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Bromancing the Stone: A dude gets a letter from his bro that says "Hey you need to come down to Colombia, Danny DeVito is here, its awesome!"
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Bromancing the Stoner: a bro is impressed by a local cannabis enthusiast's knowledge of different strains and growing methods and wants to befriend him.
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Nov 19, 2016 07:53
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An elderly former fratboy patiently tries to get his senile former wingman to remember the wild keggars of their college days in: The Brotebook. |
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Nov 19, 2016 21:31
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I was trying to think of one for Casablanca but I realized it was already the ideal Bromantic Bromedy.
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Nov 20, 2016 12:06
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Bro Hur: Two longtime bros find themselves at odds when one returns from abroad to discover their friendship is filled with homosexual undertones, causing them to spend the rest of the movie trying to assert their masculinity. This results in the death of one bro.
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Nov 20, 2016 15:27
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this is hecka tough but ima tackle the ultimate bromantic bromedy: bros, actually 1. a legendary rock singer is the best of bros with his manager, and they watch porn together and it's not gay, they're just bros 2. pete gets married to his wife in a lovely ceremony orchestrated by his bro mark, but he's a little concerned that mark hates his wife. pete's doorbell rings: it's mark, blastin the jack johnson xmas album on a boombox. the two rock out and pete realizes his wife sucks. bro-hugs ensue. 3. jamie attends pete's wedding. it sucks. he goes home and finds his girlfriend impaled upon the peener of his bro (like his actual, literal bro). jamie is mad, but he realizes something: they're now bros, brothers, and eskimo brothers! bros3! jamie high fives his brother. they mess it up a lil bit, so they have a do-over. this one is perfect. 4. alan rickman has a new intern, a cool bro who rules at ultimate frisbee. for christmas, alan rickman decides to buy him a Captain America Edition Discraft 175 gram Ultra-Star™ Ultimate disc, but he is spotted buying it by his wife karen. she excitedly thinks it is for her for some reason, but instead alan rickman gives her a walmart gift card for christmas. she sadly realizes alan rickman has found a bro. this is too much for karen. 5. karen's brother just happens to be president of england. he just happens to be banging his secretary. his bro the president of america Billy Bob Thornton comes to visit. in an unsurprising move, Billy Bob bangs the secretary. the england president is sad, but Billy Bob Thornton explains: "she wasn't your girlfriend, bro. it was just your turn. and your turn's over. it's my turn now. but don't sweat it, bro. it'll be your turn again soon :^)" he extends his fist for a pound. the president of england nods in understanding. the pound is returned as fists bump in bro-itude 6. daniel is bummed that his wife is dead. then he meets claudia schiffer. this proves that God is cool, and a bro. 7. sarah wants to get her dick wet, metaphorically speaking, but her mentally ill brother inadvertantly cockblocks her every time. the moral of the story is that not all brothers are bros, and that blood may be thicker than water but jäger is thicker than blood 8. colin is having a hard time with the ladies. his bro tony tells him he should go to america, because american girls will love colin's british accent. this bro-ly advice is true: colin goes to america and bangs some cool girls from awesome movies like american pie 9. john has the ultimate job: he is a body double for sex scenes in movies. what more could a bro want? but he ruins it by getting a girlfriend. idiot. Gatekeeper fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Nov 20, 2016 |
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Nov 20, 2016 21:02
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I was thinking about this one but I didn't want to take on this monster, thank you for your service.
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