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my wheelhouse

by FactsAreUseless
My cats ears are cold
He has been out late tonight
He deserves his sneezes

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cool pic of a man
cool pic of a hairy man
thank you shutterstock

my wheelhouse

by FactsAreUseless
opportunity;
a word that suits a line of
haiku perfectly

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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Hai to you,
This is your haiku,
Old shrew!

<3 <3 Vanisher

Piso Mojado

my wheelhouse posted:

opportunity;
a word that suits a line of
haiku perfectly

CatMotherMilfLover

by Fluffdaddy

my wheelhouse posted:

opportunity;
a word that suits a line of
haiku perfectly

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Actuarial Fables

Reading the haikus
Trying to pick out a few
For a neat lil' gift.

Each one is special
With charm, wit, and cleverness
Deciding is tough.

Actuarial Fables

A haiku that rhymes
Is worth more than a new dime
Or even a lime

Takane posted:

The cats fluffy tail
Swings all about like a flail
He pounces and fails


We all know that the
Internet makes you stupid
But we still like it

vanisher posted:

Bored at home alone?
View something awful dot com
Fun not guaranteed


There's not much to say
You hit the nail on the head,
RazzleDazzleHour

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

Comfortable times
A thousand friendly faces
Whispering :justpost:


You must have cheated
There is no way one haiku
Can have this much heart

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

Your last photo, neck
Stretched, limbs that kneaded me, is
On your small tombstone.


I will PM ya'll
With codes for appearances
Use at your leasure

Lawrence, email me
Oops where did email go to?
One little thing though

Send along a phrase
Then post it inside this thread
So I know it's you!

Actuarial Fables fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Oct 13, 2016

Actuarial Fables

Certificates left
Creativity remains
Feel free to :justpost:

vanisher

A winner indeed?
I was unsure about it
Thanks for the love pal



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femcastra

If you want him,
come and knit him!
Saw very dead bat
Walking past, almost missed it
Black crepe paper wings.


Salon yesterday
Asked for the 'eraserhead'
Now I am cool right?

flavor.flv

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Passions fanned to flame
Burns bridges, careers and steaks
Trump 2016

Lawrence Gilchrist

Thanks for the gift! My
Phrase is "Potumblo", the best
Flash Tub, lost to time.

wigglin

i m d b b
i 8 l d j-l-e
a q t 4 u

Hemingway To Go!

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
I don't have a cat
I don't want any either
I am allergic

Robot Made of Meat

Pete Zah posted:

i m d b b
i 8 l d j-l-e
a q t 4 u

Are you William Steig?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

wigglin

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Are you William Steig?

Nope, but CDB! has been rattling around in my head since grade school.

Commie NedFlanders

Battlefield 1 owns
Men in trenches got no sleep
And neither shall I

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Commie NedFlanders

Overnight Uber
Expensive Babysitter
College Town ; Sober

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Commie NedFlanders

Wife claims I'm racist
All because I make some jokes
About Wet Dog Smell

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