn't even on yet, it frightens me and i just back away hoping that next time the face isn't there... but it always is
Try turning off all the lights before you flip!
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Oct 3, 2016 03:42
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- FutonForensic
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my god... the hundreds of process I've killed have come back to take their revenge
 
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Oct 3, 2016 03:53
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my printer keeps printing out pages with the word "boo" on it. at first it was scary now it's annoying
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Oct 3, 2016 03:58
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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Loading Spooks...........Done!
Loading Screams............Done!
Loading Frights...........Done!
Welcome to BooOS!
everyone in the idf must die
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Oct 3, 2016 04:13
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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BooOS splash screen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWum0VRc6MI
everyone in the idf must die
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Oct 3, 2016 04:14
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- FluffieDuckie
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every time i sit down to turn on my computer there is a face looking back at me, the monitor isn't even on yet, it frightens me and i just back away hoping that next time the face isn't there... but it always is
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Oct 3, 2016 15:43
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- social vegan
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*John McAfee with a gopro strapped to his chest wandering through a dark house until the ICQ "uhoh" plays, camera is over run with artefacts and cut to commercial*
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Oct 3, 2016 16:04
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- social vegan
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every time ICQ loaded a ghost onto your computer it knew it was a bad idea
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Oct 3, 2016 16:04
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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gently caress the computer and cum in it.
e: turn it off then on again
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Oct 3, 2016 18:55
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- Kashuno
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Where the hell is my SWORD?
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How did you post here if the ghost took over your computer? Unless..oh my god no...it's you. You're the ghost Ace of Baes! 
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Oct 3, 2016 19:07
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- Darkman Fanpage
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downlaoding this is just begging to have your computer haunted. don't do it!
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Oct 3, 2016 19:22
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- shwa
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yeah I'm a game yeah I play girls
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I tried running an antivirus but the ghost just came out of the computer and beat the poo poo out of me
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Oct 3, 2016 20:38
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- shwa
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yeah I'm a game yeah I play girls
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performing an exorcism without booting into safe mode? that's a scrub move
Anyone have a bugfix to stop my head spinning around?
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Oct 3, 2016 21:43
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- Bhauk
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Anyone have a bugfix to stop my head spinning around?
Defrag your system and run a clean check on your bios hth
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Oct 3, 2016 21:45
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- Arkanomen
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All he wants is a hug
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Make sure you leave solitaire or another game open so your ghost doesn't get bored when you aren't home.
A computer ghost is a big responsibility and you gotta feed it memory sticks every day and take it for walks on the interweb.
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Oct 3, 2016 23:44
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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You forgot to post "Stay Safe Poverty Ghost!" in the appropriate thread. Nothing can save you now.
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Oct 4, 2016 06:24
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- jyrque
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You better start believing in ghost threads...
... Because you are in one 
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Oct 4, 2016 08:14
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- Bhauk
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gently caress the computer and cum in it.
e: turn it off then on again
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Oct 4, 2016 08:20
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- Arkanomen
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All he wants is a hug
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hey guys please scan this qr code, I know it's an odd request but you'd be helping me out of a jam ty
I scanned this code and now my phone is haunted! It keeps telling me my bill is due in 7 Days! This morning it's down to 6!!!
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Oct 4, 2016 16:05
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Apr 23, 2024 22:30
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- Nathilus
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I alone can see through the media bias.
I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
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Goatse in the machine. Nothing you can do about it unfortunately. You are the one that clicked that link and now its here with you forever.
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