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And that's why airlines don't serve real food anymore.
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You can know where an electron is or what the deal is but not both at once. Jerry Heisenfeld discovered that.
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Nov 15, 2016 19:55
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In order to determine whether something is, in fact, totally crazy, we need to repeat the experiment many times. That's why I keep texting my ex-girlfriend.
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Nov 15, 2016 20:02
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Observation changes the thing observed? No wonder my vagina's been unchanged for decades, right ladies?
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Nov 15, 2016 20:03
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"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"
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you are underplaying the significance of this effect on culture, FAU
the hit television program f*r*i*e*n*d*s was a sobering docu-drama with subtle themes of the effects of war and politics on day to day life until they let the studio audience watch during filming
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Nov 15, 2016 21:11
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if your atom decays and kills more than three dogs, you simultaneously are and are not a redneck
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Nov 15, 2016 21:18
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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In order to determine whether something is, in fact, totally crazy, we need to repeat the experiment many times. That's why I keep texting my ex-girlfriend.
So drunk texting is a quantum imperative. Please tell me more.
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Nov 16, 2016 09:58
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One day nearer spring
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In order to determine whether something is, in fact, totally crazy, we need to repeat the experiment many times. That's why I keep texting my ex-girlfriend.
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Nov 16, 2016 13:51
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You ever notice how fermions walk like this
*teleports across the stage in discrete intervals*
and bosons, they walk like this
*walks sideways leaving a trail of duplicates of himself, his voice doubling on itself in an increasing cascade of sound*
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Nov 16, 2016 14:14
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One day nearer spring
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You ever notice how fermions walk like this
*teleports across the stage in discrete intervals*
and bosons, they walk like this
*walks sideways leaving a trail of duplicates of himself, his voice doubling on itself in an increasing cascade of sound*
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Nov 16, 2016 14:19
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Haha, but seriously, folks, assuming a spherical boyfriend, am I right?
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Nov 16, 2016 16:11
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you know what they say, men are from 2p, women are from 3s, and if you get close to them you've got to be pretty drat excited am i right fellas?
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Nov 16, 2016 16:36
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You can know where an electron is or what the deal is but not both at once. Jerry Heisenfeld discovered that.
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Nov 16, 2016 22:06
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if your atom decays and kills more than three dogs, you simultaneously are and are not a redneck
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Nov 16, 2016 22:06
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Did you ever notice how we park on a parkway and drive on a driveway? If you'd have noticed at a different time, this joke would have been funny.
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Nov 16, 2016 22:09
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Men am I right and/or wrong, ladies?
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Nov 16, 2016 22:10
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Open mic night at the Apollo 13.
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Nov 16, 2016 22:12
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quantum? dang near killed 'em until they were observed!
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Nov 16, 2016 22:53
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What time is it?
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Open mic night at the Apollo 13.
"Houston, we have a PARTY!!!!!!"
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Nov 16, 2016 22:58
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I alone can see through the media bias.
I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
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I hate quantum comedy. When I observe it, it changes. Wtf. How does inanimate comedy "know" its being observed????
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Nov 17, 2016 21:09
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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my preferred method of vector addition is tip to tail if you know what i mean
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Nov 19, 2016 02:10
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Nov 20, 2016 01:57
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*showing friend around his garage*: there's my pick up truck, there are my truck nuts, and there's my sign
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Nov 21, 2016 17:58
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Marc Maron going on a 19 minute self deprecating rant about Schroedingers Cat.
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Nov 22, 2016 07:15
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i wasn't glad that you didn't say banana
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Nov 22, 2016 12:37
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*doesn't understand thread, types 58008 on calculator and excitedly waits*
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