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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Gorn Myson posted:

I want Owens to immediately latch onto someone else and declare them his new best friend, even though this new person couldn't care less.

Roman Reigns

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Chris James 2 posted:

Roman Reigns

my body is ready

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

triplexpac posted:

My brother got me a Smackdown vs Raw 2008 edition Rey Mysterio figure. The whole thing is awful

Does it come with detachable kneecaps ?

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Friendship ended with OWENS
now
BRAUUUUUN
is my
best friend

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Hammerstein posted:

Does it come with detachable kneecaps ?

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my kneecaps were missing again.
This happens all the time.
They're detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave them home, when I think they're gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent them out, when I don't need them.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,

And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with them.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find them.
So I called up the place where the party was,

They hadn't seen them either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.

So I told they if it pop up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
But they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.

I really don't like being without my kneecaps for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
And I really hate having to sort of fall off the ropes for the west coast pop.
After a few hours of searching the house,

And calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,

Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my kneecaps lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling them.

I had to buy them off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took them home, washed them off,
And put them back on. I was happy again. Complete.

People sometimes tell me I should them permanently attached,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the rear end,
I like having detachable kneecaps.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Is there a wrestler who's both...
1) Taller (6'5")
2) More skilled/athletic
...than Cesaro?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

donovan dijak is taller and he does dives and flips but he's definitely not as strong or skilled

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014

Kennel posted:

Is there a wrestler who's...
More skilled/athletic
...than Cesaro?

No.

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Minidust posted:

Mechanically I loved the finish of the Tag Title match. However the psychology kinda makes no sense when the team's whole gimmick is that they don't get along. Unless they plan to have Cesaro & Sheamus reflect on the brilliance of their improvised fake tag, and finally get on the same page or something, it seems wrong. Oh well it's WWE and solid storytelling ain't their strong point.

There was a bar fight two or three weeks ago were Sheamus and Cesaro became buddies.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Is there a wrestler who's...
More handsome
...than Roman?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Alexa Bliss.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Kennel posted:

Is there a wrestler who's both...
1) Taller (6'5")
2) More skilled/athletic
...than Cesaro?

Keith Lee?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Is there a wrestler who's...
More handsome
...than Roman?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Is there a wrestler who's...
More handsome
...than Roman?

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Kennel posted:

Is there a wrestler who's both...
1) Taller (6'5")
2) More skilled/athletic
...than Cesaro?

Luke Harper was a machine on the indies when he was Brodie Lee, but he's still not as dynamic as Cesaro

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Baron Corbin really needs to just accept his fate and go full shaved head, that hairline makes him look 10 years older than he really is.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Bald Corbin would be Jet from Cowboy Bebop without the metal arm, a definite improvement.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Gorn Myson posted:

I want Owens to immediately latch onto someone else and declare them his new best friend, even though this new person couldn't care less.

I want to see Owens try to hang out with a very confused and angry Sami Zayn in order to get back at Jericho.

Benne posted:

Baron Corbin really needs to just accept his fate and go full shaved head, that hairline makes him look 10 years older than he really is.

I'm convinced that the WWE won't let him shave it because they think it's apart of his "look". There's no way that man willingly goes out looking like that.

Rhonne fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Dec 20, 2016

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I always think Roman, Corbin and Kendrick were made from the same create a character generator

freud mayweather
Jan 29, 2009

Benne posted:

Baron Corbin really needs to just accept his fate and go full shaved head, that hairline makes him look 10 years older than he really is.

He's a heel. He should keep his lovely hairline, and even play up how thick and lustrous he believes it to be.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Benne posted:

Baron Corbin really needs to just accept his fate and go full shaved head, that hairline makes him look 10 years older than he really is.



Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.

He looks like a cheap leather daddy

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Oct 30, 2009

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freud mayweather posted:

He's a heel. He should keep his lovely hairline, and even play up how thick and lustrous he believes it to be.

He needs to tell every backstage interviewer to "keep their hands off this mane"

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Solus posted:

cheap leather daddy

mods

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

that's...better? kind of?

(edit) can you remove the chin whiskers and put him in like a singlet?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.

Put the tattoo's back

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

better

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Now he looks like an Aryan Brotherhood member

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Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

A long time ago I said that Baron Corbin is what you would get if you asked Dwight Schrute to describe his ideal professional wrestling persona, and I stand by it

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