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Ostentatious

Dear You,

I just want to say that I am your biggest fan. I really like your posts. Your jokes always have a knack for making me laugh even if I'm having a crummy day and your serious posts are always insightful and interesting. I always learn something new whenever you post, whether it be how to make a joke or about a given subject. I also really like your avatar, it's neat to look at and the text is funny. Oh, you lost your avatar? That's fine, I think it speaks to how well you post if someone would be willing to dedicate paying money towards your account in particular. Whenever you make a thread I always make sure to bookmark it so I can check in on the intriguing topic or the jokes people are able to make using your opening post as a foil. You know that's a skill in of itself, not everyone has to be good at making the zinger. What good is a zinger without a proper set-up? I'd say you're just as important to the entirety of the joke as the person making the joke themselves.

Without you this forum would fall apart because I would lose the incentive to check it on a regular basis in order to find a fun topic to discuss. If people actively used the friends feature present on the accounts I would try to do that so I can check in on the cool posts you make. If you got banned I'd be extremely sad because I wouldn't be able to see some of my favorite posts anymore.

I just wanted to say that you are my favorite poster, thanks for being here, buddy.

- Your Biggest Fan

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# ? Oct 29, 2016 09:20

MrWillsauce

thanks

# ? Oct 29, 2016 14:51

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thats some nice things to say about mr willsauce!

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# ? Oct 29, 2016 16:14

vanisher

Dear Poster,

I love your friendly picture, there upon my wall. The friendly kittens you contain, your description of their frustrations, and how I need to 'keep yarning to improve' always brings a smile to my face and lifts me from difficult circumstances. I certainly could use the reminder today, as we begin this most scariest of weekends, and pressure is high to deliver excellent magical content for the yob. Your two friendly kittens certainly had issues claiming ownership to that yarn from the look of it, and I certainly will also have issues making oversized animated gifs depicting issues of my own.

I sure am sorry that I kept you on the wall that got all that sun in the afternoon and it dulled your bright colors. I used my sharpie to try and help but it kinda just looks off now, but looks aren't the only thing that matters and I remember your brilliance and glory as i slipped off that plastic tube casing the first time I unrolled you, and it's how I'll always think of you.

I sure hope those thumbtacks didn't hurt when I put them in you to hold you to my wall. I realize it does damage to the drywall underneath and looks tacky but this is my personal space so geez mom its not like your friends have to come in here and judge me during your book club. I even used clear thumbtacks to limit their visibility.

I know you tore a little bit during our last move, I know I'm constantly apologizing for it but I'll say it again, I'm sorry poster. I had you taped to the wall then (such a rookie mistake) and I used packing tape which tends to grip a little stronger than just old plain scotch tape. It was all I had handy at the time. I certainly won't be interrupting the book club again asking for tape, not after the lecture I received.

In conclusion, I hope you know you are loved poster. When that tear eventually claims a majority of your surface area after several future moves and I need to replace you I hope you find happiness in poster heaven with that awesome land before time movie poster I had.

Your friend,

Vanisher

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Oct 29, 2016 16:24

Senior Management

Look y'all I am touched and really appreciate it but you have much better choices to fawn over.

:jerry:

# ? Oct 29, 2016 17:25

Macnult

vanisher posted:

Dear Poster,

I love your friendly picture, there upon my wall. The friendly kittens you contain, your description of their frustrations, and how I need to 'keep yarning to improve' always brings a smile to my face and lifts me from difficult circumstances. I certainly could use the reminder today, as we begin this most scariest of weekends, and pressure is high to deliver excellent magical content for the yob. Your two friendly kittens certainly had issues claiming ownership to that yarn from the look of it, and I certainly will also have issues making oversized animated gifs depicting issues of my own.

I sure am sorry that I kept you on the wall that got all that sun in the afternoon and it dulled your bright colors. I used my sharpie to try and help but it kinda just looks off now, but looks aren't the only thing that matters and I remember your brilliance and glory as i slipped off that plastic tube casing the first time I unrolled you, and it's how I'll always think of you.

I sure hope those thumbtacks didn't hurt when I put them in you to hold you to my wall. I realize it does damage to the drywall underneath and looks tacky but this is my personal space so geez mom its not like your friends have to come in here and judge me during your book club. I even used clear thumbtacks to limit their visibility.

I know you tore a little bit during our last move, I know I'm constantly apologizing for it but I'll say it again, I'm sorry poster. I had you taped to the wall then (such a rookie mistake) and I used packing tape which tends to grip a little stronger than just old plain scotch tape. It was all I had handy at the time. I certainly won't be interrupting the book club again asking for tape, not after the lecture I received.

In conclusion, I hope you know you are loved poster. When that tear eventually claims a majority of your surface area after several future moves and I need to replace you I hope you find happiness in poster heaven with that awesome land before time movie poster I had.

Your friend,

Vanisher

# ? Oct 29, 2016 17:48

Manifisto

Shall I compare thee to a weed rear end hat?
Thou art more lovely and more fashionable.
Thy posts as dank as darling nugs of May.
Thou understands't that jokes not made
Are like a jazz musician's notes unplayed.
A good thread's lease hath all to short a date
In BYOB, but thy subtle use of emoticons shall not fade
Nor shall thy emptyquotes become tired and played
When thy words to the goldmine grow'st
So long as yobbers can chill, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to rznv.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 29, 2016 17:50

vanisher

Manifisto posted:

Shall I compare thee to a weed rear end hat?
Thou art more lovely and more fashionable.
Thy posts as dank as darling nugs of May.
Thou understands't that jokes not made
Are like a jazz musician's notes unplayed.
A good thread's lease hath all to short a date
In BYOB, but thy subtle use of emoticons shall not fade
Nor shall thy emptyquotes become tired and played
When thy words to the goldmine grow'st
So long as yobbers can chill, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to rznv.

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Oct 29, 2016 17:58

Android Blues

Manifisto posted:

Shall I compare thee to a weed rear end hat?
Thou art more lovely and more fashionable.
Thy posts as dank as darling nugs of May.
Thou understands't that jokes not made
Are like a jazz musician's notes unplayed.
A good thread's lease hath all to short a date
In BYOB, but thy subtle use of emoticons shall not fade
Nor shall thy emptyquotes become tired and played
When thy words to the goldmine grow'st
So long as yobbers can chill, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to rznv.

the final couplet....

# ? Oct 29, 2016 18:11