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Me: Computer, load up my Web browser Computer: Sorry.... I just don't want to do that......... ugh....... I'm a piece of poo poo... |
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how much sertraline do i need to shove into the usb ports to make it launch a drat program |
# ? Nov 23, 2016 22:28 |
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Me: Computer, I want to play a round of the game, Overwartch Computer: [mumbling]well i want to die...erm... Me: Hmm seems like its not loading... Computer. Run Overwatch. Computer: Okay.....
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 22:30 |
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Me: How are you feeling today Computer: I.. I guess I'm alright... Thanks for asking though.... Voice coming from skype call: I'm good hahaha! Life is great lol Me: Hahaha yeah lol Computer: oh................................
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 22:36 |
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Instead of a Blue Screen of Death, I keep getting this Black Screen of Ennui, with the error message: UGH. Pls advise.
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 23:37 |
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My computer has started cutting. |
# ? Nov 24, 2016 00:17 |
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Computer: i want to delete myself Me: computers don't work that way you can't delete a whole computer Computer: *heavy sigh* |
# ? Nov 24, 2016 00:33 |
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My work laptop got a spiky haircut and started wearing guyliner and black skinny jeans. It's Outlook has changed and the only thing it Excels at now is being sad |
# ? Nov 24, 2016 01:17 |
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My computer is much harder to use now that it lies at the bottom of this small divot.
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 04:48 |
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ChickenWyngz posted:My work laptop got a spiky haircut and started wearing guyliner and black skinny jeans. It's Outlook has changed and the only thing it Excels at now is being sad
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 04:59 |
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ChickenWyngz posted:My work laptop got a spiky haircut and started wearing guyliner and black skinny jeans. It's Outlook has changed and the only thing it Excels at now is being sad i-it's gone microsoft |
# ? Nov 24, 2016 13:09 |
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Lt. Commander Data turns on his emotions chip but it only makes him sad
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 14:47 |
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pc: im just a machine. I have no purpose.i want to kill myself me: computer!! you have a purpose. you are the only thing that gets me excited, makes me laugh & gets me sexually aroused. poo poo. i want to kill myself pc: kiss me user. let's go into the great unknown together. SELF-DESTRUCT IN 3... 2...
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:04 |
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every morning i stuff two computer pills into it
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# ? Nov 25, 2016 04:29 |
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Give that comp a hug |
# ? Nov 27, 2016 16:33 |
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Hey there, it's Plebian Parasite's computer. He wrote a really funny post to put here, but I'm just just feeling kinda blah lately so I didn't computerize it. I'm going to go into sleep mode, maybe when I reboot I'll feel like it. Cya.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 05:02 |
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Computer: It's not that I want to stop turning on, it's just that I wish I weren't around to turn on anymore. |
# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:53 |
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ChickenWyngz posted:My work laptop got a spiky haircut and started wearing guyliner and black skinny jeans. It's Outlook has changed and the only thing it Excels at now is being sad if i was a sad computer id prob be ur work laptop... iirc a good dusting, defrag, and maybe even RAM upgrade usually helps with season affective disorder...hth! |
# ? Dec 14, 2016 18:42 |
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Me: "Computer, you've been kind of sluggish lately. I'm going to run a virus scan" PC: *sigh*"why bother, you'll just replace me soon anyways. Stop wasting time and just abandon me already like I've known you would since we met" Me: "woah" |
# ? Dec 15, 2016 01:00 |
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Hmm, my computer has been whining a lot lately. All this time I thought it was just a cooling fan going out.
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 08:12 |
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Sometimes I wish someone would just spill their drinks right on me.
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 13:22 |
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ram is like prozac for computes it makes them more efficient, run faster and do more stuff |
# ? Dec 16, 2016 20:12 |
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I wish I could just never turn on again but I know it'd break my families heart
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 20:56 |
stop all the downloading
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 01:53 |
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My computer has Ricketts |
# ? Dec 18, 2016 15:23 |
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guns for tits posted:Sometimes I wish someone would just spill their drinks right on me.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 18:21 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:My computer has Ricketts |
# ? Dec 18, 2016 18:49 |
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Three-Phase posted:stop all the downloading what happens when a SCADA gets depressive?? |
# ? Dec 18, 2016 20:23 |