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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Our line made up of guys who are mostly playing brand new positions isn't great?

Surely you jest.

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pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

I feel like you're spending a lot of money on printed shirts. Maybe you should buy a silk screen printer and save some money?

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

We're talking about the same Ealy that would've been Super Bowl 50 MVP if the Panthers had won, right?

He was bad before the Super Bowl and has been bad after it. The Super Bowl was clearly the game of his life. I don't blame the front office for thinking he had finally turned the corner after that performance, but at this juncture, it appears that was a bad bet.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

pasaluki posted:

It was interesting because the AFC East is very different than many other divisions.
I think the hatred of the rival teams is the strongest but yet the most subtle and it's very hard to pick up on the bitterness and duplicitousness unless you pay close attention.

That said it was also like being trapped in prison where your cellmate was an intolerably loud oversensitive narcissist and everyone tries to ignore him and hopes he goes away/dies.

Hmm, I had a different perspective.

It was like living with three sad sack roommates who got high and jerked off all day every day and blamed you for all their problems.

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms
That loving Derek Anderson end zone INT, oh my god. You don't need a top 10 QB to make all the throws; any rear end in a top hat can do that. You need a top 10 QB to not make certain throws. (Please imagine this scorching hot and zen take with possibly racist Asian music in the background tia)

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Its actually more like you're four students where the Valedictorian always cheated on his tests and acted outraged when caught and suspended 4 games because his whole family is obnoxious and one of them was a legitimate serial killer

That might have been difficult to read between the lines

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Miko strikes again.

https://twitter.com/JoeBucsFan/status/785818337750024194

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Hahahahaha gently caress Cam Newton and the Panthers. I enjoy the river of tears that man child expels after every loss.

1-4, all is good in the world

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


lol

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



wandler20 posted:

Miko strikes again.

Regardless of how crazy she is, that's a great moment.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

I love the guy with the hand over his face who probably came with her.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 minutes!
look at all those horrified white people

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

lol

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/785854290984312832

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
so... many... jokes

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
He should fare better than CM Punk did

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Someone should probably remind him MMA guys probably hit back a little harder than a 110 lb woman

Go on and get your rear end beat man. Couldn't happen to a better guy!

Naturally Selected
Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

pasaluki posted:

That said it was also like being trapped in prison where your cellmate was an intolerably loud oversensitive narcissist and everyone tries to ignore him and hopes he goes away/dies.

Glad even bills fans can appreciate how annoying having Rex Ryan around is.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Doctor Butts posted:

I stopped posting in this forum because they got rid of the divisional threads. Just too many posts in the 'catch-all' threads to keep up or even discuss with other fans of the team. Now I just come here irregularly to click on some posts.

Same here.

AFC West thread owned. All the Jamarcus jokes you can possibly want (someone find and repost Larch's Jamarcus and bird comparison quote tia) and Lokey snipes for days.

While I'm here, gently caress yeah Oakland isn't lovely this year. I haven't been so pumped about this team since 2002.

Also, gently caress Denver.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Someone should remind Greg he's not allowed to bring a bed covered in guns into the octagon

Clearly he should join the WWE instead

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003


The play in question:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
John Fox is a horse's rear end and I don't miss him one bit.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hey John, your best receiver was wide open for an easy touchdown and Hoyer didn't even look his way

"Go eat a hot dog"

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Brockenstein posted:

Hey John, your best receiver was wide open for an easy touchdown and Hoyer didn't even look his way

"Go eat a hot dog"

I think he only looked to the guy Davis was covering a few times all game, which worked out for him for most plays. So I can see why he didn't look that way, because he saw Davis there pre snap and decided to go to somewhere else.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I get John Fox's point though. We don't know what the play was and what progression Hoyer was suppose to go through. It's kinda simplistic to throw bones at someone and just say "duuur throw it to the open guy" when there are so many variables in each play.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I could imagine that to be the case except for the fact that you have a top 10 WR in the league in single coverage and don't spare him a glance

Butter Hole
Dec 8, 2011

Brockenstein posted:

I could imagine that to be the case except for the fact that you have a top 10 WR in the league in single coverage and don't spare him a glance

I mean he is a backup QB...it's not like Cutler was impressive in any way in the games he played this year. Hoyer probably hosed up but Fox doesn't have to admit that to the media.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Brockenstein posted:

I could imagine that to be the case except for the fact that you have a top 10 WR in the league in single coverage and don't spare him a glance

Still better than Osweiler.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Kirios posted:

Still better than Osweiler.

Nah Osweiler's been money on deep balls, he just sucks at intermediate stuff which is why teams have been free to keep their safeties deep without worrying too much

Alternately, he would have underthrown Alshon badly enough that Davis would have picked it off

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Naturally Selected posted:

Glad even bills fans can appreciate how annoying having Rex Ryan around is.

Alright Touché.

Can I blame the Jets?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Brockenstein posted:

Nah Osweiler's been money on deep balls, he just sucks at intermediate stuff which is why teams have been free to keep their safeties deep without worrying too much

Alternately, he would have underthrown Alshon badly enough that Davis would have picked it off

Anti Alex Smith?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The other thing with Osweiler is the Texans line has been pretty bad to start the year since Duane Brown was out, Jeff Allen stinks, Newton's been playing hurt, Mancz is god awful... You can see Os becoming increasingly shook by it even when he's not actually under pressure, and it's not something that happens just through the course of the game either. Week to week he starts each game increasingly jumpy in the pocket

It's been like watching David Carr's career on fast forward

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Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

Butter Hole posted:

I mean he is a backup QB...it's not like Cutler was impressive in any way in the games he played this year.

There's a significant difference in the quality of defense between the Texans with Watt and the Eagles vs. the Lions w/o Ansah/Levy and the Colts.

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