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In another dream I was taking a long romantic walk on the beach with Gretchen at sunset. All the sand was screaming, screaming for the ancient days before the world rotted and fell in on itself. Screaming but with eyes closed they can't see you if you close your eyes.
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Oct 17, 2016 15:16
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I want to suck op's dik.
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SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT posted:In another dream I was taking a long romantic walk on the beach with Gretchen at sunset. All the sand was screaming, screaming for the ancient days before the world rotted and fell in on itself. Screaming but with eyes closed they can't see you if you close your eyes. i want tosuck you dick
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Sentient Housemeat, if your dreams are troubling you why not eschew sleep? I think the caffine provided by a case of Mountain Dew: Code Red is more than enough to achieve this feat for days at a time.
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Oct 17, 2016 16:50
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OP txt me
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Oct 17, 2016 17:01
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Someone came by the house at some point. It was not the Papa John's pizza delivery representative as I have carefully trained him to leave my pizzas by the front door via Pavlovian condition techniques and targeted tipping which I normally do not do as I disagree with the principle of rewarding mediocrity. They left a note. It simply reads "...tO LoOk oUt fOr aRe: A StRoNg sMeLl oF BuRnInG; tHe mOtOr mAy sOuNd lAbOuReD; tHe mOtOr mAy mAkE A LoW, pOpPiNg, BuBbLiNg nOiSe; SmOkE FrOm mOtOr cAsE ArEa; HiGh pItChEd nOiSe mAy iNdIcAtE..."
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Oct 17, 2016 17:06
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These signs are very distressing; they increasingly point to the possibility that you are having an extended end-of-life hallucination a la An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge. Think back carefully: have you had any instances recently where you narrowly escaped from death? You might not have escaped after all 
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Oct 17, 2016 17:09
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OP, whoever that is supposed to be for may need to replace their car. Also you may want a bat or other blunt weapon nearby at most times.
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Oct 17, 2016 17:11
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go left
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Fellis posted:Sentient Housemeat, if your dreams are troubling you why not eschew sleep? I think the caffine provided by a case of Mountain Dew: Code Red is more than enough to achieve this feat for days at a time. I have performed a number of sleep deprivation experiments as I dislike the idea of turning my own consciousness off and also I do my best work at night plus I got sick of being woken up by the persistent night terrors. My record is six straight days, which was in aid of an epic World of Warcraft session. It was necessary to stay up for so long as I was forced to solo every instance because my guild abandoned me because they are fools who know NOTHING and there's nothing wrong with explaining that over Ventrilo for two hours. I decided that I might be better off resuming my sleeping regimen after developing priapism on the sixth day. An important "life hack" to remember is that if one is dealing with a bladder full of Mountain Dew: Code Red and a throbbing erection, remember that one should close one's mouth when attempting to urinate. In my last dream George Lucas flayed all the skin off me from my waist down and then wore it as a trendy pair of pants.
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Oct 17, 2016 17:43
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SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT posted:In my last dream George Lucas flayed all the skin off me from my waist down and then wore it as a trendy pair of pants. finally popular
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Oct 17, 2016 18:03
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OP have you been seeing hallucinations where your dead father keeps urging you to take down the multinational corporation responsible for his death?
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Oct 17, 2016 18:35
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OP, reveal your homo shame-dreams about me.
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Oct 17, 2016 19:05
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I have been changing. My limbs and body grow long, impossibly long. Somehow, within the tiny dimensions of my squalid house, I am becoming vast, an image of the majesty that humanity once was, so many lost eons ago. Great titans, before the world broke and was harrowed and we were diminished. The diarrhea has almost stopped. My transformation is almost complete.
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Oct 17, 2016 19:38
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SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT posted:I have been changing. My limbs and body grow long, impossibly long. Somehow, within the tiny dimensions of my squalid house, I am becoming vast, an image of the majesty that humanity once was, so many lost eons ago. Great titans, before the world broke and was harrowed and we were diminished. IA! IA! SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT F'tAGHN!!
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Oct 17, 2016 19:48
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keep honking im sobbing posted:i want tosuck you dick nice try jormus
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Oct 17, 2016 21:28
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thread is a warm wet tongue on my literary bitchbean 
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Oct 17, 2016 21:48
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It is done. I am finished. I am become the image of what I always knew I could be. And now I am coming for you, "Eric". I am coming for you and there is nowhere to turn. But I am a reasonable man who can maintain generosity in the face of his many trials for example much like Ser Davos Seaworth from A Song of Ice and Fire which any true fan will know that is what it is actually called. I will not come in anger. I will come to you bearing a choice to lay at your feet. Join me and become my brother much like we were together in the ancient world. Become like me and together we will remake this world in our own image. Otherwise I shall open my own mouth and pull you into me much like you did to me in my dream except this time it will be your dream except I will be there too because in reality we will both be awake. And you shall wait, deep within my inner recesses amongst my bodily fluids which are now under my complete control and shall remain inside me from now on. And you shall sit, and you shall learn all that I can teach. How to correctly pronounce Elvish instead of the mess Hugo Weaving made of it. The precise moment, to the very second, that Team Fortress 2 became a bad game. Why my fan-fiction was always better than yours. Maybe one day you will be ready to accept my offer of Godhood. And then together, brother, we shall turn our giant eyes to the horizon, and begin our great work. SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Oct 17, 2016 |
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Oct 17, 2016 21:52
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... fin
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Oct 17, 2016 21:53
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BRAVO
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Oct 17, 2016 21:58
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close, goldmine, etc
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Oct 17, 2016 22:21
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got a bit penny arcade near the end there OP but i still enjoyed everything, thanks
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Oct 17, 2016 22:37
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Thank you and bless
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Oct 17, 2016 22:47
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This must be how people feel when they watch Neon Genesis Evangelion for the first time.
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u wan gently caress posted:close, goldmine, etc
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