anime republican dating sim

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Mycroft Holmes: Mar 26, 2010; by Azathoth

Do you like anime? Have you ever been sexually aroused by the 2016 Republican presidential candidates? Do you like turtles? Well do I have a kickstarter for you! Grand Old Academy is a dating sim about the republican presidential candidates you all know and love from the unforgettable republican primary! But don't take my word for it! Here's the publishers own words:

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Can love bloom on the debate stage?

You are Mori America, a Japanese transfer student entering Grand Old Academy, a prestigious private high school in the United States. You arrive just in time to watch the first round of the debate club championship, the most anticipated and important event of the school year. As you start to befriend seven of the debaters, you realize that there may be more to them than what they show on the stage� and that they�re all eligible bachelors.

As the field of competitors narrows, the tension rises and conflicts begin to boil over. Loyalties will be tested, friendships shattered, and alliances dissolved. But throughout the chaos, one thing remains steadfast as a constant beacon of hope: teen romance.

Grand Old Academy is a Japanese-style visual novel/dating sim inspired by contemporary American politics. Its tone is satirical, but lighthearted: it is a story about romance, friendship, and competition, not actual political issues. The only major difference from other visual novels is that all of the actors in this story happen to be politicians. Think �Hatoful Boyfriend,� but instead of pigeons, it�s Republicans.

The final game will be completely free! But first, we need to raise money to pay for the assets. That's where this Kickstarter comes in.

Get the demo now!

I cannot believe something like this exists.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 02:33

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# ? May 4, 2024 22:54

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

[while posting links and encouraging people to look at, download, and play an anime dating game while suggesting that this is sexually arousing] "Wow, this is so weird and funny! Isn't it weird that other people think this is sexually arousing? This certainly isn't something I would search out and play. Try it and tell me what you think!"

# ? Nov 20, 2016 02:43

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

satanic splash-back posted:

[while posting links and encouraging people to look at, download, and play an anime dating game while suggesting that this is sexually arousing] "Wow, this is so weird and funny! Isn't it weird that other people think this is sexually arousing? This certainly isn't something I would search out and play. Try it and tell me what you think!"

for you my friend anything

# ? Nov 20, 2016 02:43

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

# ? Nov 20, 2016 02:49

Sex Cop: Mar 22, 2015; You have the right to remain horny.

In order to be truly authentic this must include an "airport bathroom" level

# ? Nov 20, 2016 02:51

Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

Is there going to be a patch to add in full penetration

# ? Nov 20, 2016 02:58

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

He's not even in office yet and just look how great america is being made.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 03:03

Wipfmetz: Oct 12, 2007; Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.

Are you dating your teachers?
This game looks like you're dating your teachers.
And they're not the hot ones

# ? Nov 20, 2016 11:43

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

I wish there was a way to give negative dollars to a kickstarter

# ? Nov 20, 2016 15:25

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Will there be any explicit scenes?
No. There won't be any explicit content, sexual or otherwise. Think of it as somewhere between PG and PG-13.

Not worth it IMO.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 15:36