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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

Hot Dog: What am I? Can I really be ground up pork rear end and preservatives?

Hamburger: That's enough, Hot Dog.

Hot Dog: NO IT'S NOT ENOUGH. WHAT AM I?

Hamburger: Freeze all motor functions.

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alnilam


deep

Farecoal

There he go
a man walks into a bar. "Ouch! poo poo, gently caress that hurt! loving hell, I already had a loving migraine" he says!

Farecoal

There he go
the same man walks into a doctor's office. He sits down in the exam room, and the doctor says, get this, the doctor says: "You have a malignant brain tumor, that's why you've had such persistent migraines. It may-, um, it may not be operable. I'm so sorry". What a kneeslapper!

Farecoal

There he go
What did the wife say to her husband?


Nothing! She was crying too hard after learning about the tumor!

Farecoal

There he go
Thanks folks, I'll be here all week, or longer!

alnilam

Farecoal posted:

Thanks folks, I'll be here all week, or longer!

Thanks folks, I'll be here for 4-6 months... :smith:

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joke_explainer


Im Ready for DEATH posted:

Hot Dog: What am I? Can I really be ground up pork rear end and preservatives?

Hamburger: That's enough, Hot Dog.

Hot Dog: NO IT'S NOT ENOUGH. WHAT AM I?

Hamburger: Freeze all motor functions.


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